# SDMB book contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408 "2004-03-30T21:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/141 "2004-03-31T19:00:07Z")
I would like it very much if mine read: **rockle** Mountain Dew junkie Also, count me as another vote for “Fighting Ignorance Since:” ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/142 "2004-03-31T19:06:22Z")
No’ers of Common Wisdom Wasting company time since _join date_ Thanking Gore for inventing the Internet since 1973 For Cite, please contact my mother Will fight to the death for your right to be an Asshat **Banned:** Killed by 1920’s Style Death Ray ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/143 "2004-03-31T19:11:09Z")
Got a few more: Cecil: Perfect Master™ I think that little extra makes it. Guests: [$4.95 for title] Why not try giving out titles as prizes, of sorts, kinda like the “here’s your stupid card” thread that went on a while back. Give them names like Lurker and Asshat. Also members: **dopemeister** ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/144 "2004-03-31T19:15:54Z")
General: 1. Dopester 2. Hamster Killer 3. Addict ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/145 "2004-03-31T19:16:20Z")
> [@luluBahrain](#): > > Moping Dopers (BBQ Pit) > Defenders of the Dope/Dope Defenders > Doper Than We Wanna Be > Hooked > The Good Stuff > The Dope Army > Cecil’s Soldiers > Cec’s Kids > Dopeful > Pit Master ( **Lynn Bodoni** ) > Diva of the Dope ( **Lynn Bodoni** ) > His TMIness ( **Spoose** ) His TMIness was meant for Spoofe ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/146 "2004-03-31T19:21:25Z")
Cecil’s Children ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/147 "2004-03-31T19:30:10Z")
BANNED: Dope Bust ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/148 "2004-03-31T19:43:29Z")
Doper Dork (general) ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/149 "2004-03-31T19:46:35Z")
I’m all for Asshat as a general doper title. Most of us are, anyway. As for me: FilmGeek: Film Geek Another vote for “Fighting ignorance since:” and “not banned… yet.” ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/150 "2004-03-31T19:54:23Z")
Well, Charter Member was fine with me, but I really want to win those books. I’ve got this coffee table, and one leg is shorter than the others… Charter Member:Guest: \*\*Star-bellied Sneetch Sneetch Vanquisher of IgnoranceDeputy Vanquisher From the Before Time The Old Ones\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/151 "2004-03-31T20:03:06Z")
What about a reward title? Given that the SDMB is powered by hamsters, the mods could give a custom title to the person who’s recently given the best contribution to the fight against ignorance: **Hamster of the Week** Cecil, of course, as King Hamster, would be ineligible–otherwise, nobody else would get a chance. Personally I think it wouldn’t hurt to give out warning titles, either, such as: **On Thin Ice Better Not Be Posting In The Pit I Just Can’t Seem To Keep My Fool Mouth Shut I Was Dumb Enough To Post A Joke Thread In The Pit One-Trick Pony** for myself? Hmmm…may as well go obscure. **Java Genly** Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/152 "2004-03-31T20:05:06Z")
Charter members: **Teeming Millions Member** Guests: **Teeming Millions Wanna-Be** Board admins: **One in a Teeming Million** Master Cecil: **The One and Only Master** ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/153 "2004-03-31T20:30:56Z")
For all the women who are hosting Dopers-to-be: **Pregnant** General: **b[]Bad VB Coder[b/]** For the 100 posts beginning with post number 1000, 2500, or 5000: **Holding my** _number_ **post party!** And for anybody with 10k posts or more: **No life** ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/154 "2004-03-31T20:57:07Z")
books?? someone mention books??? **General use:** “I’m still learning.” (-- Michaelangelo) Willing Learner Lightbearer **Guest:** Beginning Seeker **Banned:** Forever Banished Not Worthy and yes, another vote for “Fighting ignorance since:” ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/155 "2004-03-31T21:16:36Z")
**NinjaChick** Totally Sweet Daniel ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/156 "2004-03-31T21:16:54Z")
> [@Ed Zotti](#): > > …or **StDNUT** … If I could vote, I’ve vote for Mr. Zotti’s **StDNUT**. It’s short, cryptic, & sexy. I just hope he shares his box-o-books w/ me for nominating it. js\_StDNUT\_africanus ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/157 "2004-03-31T21:20:17Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > **NinjaChick** > Totally Sweet Seconds after hitting “submit”, I realized that could come across as a 30-year-old flirting with a seventeen-year-old, which would be gross, and by gross I mean totally oogy. Simple popculture reference there, nothing to see, move along. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/158 "2004-03-31T21:20:39Z")
Coldfire: \*\*( insert the word for FarkWaffle) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/159 "2004-03-31T21:34:48Z")
Post-a-holic Poster Boy/Girl Hamster Killer ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408/160 "2004-03-31T21:39:10Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > If I could vote, I’ve vote for Mr. Zotti’s **StDNUT**. It’s short, cryptic, & sexy. I just hope he shares his box-o-books w/ me for nominating it. I don’t want an StD anywhere near my NUTs. Anyhoo, here are my suggestions: dangergene: **Preview, damnit!** (see earlier in this thread) Cecil: **Everyone’s favorite uncle** Mods: **Uncle Cecil’s favorite nephew/niece** General: **Enemy of Ignorance Board Member Board Stiff** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-book-contest/237408.md?page=9)