# SDMB book contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408 "2004-03-30T21:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/201 "2004-04-01T16:00:18Z")
Chiming in for “Honored Guest.” Generic (charter) member: “Ignorance Fighter” Generic non-charter member (guest?): “Ingorance Fighter” ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/202 "2004-04-01T16:18:46Z")
How about: I paid $4.95 and all I got was this one line under my name. And since we are all members here, if we paid we would be then an: Endowed Member (heh,heh,heh) For me, personally: The Viagra Ninja ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/203 "2004-04-01T16:52:19Z")
For guests I also vote for “Honored Guest” For charter members: **Ancient One** Or (if the software is capable of it) choose 10 or 20 of the best and rotate them randomly for members (charter and non-charter). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/204 "2004-04-01T17:39:58Z")
Ed Zotti: Little Ed(itor) Admins: Omniscient Mods: Prescient Members: Conscient Guests: Parviscient Banned folks: Nescient (or maybe Excinded) ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/205 "2004-04-01T18:30:45Z")
proto-doper Dope Kind IANAD (I am not a doper) IAAD (I am a doper) I’ve seen the light I see no light Dead Doper’s Society Member Guardian Angel Purgatory ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/206 "2004-04-01T18:34:17Z")
Paid members: “Fighting Ignorance” or “Fighter of Ignorance” Guests: Either stick with “Guest” or maybe “Curious Onlooker” ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/207 "2004-04-01T19:17:25Z")
Subscribers Based on post count: Associate Bachelor Master Doctorate Non-Subscribers: Drop-out Mods: Professor Admins: Dean ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/208 "2004-04-01T19:20:24Z")
Cecil: **Shogun** Admins: **Daimyo** Mods: **Samurai** SDSAB: **Bokushi** Members (all): **Bushi** Guests: **Hyakushou** Banned: **Gaijin** ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/209 "2004-04-01T19:25:52Z")
Alternatively, Banned: **DISMEMBERED** ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/210 "2004-04-01T19:31:57Z")
In general: **Rocket Scientist** **Knowledge Dude (or dudess)** **Washed Masses** **Minion of Learning** ---
**Author:** ![wrongz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@wrongz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wrongz)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/211 "2004-04-01T19:36:57Z")
TeemPlayer ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/212 "2004-04-01T20:06:24Z")
**zoid** Cecil’s enthusiastic bitch ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/213 "2004-04-01T21:19:04Z")
For just about everyone on here that I know of: “Reply to Thread” is my endtable and “Sumbit Reply” is my loveseat. Welcome to my life, please have a seat. ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/214 "2004-04-01T21:24:14Z")
Ok that and: “Hamsters make my world go round” are more like sigs. Soooo… Elixir Mixer ? As in: “I make potions which cure all ills, namely ignorance” ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/215 "2004-04-01T21:26:19Z")
Hamster Hustler Hamsterr Whisperer ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/216 "2004-04-01T21:27:38Z")
**luluBahrain** Can’t spell worth a flying hamster’s rear ---
**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/217 "2004-04-01T21:58:22Z")
I don’t have a problem with the current descriptions, but here are some alternates: (general) for “Charter Member” Paying Patsy Sucker Regular Regular Irregular Subscriber Patron or Patroness SD Supporter for “guest” Newcomer Visitor Testing the Waters ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/218 "2004-04-01T22:05:21Z")
How about the name of a famous thinker of your choice? Someone who tried to end ignorance in their own age. It’ll allow us to remain pretentious ( :rolleyes: ) and also give people some choice. Examples could be like: Locke, Machiavelli, Darwin, Galileo, Hobbes, Socrates, etc… ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/219 "2004-04-01T22:19:50Z")
general: **homologue** me: Chaosopher, but only because whenever I can customize my title, that’s what I choose. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/220 "2004-04-01T22:52:37Z")
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