# SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489 "2012-05-29T22:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3623 "2012-07-05T16:26:57Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > For the articles? Well you’re not gonna get “10 Ways to Please Your Man” from Sean Hannity, unless your man is one of the Koch brothers. ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3624 "2012-07-07T10:58:29Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > I’m glad that your bowels are in working order, Thank you. > [@](#): > > but that’s not really relevant to the topic at hand. Agreed, but moral fashion and (attempted) silencing of dissent is. > [@](#): > > So he has [yet another trope](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor) of his very own. Do you care to actually discuss specifics? Or are you interested only in asserting conclusions? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3625 "2012-07-07T16:24:36Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Thank you. > > Agreed, but moral fashion and (attempted) silencing of dissent is. > > Do you care to actually discuss specifics? Or are you interested only in asserting conclusions? I’m shocked that there’s someone posting to this thread who \*\*Brazil84 \*\*hasn’t “ignored” yet. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3626 "2012-07-07T16:28:58Z")
I’m vaguely surprised brazil hasn’t realized that by continuing to post to this thread, he assumes the label of “Bigoted Asshole”. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3627 "2012-07-07T16:41:57Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I’m vaguely surprised brazil hasn’t realized that by continuing to post to this thread, he assumes the label of “Bigoted Asshole”. Label? I think it is more a mantle. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3628 "2012-07-07T18:50:13Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Do you care to actually discuss specifics? Or are you interested only in asserting conclusions? I swear, sometimes the jokes just write themselves. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3629 "2012-07-07T19:04:17Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I swear, sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Personally I think he should’ve delivered that line right as the laughter from this joke was dying down: > [@brazil84](#): > > Why do you want to have a meta-discussion? as a kind of one-two punch to _really_ bring the house down. but that’s just me. **b84** has his own unique comic style. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3630 "2012-07-07T19:48:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Personally I think he should’ve delivered that line right as the laughter from this joke was dying down: > > > [@](#): > > > > Why do you want to have a meta-discussion? That’s possibly the funniest thing I’ve read all week. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3631 "2012-07-08T21:46:29Z")
Sometimes I run through **brazil84’s** yard naked, cuz he can’t see me. Then I poop on his Confederate flag. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3632 "2012-07-09T16:15:16Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Do you care to actually discuss specifics? Or are you interested only in asserting conclusions? Trying yourself at comedy now? ….since you obviously know jack-shit about genetics! ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3633 "2012-07-09T17:54:34Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Trying yourself at comedy now? > > ….since you obviously know jack-shit about genetics! I’d make that he obviously doesn’t know jack-shit about anything. ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3634 "2012-07-09T18:18:22Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > You are a complete retard. > Which brings me back to my first point: YOU are a complete idiot of a retard!! Please don’t use retard as an insult. Especially in a thread about genetics. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3635 "2012-07-09T18:21:30Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > Please don’t use retard as an insult. Especially in a thread about genetics. Please don’t be retarded and start demanding what people can and can not post. You fucking tard. ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3636 "2012-07-09T18:30:28Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Please don’t be retarded and start demanding what people can and can not post. You fucking tard. I didn’t demand anything. I politely asked. (I find it ironic that you’re bitching about what people can post in a thread that now involves discussion of banning a certain member, but whatever, I’m smart like that). I’ll politely ask you not to be an asshole too. I doubt you’ll comply. Let’s see. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3637 "2012-07-10T00:52:01Z")
> [@Who\_me\_1](#): > > I’d make that he obviously doesn’t know jack-shit about anything. He’s an expert in faux banning. ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3638 "2012-07-10T01:01:05Z")
I just popped back in to remind **84** that he’s an idiot. Of course, since he can neither see nor hear me, it will be like a hint from the universe, whispering in his ear… Has he banned enough people to have finally won, yet? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3639 "2012-07-10T01:11:25Z")
Its the legend of Shrodinger’s Doper. So obnoxious, on every single ignore list on the Boards, having offended every group known, including but not limited to Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, vegetarians, Lithuanians and mimes. Legend has it that he types furiously for hours on end in his airless room, fueled by Ding Dongs and Red Bull. Of course, no one reads them, so they may not exist. Only the hamsters know for sure that he exists, and they hate him with the fury of a thousand suns, and dream of burning his dog. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3640 "2012-07-10T02:23:47Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Only the hamsters know for sure that he exists, and they hate him with the fury of a thousand suns, and dream of burning his dog. Back in my college years, I knew someone with a hamster. She told me one morning of having a restless night; she was unable to sleep well because all night long the hamster was going _rustle rustle rustle_. When she finally crawled out of bed in the morning, it was to discover that the hamster had managed to escape its Habitrail, had found the unopened bag of hamster kibble, and had spent the entire night gnawing a hole in that bag and then ferrying the contents of the kibble bag back to the Habitrail. She didn’t have to feed that hamster for a month, and it got really, really fat.[sup]1[/sup] I have to hand it to you guys for persistence in the face of wanton, craven, obdurate idiocy. I’ve been reading this thread with fascination because of the arguments and cites **Colibri** , **Brain Glutton** , **MrDibble** , **Harmonix** , **iiandyii** , and so many others have provided. Seriously, guys, kudos to all of you. I knew those two were spewing nonsense, but I didn’t have the knowledge (or the patience) to refute them. I learned a lot. I thank you for that. [sup]1[/sup]Brought to you by the _who gives a fuck, it’s got as much to do with genetics and science as anything posted by the racists, and it’s much more amusing_ committee. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3641 "2012-07-10T02:49:23Z")
For the true dweeb, imparting information is as close to a sexual experience as is likely. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2012, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3642 "2012-07-10T10:00:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Its the legend of Shrodinger’s Doper. So obnoxious, on every single ignore list on the Boards, having offended every group known, including but not limited to Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, vegetarians, Lithuanians and mimes. Remember [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=611318)? He brought the whole board together, people of all political and economic and philosophical persuasions in common concord, united in the deep and profound understanding that _that_ dude was a major asshole. Brings a tear to my eye to think of it, it does. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=181) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=183)