# SDMB can't count! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 10, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718 "2002-12-10T05:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/21 "2002-12-10T19:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by calm kiwi \* > \*\*Not that I want to trivialise my last post [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2694786#post2694786](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2694786#post2694786)(norinew I meant every word) but I have just noticed that 4 posts I have made today are all “post number 38”. Whats up with that? Am I stuck 38 posts forever? WEIRD! > > Oh yeah the Pit isn’t the place for a question…ok bugger bugger fuck fuck WHY? > > Oh yes and I don’t deserve a count of past 38 till I can figure out how to make a proper link… I know this. \*\* You know, I’ve seen a few of your other posts (The Eternal Thread), and I have to say…Your not a very calm kiwi;) ---
**Author:** ![Enki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@Enki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enki)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/22 "2002-12-10T20:12:03Z")
Perhaps calm for a kiwi? I mean, if I was small, fuzzy and green on the inside, I might be inclined to be less than perfectly harmonious with my surroundings. 😃 Or… not. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/23 "2002-12-10T21:21:35Z")
:o ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/24 "2002-12-11T01:18:10Z")
2 seconds after I clicked submit I thought dumb dumb dumb Kiwi…They are going to be sooooo mean about your stupidity. But now I feel loved 😉 I am calm! truly I am!..grumble, grumble…stamping my feet ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/25 "2002-12-11T03:34:15Z")
You have a rather minor rant, IMHO. But it is a rather intriguing mystery. If you just want to let off steam, and get the peanut gallery noisy, you are in the right forum. If you want a plausible answer, I suggest ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/26 "2002-12-11T03:51:06Z")
I love you, **calm kiwi**. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/27 "2002-12-11T03:55:35Z")
Rather minor? Shit you are kind! I didn’t really require an answer I just needed to get a clue and be more observant, but thanks for the advice 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/28 "2002-12-11T04:03:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lainaf \* > \*\*I love you, **calm kiwi**. \*\* Oh and i love you…heres to a love born from postcount obsession 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/29 "2002-12-11T04:03:41Z")
I propose we post this thread as a sticky to point to whenever some asshole of a newbie starts complaining that people are mean to him/her because s/he is a newbie and the clique isn’t nice to newbies. See? Dopers are nice. Even to newbies. Even in the Pit. Welcome to the SDMB, **calm kiwi**. I decided the other day that I shall move to your fine country. I hope you all don’t mind too terribly much. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/30 "2002-12-11T04:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\*I propose we post this thread as a sticky to point to whenever some asshole of a newbie starts complaining that people are mean to him/her because s/he is a newbie and the clique isn’t nice to newbies. > > See? Dopers are nice. Even to newbies. Even in the Pit. > > Welcome to the SDMB, **calm kiwi**. I decided the other day that I shall move to your fine country. I hope you all don’t mind too terribly much. \*\* HEAR HEAR!!! I do like to think of myself as NOT an arsehole…but you are all sooooooo nice to the daft 🙂 and IN THE PIT! I don’t mind even the teeniest bit if you move here. I’m ready for the guided tour bit even. The kiwi is feeling all calm and loved now 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718/31 "2002-12-11T12:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by calm kiwi \* > \*\*2 seconds after I clicked submit I thought dumb dumb dumb Kiwi…They are going to be sooooo mean about your stupidity. But now I feel loved 😉 > > I am calm! truly I am!..grumble, grumble…stamping my feet \*\* I chuckled when I saw this! I know you are truly calm, no need to stamp your feet!😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-cant-count/141718.md?page=1)