# SDMB book contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408 "2004-03-30T21:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/41 "2004-03-30T23:44:29Z")
the First Wave (general) Smarty Pants (general) Lynn “no joke threads” Bodoni Lieu “the poo” ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/42 "2004-03-30T23:45:17Z")
Dopeaholic I paid 4.95 for this space under my name Official Doper Paying Customer Doper, doper, bo-boper, banana, fanana, fo-foper, DOPER! Okay, so that last one wasn’t serious–it just started running through my head as I read this. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/43 "2004-03-30T23:46:43Z")
the Dopest (general) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/44 "2004-03-30T23:48:35Z")
General : Teem Titans CandidGamera: Funt-tastic Turtle! ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/45 "2004-03-30T23:48:58Z")
How about **Original Doper** for Charter Members? It has the advantage of having the initials OD. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/46 "2004-03-30T23:51:00Z")
One of millions ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/47 "2004-03-30T23:55:09Z")
Coping Dopers (general) ---
**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/48 "2004-03-30T23:55:34Z")
For **Libertarian** : A theist 😃 Then again, I just say let all Charter Members pick their own titles. Anyone who pays to be here obviously wants to be here, so just make picking an inappropriate user title punishable along the same lines as posting something inappropriate. Passive approval would work fine, IMO. If a mod sees something they don’t like, they should change it and disallow that user from choosing a custom title. ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/49 "2004-03-31T00:04:17Z")
**Ed Zotti** Grand Vizier **Fingolfin** High King of the Noldor **Fenris** Odin’s Bane (dependent on post-count) **[insert poster here]** geek supergeek ubergeek alternatively: **[iph]** cool supercool ubercool **[iph]** cafe socialite mundane & pointless pitizen ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/50 "2004-03-31T00:06:58Z")
all general Dope on a Rope said nope to Dope (for guests) ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/51 "2004-03-31T00:29:54Z")
QUACK…quack… wasthatanehco? ---
**Author:** ![Truth\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Truth\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truth_Seeker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/52 "2004-03-31T00:30:51Z")
For banned members: **Wasted $14.95** For Guests: **This Space Available** ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/53 "2004-03-31T00:34:10Z")
**Lynn Bodoni** -The Fist of Justice. Or maybe just “Smiter.” **GMRyujin** -Is Probably Being Sarcastic ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/54 "2004-03-31T00:35:12Z")
Any ex-member: A Crooked Pot Lynn: No Joke Threads In The Pit Coldfire: Clogerator TVeblen: It’s Not Television manhattan: A Man Is An Island Miller: Lite Wikkit: (that’s null, I think it’d be neat to be the only member with no title) Ed Zotti: Puppet Master If you can do special searches, anyone with less than .125 posts per day should get “Lurker”. Lieu: TMI Scylla: Ask Me About Gophers ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/55 "2004-03-31T00:43:32Z")
Poster Boy/Poster Girl Role Model Had $4.95 burning a hole in his/her pants ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/56 "2004-03-31T00:49:43Z")
Hamster Abuser Sponser Monkey “Bob” Child of Og ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/57 "2004-03-31T00:53:41Z")
For the mods: Security For the members: Back Stage Pass ---
**Author:** ![Morelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Morelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morelin)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/58 "2004-03-31T00:54:38Z")
Oldbie User Hi, Opal! ---
**Author:** ![so\_da\_ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@so\_da\_ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/so_da_ne)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/59 "2004-03-31T00:55:50Z")
For a few paid members: Hamster Killer For most paid members: Hamster Feeder ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/60 "2004-03-31T00:56:17Z")
General Titles Teeming One Better than You Know-It-All Teacher’s Pet Brown Noser I know you are, but what am I? Fighting Ignorance, $5 at a time Acolyte **lieu** Poo Master **Eve** She of the Lorgnette **Lynn Bodoni** Asshat Smiter _Guests_ Just Visiting Newbie Clamoring at the Gate Banned Ignorant 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=4)