# SDMB Crushes! Get em while their hot! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779 "2002-04-26T14:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/101 "2002-04-28T20:59:53Z")
I believe **pezpunk** will go far in life, having demonstrated a proper corporate attitude. **Celyn** , you’re not supposed to feel bad about being downsized. You’re supposed to look at it as an opportunity for growth. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/102 "2002-04-28T21:23:11Z")
But I’m only little! There is not much TO downsize. Oh woe, woe and thrice woe! ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/103 "2002-04-28T21:29:39Z")
I’m back off? That’s OK, Pez, I’ve become accustomed to your fickle nature. However, I was promised a severance package, no? When will the ass-smacking commence? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/104 "2002-04-28T22:22:08Z")
I don’t care how or why I was on that list, or even that there is no list now, this thread gave me a much needed smile! 😛 And **sidle** I read your post as ‘when will the ass-snacking commence?’ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/105 "2002-04-28T23:18:26Z")
I never get picked for anything ☹ No wait, my stalkers/persons with crushes on me just have more descriminating tastes, yeah that it. And they’re shy. Very shy…sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/106 "2002-04-29T02:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > I’m sorry, but I’ll have to downsize most of you during the restructuring. I’m afraid you no longer meet our latest vision for this thread. Ha! Just _ **try** _ to get rid of us!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [insert insane smiley here] ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/107 "2002-04-29T05:24:50Z")
Well, I have made the crush list. While it is not surprising, how could you not love the goodness that is me, I notice the list is alphabetical, which probably explains why I am not at the top of the list, will you be correcting this oversight soon? **pez** I am especially pleased to be in with such a small list and I feel ever so important to you. _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/108 "2002-04-29T11:40:27Z")
If I ever made a crush list, I would immediately suspect some ulterior motive by the crusher ( or is that crushee?) in order to further their career/post-count. [Dr. Phil] **Life Law 2398:** When _yooooou_ are ready to be on the crush list then _yoooooou_ will open your self up more insteeead of setting up walls around you, thus inhibiting you from being crushed like _yoooou_ want to. It’s up to _you.__Yooooou_ are the only thing holding yourself back. [/Dr Phil] ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/109 "2002-04-29T12:31:58Z")
Oh, what an emotional rollercoaster. Happy to be on the list, ecstatic to stay on the list, and then dumped off the list like a pair of smelly socks. Oh, the shame! ::sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/110 "2002-04-29T22:55:27Z")
I never thought to check a crush list because who would ever have a crush on me? Low and behold there’s my name! I feel all tingly inside. I…I…just want to say “You love me! You really love me!” ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/111 "2002-04-30T07:07:53Z")
Ha. My godlike sexual aura **forces** my name onto EVERYONE’s crush list, _whether they like it or not_. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fools! I’ll crush you all! ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/112 "2002-05-11T07:41:19Z")
Me! Shucks! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/113 "2002-05-11T14:16:12Z")
[Homer] Woo-hoo! [/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/114 "2002-05-11T14:33:43Z")
All crushees have been dispersed! GO HOME! [sub]except you kirsten dunst… you stay[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/115 "2002-05-11T16:15:34Z")
But, I brought along 8 friends for that 10 woman orgy you so wanted… _sigh_ Guess I’ll have to return them then if the crush offices are closed. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/116 "2002-05-11T16:26:12Z")
crush offices are closed… Orgy offices are open you silly thing ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/117 "2002-05-11T19:29:21Z")
all orgy attendees must check in with teh original pezpunk mistress of note; me! though i will not be involved in the orgy, as I’m celibate. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/118 "2002-05-14T22:05:34Z")
Whutzah **pezpunk**? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/119 "2002-05-14T22:56:10Z")
I made the list…? I made the list!!! Wooo! ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779/120 "2002-05-14T23:13:56Z")
I recently got in touch with my feminine side. Unfortunately we have fallen in love and now spend eight to ten hours of every day committing naughtinesses in bus shelters. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-crushes-get-em-while-their-hot/105779.md?page=7)