# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/61 "2002-04-26T21:22:06Z")
Just one question. How did me and **ultrafilter** get “reinstated” and then “added”? Does that mean twice the love for us? w00t! High five! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/62 "2002-04-26T21:24:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Hrumph. Must be the damned camoflage feathers. \*\* AHA! THAT explains why I keep missing the “crush” lists! (The only logical explanation, anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/63 "2002-04-26T21:34:59Z")
QUOTE]\*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* \*\*Sounds like **sidle** is this one that really needs a hug. \*\* [/QUOTE] :sniff: [sup]No, I’ll be all right…really…no…don’t worry about poor ol little me-[sup] :sniff: -Oh-bwa-wait-hold it right there…hang on a sec… could it… could it be? Glory be, praise the Lord and all the saints, I’m reinstated, BABYBEE! 😃 Wait. Does that mean I lose my severance package? 'Cause actually, I was kinda looking forward to having the door smack me on the ass! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/64 "2002-04-26T21:44:01Z")
_blink_ _I_ made a crush list? pezpunk, will you marry me? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/65 "2002-04-26T22:04:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RaCha’ar \* > \*\*Just one question. How did me and **ultrafilter** get “reinstated” and then “added”? Does that mean twice the love for us? w00t! High five! \*\* While twice the love from **pezpunk** certainly is a good thing, we can be each other’s crushes and his–now that’s a plan that’ll work out nicely, if I do say so myself. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/66 "2002-04-26T22:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > \*\*While twice the love from **pezpunk** certainly is a good thing, we can be each other’s crushes and his–now that’s a plan that’ll work out nicely, if I do say so myself. \*\* Wow. This is the most loved I’ve been in months. 😃 Thanks, **pezpunk**! And crazy-ass-dressed-like-the-Riddler[sup]TM[/sup] **Matthew Lesko**! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/67 "2002-04-26T22:49:55Z")
Yay! If you trim the list again, Pezzy, make sure you leave the Ns, or else I’ll come to your house and kill you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/68 "2002-04-27T00:28:28Z")
ooooh. I made someone’s crush list!?! Wow…I feel so…unique and special somehow. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/69 "2002-04-27T01:24:23Z")
Sheesh - there’s no accounting for taste ;). ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/70 "2002-04-27T01:25:48Z")
Crushed alphabetically, dumped due to budgetary constraints, and reinstated because of federal funding for crushes all in the same day. I feel so honored…or used, I get the two mixed up. If you only knew how many times this happened to me, you’d think I’d be used to it by now. (gentle sobbing and marathon sessions of listening to Richard Thompson to follow) ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/71 "2002-04-27T02:18:14Z")
Oooh… **pezpunk** , you’ve made my spit list now. I’ve been off from work all day, on the road driving, with no internet access…Fickle bastard. And I liked you before this thread, (to the point of _searches_ for crying out loud… No more. From now on, I save all my crush time for Euty, Scylla, scott evil (hee hee!), and auntie em, even though I am a straight girl and I assume she is, also. Oh, wait, I have to include FairyChatMom, sidle, and jarbabyj, as I search for them, too. Good lord. I have to go sober up now. I admitted crushes on the board… ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/72 "2002-04-27T02:21:37Z")
Dammit. That will teach me to not read the whole thread before replying. Love you, pezpunk. Don’t change, darling…You’re WONDERFUL. (I really didn’t read the entire thread. I missed the whole re-instatement! I feel like such a tool…Oh, and **pezpunk**? My SO is starting to get jealous… this makes this evening so much better! :D) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/73 "2002-04-27T02:29:52Z")
Uh. Okay. I thought the only list I was on was the one by **Spoofe** after making a dental hygiene joke. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/74 "2002-04-27T02:31:28Z")
Wow, this is the first crush list I’ve been on. **pezpunk** ’s on my list now. ---
**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/75 "2002-04-27T02:36:00Z")
Woah Im confused. At first I thought ‘Woah, I got my existance acknowledged!’ But then I was shown the door and I frowned but now Im back on **The List** TM. This list really is confusing. I would really appreciate a signed, notorized document clearly stating that you, **Pezpunk** , indeed do acknowled my existance. pls tks bye ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/76 "2002-04-27T03:02:13Z")
I’m concerned. I mean, sure, I feel good right now, but what about future downsizing? In todays unstable economy, I need my crush status to be secure! **Pezpunk** , what are you going to offer us? How about some kind of contract, or… Ah, hell, who am I kidding! It’s my first boardcrush, and I’m gonna take it any way I can get it! I’m going to retire to my bedroom now and try out my first name with **pezpunk** ’s last name - if only i could figure out if either of us _have_ first or last names persay. ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/77 "2002-04-27T03:51:55Z")
What the…?:eek: How the heck did I get involved in this big game of crush-list grab-ass? And I’ve survived all the cuts and restructurizations so far. I don’t know if I should be flattered or offended. I guess I’ll be flaffended, at least until I figure out how I managed to get wrapped up in this twisted menage a fifty. ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/78 "2002-04-27T07:58:32Z")
Darn I’m not crused by anyone ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/79 "2002-04-27T11:29:50Z")
Due to Government overspending and budget cuts, my Mathew Lesko grant has been pulled. As previously mentioned his program is guaranteed so I did manage to secure my initial $50 investment back from him. As you can imagine this leaves me in quite a financial bind! I have “crush bills” to pay! The result is this, either you guys make “donations” to the Pezpunk crush fund or I will have to shorten my list to the following people: **Kirsten Dunst** That is all. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/80 "2002-04-27T11:45:10Z")
Do we get slurpees or something? (Hey thanks, yesterday was a really tough day in my world. It was nice to sign on and see I’m not here invisible after all.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=5)