# SDMB book contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408 "2004-03-30T21:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kellner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c2a13f/32.png) [@kellner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellner)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/21 "2004-03-30T22:43:03Z")
Old Dope Peddler (Yes, it’s a reference; probably best as unique title for a veteran) ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/22 "2004-03-30T22:43:10Z")
Generic: Pit me! ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/23 "2004-03-30T22:43:44Z")
Paid Up ---
**Author:** ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/24 "2004-03-30T22:50:15Z")
5/15 Bucks Poorer Straight Dope Addict Google’s Friend ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/25 "2004-03-30T22:50:53Z")
I would like my title to be: **Chore Monkey** That is all ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/26 "2004-03-30T22:51:02Z")
Gold Member (generic) ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/27 "2004-03-30T22:53:01Z")
Mostly Harmless Smacker O’ Ignorance Genuis (I want this one!) Subscriber Devotee Repeat Offenderator ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/28 "2004-03-30T23:00:36Z")
Had $5 Ask Me About Our Specials. Pedant/Smart Ass/Know-It-All/Contrary Blowhard/Verbal Diarrhea-ist (Delete as required) Smarter Than The Average Bear Subscribed Doper Member Just One Of The Teeming Millions SDMB AFAIK A sig line wasn’t enough for me, I needed a special title too. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/29 "2004-03-30T23:03:58Z")
Call me crazy, but I kind of liked **Member**. Not-so-boring ideas: **Follower of TubaDiva** **Cecil’s Peoples** or, for the more hip: **Cees’s Peeps** **Happy Orthodox Jewish Man** **Time Waster** **I Paid for Dope** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/30 "2004-03-30T23:04:57Z")
For **Lynn** (depending on circumstances): Esteemed Administrator Steamed Administrator. Asshat Smacker Supreme She Who Must be Obeyed ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/31 "2004-03-30T23:09:34Z")
All generic: Check in to post **S.M.A.R.T** Member - ( **S** ubscribed **M** otivated **A** nd **R** eally **T** alented) ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/32 "2004-03-30T23:13:18Z")
“Cecilians” “Adams Family” “Ignorarratti” The Kids in the Hallish “Ignorance Irradicator” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/33 "2004-03-30T23:14:37Z")
**SPOOFE** Underpants Gnome **Generic** Teemingus Maximus 1920’s-style Member Perfect Student ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/34 "2004-03-30T23:15:51Z")
Daily Dopers (generic) The Dope Dealer (or Pusher) for Unca Cecil ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/35 "2004-03-30T23:22:25Z")
The Not-Necessarily-Straight Dopers ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/36 "2004-03-30T23:23:12Z")
> [@lightingtool](#): > > Call me crazy, but I kind of liked **Member**. . . Man, glad I didn’t walk in on the middle of \*this \* conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/37 "2004-03-30T23:27:10Z")
curmudgeon gadfly smoke doper quixote great zott cecilyte ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/38 "2004-03-30T23:38:00Z")
Dope Fiend Dope Addict you get the idea… (I like just plain old Subscriber.) …must rack brain for brilliant idea. ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/39 "2004-03-30T23:41:35Z")
General: Teem Member ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/40 "2004-03-30T23:42:40Z")
Red Doper Baby Trainee (for guests) Don’t blame me; I voted for Cecil I’m 21 and Ready [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=3)