# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/1 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")
The following is a list of my current SDMB crushes. They have been alphabetized for your convenience. If you did not make the cut this go around don’t be discouraged. New lists come out quarterly. \*\* !ceQueen AbbySthrnAccent abel ACK Airbeck aldiboronti Alex B Already in Use Anahita Anniz anya marie aoty ArchiveGuy Atreyu beegirl13 berdollos bibliophile Biggirl BoiToi BooBoo316 BrattiAtti Broken Doll BShrimp187 Calliope CaptBilly carnivorousplant Cartooniverse casdave Caught@Work cazzle Celyn Charmian chique civilize cleops Coldfire Cosmopolitan Cougarfang Crafter\_Man CrankyAsAnOldMan Crusoe d12 dabrota Danalan Dire Wolf djwalker dono dreamer EasyPhil Edwardina ejrn Encinitas epraz Esprix essvee eunoia Eutychus Eve EVO95 FairyChatMom Ferrous FisherQueen Flamsterette\_X Fluffy Francesca Fretful Porpentine galen ubal Gartog Gaudere geepee Gin and Beer It! GingerOfTheNorth glee Goo GrizzRich Gron Huggtand hannahw happyheathen hardygrrl Hastur Helpme HerMajestyLorna hibernicus iampunha ianzin Ice Wolf iconoplast irishgirl islandgirl Jack Batty JavaMaven1 jazzmine JBERGES Jessica2 jkbelle Jodi jr8 kabbes Kat katiekilldare kferr kuroashi Kwyjibo Kyla ladydisco lee Leifsmama lel Lennygirl Libertarian LindyHopper Lisa Ann London\_Calling Loopus Lsura Lyllyan MachV Maeglin mancunian Mangetout MarkyDeSade Mauvaise Max the Immortal mayberrydan meyer Michael Ellis Mike38722 minlokwat Miss Creant Mooney252 Mr. Cynical Mudshark Nacho4Sara Narile Narrad Nortia novacaine ObiWan Osiris Palve pbrtallboy pennylane pezpunk porcupine pravnik PT Pucette PunditLisa Quasimodem RaCha’ar Raoul Anatherwan Ringo Robb RobGraham robinc308 ruadh Rue DeDay S. Mussberger shawa Shayna ShibbOleth sidle Silentgoldfish Silver Fire Simetra Skerri smilla Soda Solomon7t Spooky SqrewU2 Steve Wright straykat23 superbee Superdude SuperNova swampbear Tabeitha Tansu Tattva tcline76 tevya The Mermaid tlw TruePisces TwistofFate ultrafilter UncleBill white-tigeress Wicked Blue widdershins Wonko The Sane woodstockbirdybird Xerxes Yo La Tengo yojimbo Zappo \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/2 "2002-04-26T14:55:28Z")
I see how you are. Fine. Whatever I don’t need you. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/3 "2002-04-26T15:03:03Z")
Each and every one of your 197 crushes must feel very special. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/4 "2002-04-26T15:05:20Z")
pez, i didnt know you cared. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/5 "2002-04-26T15:06:17Z")
If **Waverly** didn’t make the list, then at least I’m in good company. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/6 "2002-04-26T15:07:17Z")
Oh fine, be that way pezpunk. I am now officially willing to whore myself out to the poster that promises to treat me nice at first and then turn into an overbearing manipulator. Frankly, I could use the structured environment. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/7 "2002-04-26T15:07:46Z")
Damn-nabbit. And I was building up such a nice deep blue funk and you go and do this to me! Sigh oh well, tra-la-la-la-la-la… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/8 "2002-04-26T15:08:01Z")
What, does this thread make me look fat? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/9 "2002-04-26T15:21:57Z")
**CONGRATULATIONS!!!** For being the first five non-crushworthy dopers to respond to this thread, the following are now official Pezpunk crush victims! \*\* Meatros Waverly Gundy Mullinator Lieu \*\* Thanks for playing! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/10 "2002-04-26T15:28:21Z")
“Official Pezpunk Crush Victims”? Finally! Something I can belong to! [sub]Natch![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/11 "2002-04-26T15:30:51Z")
**pez** , you do realize that you included yourself in that list? Not that self-love is bad or anything… but… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/12 "2002-04-26T15:33:22Z")
Wow. I (along with a thousand other people) made it on Pezzie’s Crush List! I’m so not worthy… Oh and by the way, is it ok to have crushes on other fellow crushees? I wouldn’t want you to feel hijacked or anything… ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/13 "2002-04-26T15:36:03Z")
OG CRUSH! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/14 "2002-04-26T15:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > \*\ ***pez** , you do realize that you included yourself in that list? > \*\* If I can’t love myself, how can I love others? **Pucette** , sure you can have a crush on someone on my list assuming that person is me or anyone from **Lennygirl** to **meyer** or **soda** to **wicked blue**. Definetly not anyone from **airbeck** to **CaptBilly** or **edwardina** to **eve** excluding **Esprix**. Otherwise, have at it! ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/15 "2002-04-26T15:50:05Z")
Wow – TWO online crushes in one week! Thanks, Pez! When it rains, it pours as they say. The gods are truly smiling upon me. Ugh, on second thought, maybe they’re frowning. My nemesis, \*\* sidle\*\*, made the list, too. When it rains, there’re usually clouds, and **sidle** is definitely a dark cloud on my horizon. Just kidding, **si**. Love ya, mean it. 😛 I posted before you! \ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/16 "2002-04-26T16:05:19Z")
how soon they forget. ☹ I know I know. It would be sexual harassment seeing as I am under your employ. p.s. I want to know what the rest of the title is: get them while their hot…? get them while their hot cross buns bake in the oven? get them while their hot engines cool off? ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/17 "2002-04-26T16:10:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*What, does this thread make me look fat? \*\* No, your ass makes you look fat! (sorry, couldn’t resist) ---
**Author:** ![EVO95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@EVO95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EVO95)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/18 "2002-04-26T16:11:43Z")
I’ll be damned…I finally made it on somebody’s list that isn’t preceded with the word “sh\*t” ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/19 "2002-04-26T16:12:16Z")
Wow, a Tampa boy has a crush on me! Not the first time that it’s happened, but it usually ends bad. FWIW I have bit of a crush on **Pucette** these days. But I’m fickle, so like you I can’t say that she’s the only crush that I have. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/20 "2002-04-26T16:17:07Z")
Wooo!!!HHHOOOO!!! I am now a man, I am some one, I deserve love. Life is good. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=2)