# SDMB Bigoted Asshole Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489 "2012-05-29T22:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3663 "2012-08-01T18:50:09Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > And also in lance’s wife’s asshole. Around here, we just call it “lance” ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3664 "2012-08-01T18:50:33Z")
> [@lance\_strongarm](#): > > Whoa. That’s what _she_ said. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3665 "2012-09-12T14:49:54Z")
Fuck it, they’re [still](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=664531&page=3) [at](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15477270&postcount=52) it. Gaaah! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3666 "2014-05-14T15:21:37Z")
Being a racist [hurts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17374884&postcount=105), y’all. The feelz, I haz them. NOT! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3667 "2014-05-15T00:36:27Z")
He reminds me of that guy who couldn’t do math but thought he was expanding the boundaries of physics, refuting relativity… ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3668 "2014-05-15T17:12:07Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Being a racist [hurts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17374884&postcount=105), y’all. > > The feelz, I haz them. NOT! Cool story bro. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3669 "2014-08-18T08:49:16Z")
So, it’s been a while since the thread updated, but I think we definitely need to add [this lovely example](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=731315)to it. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3670 "2014-08-18T13:52:22Z")
I am so tempted to post this YouTube clip of[Chris Rock explaining the answer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tkZuLixZOk). But it might seem racist. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3671 "2014-08-18T14:00:13Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > So, it’s been a while since the thread updated, but I think we definitely need to add [this lovely example](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=731315)to it. Also, poster **JEngelman** , who turned out to be a (pretty obvious) sock puppet of banned poster **New Deal Democrat** , who figured prominently into this very thread. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3672 "2017-11-23T06:36:35Z")
Not sure if [this one i](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842652)s going to be around long, but worth adding because they’re so damn _dedicated_… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3673 "2017-11-23T06:42:14Z")
That one blazes with the fires of a thousand landfills! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3674 "2017-11-23T14:24:55Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > That one blazes with the fires of a thousand landfills! Or cornfields. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3675 "2017-11-23T14:45:24Z")
I’ve yet to encounter anyone whose argument was entirely supported by YouTube video links who was able to offer any coherent description of - let alone defense of - their position. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3676 "2017-11-23T16:01:15Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Not sure if [this one i](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842652)s going to be around long, but worth adding because they’re so damn _dedicated_… cornfielded already. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3677 "2017-11-23T19:40:22Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > cornfielded already. Yeah, now we can’t even tell who you’re talking about there. Was it that Deadly Duck Dude? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3678 "2017-11-23T23:26:52Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Yeah, now we can’t even tell who you’re talking about there. Was it that Deadly Duck Dude? I assume [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20619290&postcount=79) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3679 "2017-11-24T09:30:48Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I assume [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20619290&postcount=79) Yup. Insisted he was “smart” but couldn’t write a coherent sentence, insisted he had “studied the subject for years” but relied entirely on YouTube videos for reference material, insisted that IQ was the end-all and be-all of measures of racial comparison but didn’t understand the first thing about IQ testing…basically, he was full of all kinds of shit. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3680 "2018-08-23T06:20:02Z")
\[Ha! Ha!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860879)\ ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3681 "2019-04-07T08:46:50Z")
Well, it’s been a while… At least \*this \*time the racism is mingled with batshit Alternative History insanity and a very … specific…racial focus (although I did see him posting on Obama too - very current, your average racist). Keeps it from getting stale. I give you **[tangatawhenua16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=873602)** ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489/3682 "2019-04-07T10:55:10Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Well, it’s been a while… > At least \*this \*time the racism is mingled with batshit Alternative History insanity and a very … specific…racial focus (although I did see him posting on Obama too - very current, your average racist). Keeps it from getting stale. > I give you **[tangatawhenua16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=873602)** But your average racist doesn’t break into archeological sites to find proof of their racism. I say we keep him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bigoted-asshole-omnibus-thread/623489.md?page=185)