# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/81 "2002-04-27T11:47:00Z")
Um, ok so now that I’m not on the list; how do I take back my thanks post? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/82 "2002-04-27T12:09:11Z")
That does it! Ship me to Ostryla! ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/83 "2002-04-27T12:32:22Z")
[/shameless hussy mode] Hands off Pezpunk! He’s mine, you skanky wenches! Mine mine mine! [shameless hussy mode off/] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/84 "2002-04-27T16:31:10Z")
How much would it cost to stay on The List? ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/85 "2002-04-27T16:34:20Z")
_sigh_ I knew it was too good to last. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/86 "2002-04-27T21:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > The result is this, either you guys make “donations” to the Pezpunk crush fund or I will have to shorten my list to the following people: > > **Kirsten Dunst** _donates two garbage bags of recyclable aluminum cans and a bowl of candy_ Hope that helps. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/87 "2002-04-27T21:47:24Z")
_I_ made a crush list? Wow, um, I don’t know whether to feel flattered or just … mass-produced. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/88 "2002-04-27T22:28:10Z")
I never make anyone’s crush list. Although I have mad ones on **Spree** 😛 and **Poly**. Oh, and **Biggirl** , just cause… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/89 "2002-04-27T23:15:23Z")
**pez** , I’ll donate the $50 if you promise to keep adding and deleting folks from your Crush List[sup]tm[/sup]. It’s so damn entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/90 "2002-04-27T23:28:26Z")
I can donate bad quotes. “It is better to have eaten a sandwhich then to have not eaten a hotdog.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/91 "2002-04-28T01:44:41Z")
**janesays** No question, she tops the list. With big smooches. But maybe I just crave rejection. She’s been ignoring me lately. * * * Peace? TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/92 "2002-04-28T02:05:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > \*\ ***janesays** > > No question, she tops the list. With big smooches. > But maybe I just crave rejection. > She’s been ignoring me lately. > > * * * > > Peace? > TN\*hippie \*\* HELLO!!! This is **NOT** a thread about your crushes! It’s about my failing crush empire! If you want a thread to profess your crushes in please search for **scott evil** or **pbrtallboy** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/93 "2002-04-28T02:51:36Z")
Sorry, **pezpunk** , but since your unfortunate financial troubles, your stock has plummeted and you are now vulnerable to this hostile takeover. My lawyers will be serving you with the proper paperwork, but for all intents and purposes, this is now MY crush thread. **BWAHAHAHAHA!!!** (Capitalism rocks!) ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/94 "2002-04-28T03:12:57Z")
Aww…poor **pezpunk** … You drop everyone off your list, and expect us to stay here, enamoured? Ok, so maybe I will. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/95 "2002-04-28T03:14:02Z")
Like **Abby** , I wonder how I can take back my thanks post. However, it’s a good thing to know that I’m not invisible on these boards. Not that I’m out for recognition, accolades, or anything like that, of course. I’m just glad someone else acknowledged my existence. For that, I thank you. However, it will help the cause, I’ll donate some sushi! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/96 "2002-04-28T03:23:23Z")
I meant “ **if** it will help the cause”, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/97 "2002-04-28T04:30:48Z")
I’m sorry, but I’ll have to downsize most of you during the restructuring. I’m afraid you no longer meet our latest vision for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/98 "2002-04-28T10:38:13Z")
I will be out of my crush offices for the next week. I will be surfing in costa rica using the remaining company money. Please hold all my calls 🙂 Until sometime next weekend I love you all! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/99 "2002-04-28T14:33:38Z")
Boy, good thing I took pezzy off my list already. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/100 "2002-04-28T18:10:16Z")
Aw - I felt as though I belonged when I saw my name on that enormous list, but I think I have now been “rationalised” or “downsized”. Oh well, I should have known it was too good to last. \ 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=6)