# SDMB bouts you would like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062 "2000-09-21T22:18:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/21 "2000-09-22T07:01:09Z")
I’d like to see all the Chrisses go at it, all at once, over the right to be _the_ Official Chris of the SDMB. Also, it’d be fun if all the posters with feline references in their SNs had a catfi- er, scuffle. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/22 "2000-09-22T11:47:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > **Calling London** - The self-destructing poster was **FreakFreely**. I like your take on him/it however. That’s a Roger, Chris.I think Freak was a guy, though. serendipity vs. TwistofFate – Stay tuned, anything can happen……… (Happy 21st Mr Larrigan. Hope she didn’t charge you too much) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/23 "2000-09-22T12:00:35Z")
change me too much? feh, I had to sell my David Bowie collection for the “extras”… I’m saying a little too much… 😉 Bouts I’d like to see? London\_Calling vs. Trout Mask Replica… the clash vs. Zappa ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/24 "2000-09-22T12:22:48Z")
I’ll stand with _it_. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/25 "2000-09-22T12:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I would like to see Grimspanker, Concrete, Jebus, 2sexy4mycomputer, and jayburner **duke** it out in a no-holds-barred death match. > > Automutulation rules. \*\* No fair dragging me into this one. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/26 "2000-09-22T12:58:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > London\_Calling vs. Trout Mask Replica… the clash vs. Zappa > \*\* [nitpick] _Trout Mask Replica_ was by Captain Beefheart, not Zappa. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/27 "2000-09-22T13:00:53Z")
Who played Guitar for Capt. Beefheart? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/28 "2000-09-22T13:02:42Z")
Posted too early. Zappa was Cpt Beefheart… the others were too busy drawing pictures of Zappa as the Devil to add much to the band ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/29 "2000-09-22T13:12:25Z")
Homer tripping vs. Homer drunk. Hell, Homer tripping vs. a potted plant would be fun enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/30 "2000-09-22T13:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*I wish there were a “Charybdis” here. Then anybody who got between us in a debate would be caught between a rock and a hard place. > \*\* [hijack]Ever since you first took that moniker, I’ve had that same thought every time I see you post.[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/31 "2000-09-25T05:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > Gaudere vs. DavidB > > Gadarene vs. Kimstu > > **Democritus vs. Psycat90** > > Libertarian vs Libertarian I need to keep up. 😉 I have no wish to battle psy, oldy. She would destroy me with one look. Kinda like that, “You had me at hello.” type thing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/32 "2000-09-25T12:04:40Z")
Zumba The Cat vs. Fairy Princess Kitty - Cat Fight! I don’t really want to fight you Kitty. But, I bet that for two newbies we could really gather an audience if we decided to roll around in the mud. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062/33 "2000-09-26T01:14:18Z")
jally vs. Cecil Adams - OK, so it would be more of an abuse session than a rumble, but I’d still pay to see it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-bouts-you-would-like-to-see/34062.md?page=1)