# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/41 "2002-04-26T18:00:58Z")
Crushed and stalked in the same day - if I get groped, it’ll be a trifecta!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/42 "2002-04-26T18:09:56Z")
I apologize but due to over spending and budget cuts I will have to let some crushes go. The following people are no longer on the crush list: \*\* PunditLisa Quasimodem RaCha’ar Raoul Anatherwan Ringo Robb RobGraham robinc308 ruadh Rue DeDay S. Mussberger shawa Shayna sidle Silentgoldfish Silver Fire Simetra Skerri smilla Solomon7t Spooky SqrewU2 Steve Wright straykat23 superbee Superdude SuperNova swampbear Tabeitha Tansu Tattva tcline76 tevya tlw ultrafilter white-tigeress widdershins Wonko The Sane woodstockbirdybird Xerxes Yo La Tengo yojimbo Zappo \*\* Your severance package will consist of a “too bad so sad” and a “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out” ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/43 "2002-04-26T18:12:54Z")
Good thing I didn’t get my panties all in a knot over not being on the list, otherwise this latest piece of alphabetical discrimination would’ve just killed me. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/44 "2002-04-26T18:13:29Z")
Yowza. Times are tough all over. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/45 "2002-04-26T18:15:04Z")
Woah! Nothing to see here, just getting my post count away from the number of the beast… Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/46 "2002-04-26T18:18:02Z")
Does one have to have a certain post count in order to be crushed/stalked? ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/47 "2002-04-26T18:21:53Z")
Looks like I’m back out in the market. :sigh: Sending out resumes… Anybody got use for a crush with slippery fingers? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/48 "2002-04-26T18:41:24Z")
Man, here I am feeling so good (although a little confused), and now you go and shoot me down. ☹ Fine, see if I care. All I know is, you’re off my Christmas card list! Anyone need a crush like me? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/49 "2002-04-26T19:28:23Z")
I’ll pick up any dumped crushees. C’mon over, my arms are long enough to hug everybody. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/50 "2002-04-26T19:31:00Z")
I’ll crush on ya, **ultrafilter**. Let’s go out and commiserate. Rassum frassum **pezpunk** … After I went and prepared my teary, hysterical acceptance speech, too. ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/51 "2002-04-26T19:34:29Z")
Sounds like **sidle** is this one that really needs a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/52 "2002-04-26T19:37:27Z")
Hey, this is an opportunity for the “dumped” crushes to find new people that may have a crush on them… or something like that. [sub]It sounded SO much better in my head…[/sub] But I’m willing to pick up any dumped crushes… I have more than enough love to go around… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/53 "2002-04-26T19:42:11Z")
Oh, you’re all on the list. THE LIST. Not the good list. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/54 "2002-04-26T19:42:36Z")
I won’t be happy until **Francesca** , **Tansu** , and **Ruffian** tag-team me into sexual submission. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/55 "2002-04-26T19:49:00Z")
Uh, gee, it’s cool to be on someone’s crush list, BUT WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE ONLY ME? WHY 197? WHY NOT JUST ONE? ME! …I feel so cheap… How’d I get on, anyway? Did I do something meaningful? I’m pretty sure I didn’t say anything smart, or funny really… What does this crushing involve? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/56 "2002-04-26T19:51:33Z")
I sense a white elephant crush exchange coming on… ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/57 "2002-04-26T19:59:30Z")
I just got out of a meeting with Mathew Lesko[sub]sp[/sub] who informed me that there is plenty of government funding for people like me to start a"crush business"! I bought his guaranteed plan and BLAM! I am now a “crush entrepreneur”! The following posters are officially reinstated! \*\* PunditLisa Quasimodem RaCha’ar Raoul Anatherwan Ringo Robb RobGraham robinc308 ruadh Rue DeDay S. Mussberger shawa Shayna sidle Silentgoldfish Silver Fire Simetra Skerri smilla Solomon7t Spooky SqrewU2 Steve Wright straykat23 superbee Superdude SuperNova swampbear Tabeitha Tansu Tattva tcline76 tevya tlw ultrafilter white-tigeress widdershins Wonko The Sane woodstockbirdybird Xerxes Yo La Tengo yojimbo Zappo \*\* I also have enough left over to add: \*\* Why A Duck ResIpsaLoquitor Emo Phillips ultrafilter RaCha’ar Bad News Baboon Rasa \*\* Thanks you Mathew! ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/58 "2002-04-26T20:20:38Z")
Yippie, I’m still on the short list! ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/59 "2002-04-26T21:00:55Z")
I made the initial cut!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/60 "2002-04-26T21:07:43Z")
And me with my puny little double-digit post count, too. I’m honored, I’m touched, I really am. Hey, **Pucette** , I’m on the excluded list, too … wanna hold hands? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=4)