# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/21 "2002-04-26T16:30:50Z")
Good lord. That’s it. You are SO off of my list. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/22 "2002-04-26T16:32:55Z")
Thanks, **pezpunk** , but I don’t want to join any club that would have me as a member anyway. At least, that’s what I say as I cry myself to sleep every night. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/23 "2002-04-26T16:35:30Z")
So, I make your list of crushes yet again, Pez. I knew it would happen _smug look_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/24 "2002-04-26T16:35:45Z")
Excluded? ☹ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/25 "2002-04-26T16:36:01Z")
I am seriously honored. Seriously. I am going to add this to my list of SDMB great personal moments. So far I’ve got three: Cecil posted to the same thread as I did. No, he did not address me personally, but I was just one or two posts away from him. The aroma of greatness just wafted right up onto my post. A troll called me Der Clique Meister. Validation after _years_ of toadying to The Clique. Truly a moment I will always remember even if I have already forgotten the troll’s name. And now this. Yes I am all that, the shizznit _and_ a bag of baked Lays. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/26 "2002-04-26T16:42:34Z")
\ **pezpunk** crushes me. My first doper crush, even. Will you still respect me in the morning? What if I promise to make pancakes? ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Fluffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/27 "2002-04-26T16:44:21Z")
This makes me incredibly happy!! I want to have a crush too! You guys have any suggestions (besides pezpunk-he automatically makes the list) What about spooje? His posts are cool! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/28 "2002-04-26T16:47:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Excluded? ☹ > > Esprix \*\* No No NO! I excluded you from the “may not have a crush list”. That means she is allowed to have a crush on you! ---
**Author:** ![girl27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ad7895/32.png) [@girl27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/girl27)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/29 "2002-04-26T16:49:13Z")
Pezpunk, you’ve no idea what you’re missing. signed, girl “I’ll make that list if it kills me” 27 ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/30 "2002-04-26T16:58:33Z")
Ooh, she looks like a candidate for an official **Pezpunk Stalker™**! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/31 "2002-04-26T16:59:58Z")
A frowning Esprix means the world is not a good place. I’ll help turn your frown upside down. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/32 "2002-04-26T17:14:49Z")
Y’know, I kind of have a little crush on **Mully**. He’s really, really tall. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/33 "2002-04-26T17:22:14Z")
Hrumph. Must be the damned camoflage feathers. ---
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/34 "2002-04-26T17:22:55Z")
awww…shanksh! ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/35 "2002-04-26T17:29:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*Wow – TWO online crushes in one week! Thanks, Pez! When it rains, it pours as they say. The gods are truly smiling upon me. > > Ugh, on second thought, maybe they’re frowning. My nemesis, \*\* sidle\*\*, made the list, too. When it rains, there’re usually clouds, and **sidle** is definitely a dark cloud on my horizon. > > Just kidding, **si**. Love ya, mean it. 😛 > > I posted before you! \ 😃 \*\* Indeed. **pbrtardboy** , -whoops-, 'scuse me (hate it when those fingers slip) I meant, fo course, **pbrtallboy** this is the _crush_ thread. The _archnemesis_ thread is down the hall to the right, past the water cooler. Keep up. Sheesh. Now shoo. I gotta meeting with “the Bobs” in a coupla minutes… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/36 "2002-04-26T17:35:14Z")
_sigh_ And here I was writing the name **pezpunk** in my notebook over and over … ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/37 "2002-04-26T17:35:38Z")
**pezpunk** , I had no idea htat you cared so much! 🙂 That’s really sweet of you… and I, like **pbrtallboy** , have been nominated twice in one week for “personal board crush”. :eek: [sub]So, **pbrtallboy** , what do you think of this?[/sub] Although I believe I’m in good company… to be mentioned in the same list as **Eve**! Oh my… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/38 "2002-04-26T17:36:05Z")
Aw shit. Moses on a Motorolla. Nuttin like composing a _way cool_ response, and then checking it, only to realize that I have a GLARING TYPO! :sigh: :o ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/39 "2002-04-26T17:38:34Z")
Hate it when those fingers slip, indeed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![misshannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@misshannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misshannah)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/40 "2002-04-26T17:39:22Z")
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