# SDMB bouts you would like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062 "2000-09-21T22:18:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/1 "2000-09-21T22:18:43Z")
get ready to rumble! šŸ™‚ **MagicalSilverKey vs. handy** - rapid fire thread starting vs. shear weight of posts **FriendofGod vs. Libertarian** - hit and run vs. crushing debate ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/2 "2000-09-21T22:21:10Z")
**Grimhacker vs The Straight Dope** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/3 "2000-09-21T22:30:20Z")
Serlin/Sentinel/Prism02/rainbow/whatever v. Wally. Alphagene v. UncleBeer. Byzantine v. Coldfire. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/4 "2000-09-21T22:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Byzantine v. Coldfire.** Why? We usually agree on most things, and I canā€™t remember _ever_ flaming her. Plus, Iā€™d hate to be her target šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/5 "2000-09-21T23:03:38Z")
Gaudere vs. DavidB Gadarene vs. Kimstu Democritus vs. Psycat90 Libertarian vs Libertarian ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/6 "2000-09-21T23:39:23Z")
Grimhacker v. Concrete. Wait, I guess thatā€™s impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/7 "2000-09-21T23:43:32Z")
I would like to see Grimspanker, Concrete, Jebus, 2sexy4mycomputer, and jayburner duke it out in a no-holds-barred death match. Automutulation rules. ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/8 "2000-09-21T23:52:41Z")
why donā€™t you throw in the name Ghost for good measure while your at it, since everyone is accusing me of being someone elseā€¦shit, why not throw in bedboy. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/9 "2000-09-21T23:56:25Z")
Of course! Add the entire bedboy tagteam. 1, 2, 3 and 4. You sure have a good memory, Grimmy. Iā€™ll give you that. With 25 screen names, I would not be able to remember them all. Sorry for breaking the Shun Treaty, guys. ---
**Author:** ![Grimhacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Grimhacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimhacker)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/10 "2000-09-21T23:58:22Z")
aw shucks, it aint nothing Coldfire, the beers kill off the old bad braincells and make me smarter. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/11 "2000-09-22T00:20:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*Grimhacker v. Concrete. > > Wait, I guess thatā€™s impossible. \*\* Silly meā€¦Iā€™m slipping. I thought this meant, like, what would happen if you dropped Grimmie off the top of the Empire State Building. _whhhhhhoooooosssshhhhhhhhhhhhā€”_ **SPLAT.** Now thatā€™s something Iā€™d _pay_ to see. BTW, whatever happened to Ayesha v. Byzantine in the battle of ( \* Y \* )? Still waitinā€™ on _that_ oneā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/12 "2000-09-22T01:17:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Why? We usually agree on most things, and I canā€™t remember _ever_ flaming her. Plus, Iā€™d hate to be her target šŸ˜‰ \*\* Because you two always flame sā€™durn well. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/13 "2000-09-22T01:19:13Z")
Weā€™d probably knock each other out after one exchange. No fun for the spectators šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/14 "2000-09-22T02:22:53Z")
Tubadiva vs. tubagirl - ā€œIā€™ll Kick Your Brassā€ Uncle Beer vs. Oncle Biere - ā€œThe thriller between distillersā€ Myndefuquer vs. Sofa King - ā€œGet tread he tour humble!!ā€ John Corrado vs. John Larriagn - ā€œI kicked your aliasā€ SanibalMan vs. Sledman - ā€œMenā€™s roomā€ silent\_rob vs. SILENT BOB - * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Five months, one week, six days, 22 minutes and 44 seconds. 6640 cigarettes not smoked, saving $830.08. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes. \***ā€œIā€™m a big Genesis fan.ā€-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/15 "2000-09-22T02:35:34Z")
Satan vs. Gawd ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/16 "2000-09-22T02:37:34Z")
I wish there were a ā€œCharybdisā€ here. Then anybody who got between us in a debate would be caught between a rock and a hard place. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/17 "2000-09-22T02:43:56Z")
Satan vs. oldscratch: one helluva flame. Ogre vs. Monster: pretty scary. Trout Mask Replica vs. Polycarp: pretty fishy Spider Woman vs. Nobody (because she is way too chicken) ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/18 "2000-09-22T03:02:55Z")
beagleDave vs. Reservoir Dog ā€“ ā€œLet slip the dogs of warā€¦ā€ bjOrn vs. bjOrn ā€“ ā€œThe mumbo in the jumboā€ Al Zheimers vs. Old Broad & CrankyAsAnOldMan ā€“ who won ? Esprix vs. SqrlClub ā€“ ā€œHandbags at twelve pacesā€ (sorry guys, it was to easy) Compact Disc Milk vs. FeelFreaky ā€“ No contest, to busy fighting themselves. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/19 "2000-09-22T03:36:45Z")
**Calling London** - The self-destructing poster was **FreakFreely**. I like your take on him/it however. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/20 "2000-09-22T06:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > \*\*silent\_rob vs. SILENT BOB - \*\* šŸ˜ƒ Thanks Satan. Youā€™ve just brightened up my day. šŸ™‚ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062.md?page=2)