# Sdmb D&d **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750 "2002-05-07T18:01:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/41 "2002-05-08T16:01:25Z")
Perfect. I tug the thief’s body off of the spears and heave it at the sarcophagus. We’re gonna get some mileage outta this one. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/42 "2002-05-08T16:06:23Z")
Standing at the back, shaking my flask to see how much brandy is left. Hey, rear guard is an important position, you know! ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/43 "2002-05-08T18:20:17Z")
Hey, **Ferrous** , pass me some of that brandy, will you? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/44 "2002-05-08T18:46:13Z")
The Cleric Prays----_“OH! MIGHTY GODS! What do I have to do to get out of this chicken outfit?”_ The Gods reply—“Tell the thief to shutteth his yap, for he begineth to sound like Woody Allen.” Praise Be! ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/45 "2002-05-08T19:12:23Z")
_adjusts cleric’s robes_ _approaches **CelticCowboy’s** prone, motionless form_ _chants for hours_ _helps the newly ressurected thief sit up_ There y’go, buddy! No need to thank me, I’m just happy to help! _vanishes in a puff of smoke_ ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/46 "2002-05-08T19:22:32Z")
I goose **DemonSpawn** with the tip of my longsword while (s)he’s peeking through the open door. Then I point to **Ferrous** when (s)he looks up. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/47 "2002-05-08T19:28:46Z")
Y’all better be playing one of the versions with the monk, is all I’m saying. ---
**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/48 "2002-05-08T19:41:05Z")
It’s about time we started to get moving. ::chants contingency spell–stone skin, on sight of enemy:: Throws dagger back to the Theif. I hope he can catch. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/49 "2002-05-08T19:57:21Z")
Pretending not to hear anyone asking for some brandy… Okay, let’s move people! I’ve got your back! ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/50 "2002-05-08T21:10:00Z")
My 25th level anti-paladin/ninja pulls out his +6 defender and looks for quantum mechanics. My cleric (dedicated to St. Cuthbert the Unsavoury), brandishing a heavy rock in one hand, rolls his eyes and follows Bosda’s cleric suspiciously. . . asks Ferrous the warrior for a swig, the greedy bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/51 "2002-05-08T21:20:29Z")
~says a small thank you that there’s at least one god I haven’t pissed off yet, catches the dagger and looks longingly at **lno’s** back~ ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/52 "2002-05-08T21:26:59Z")
Aw, I was just foolin’! I knew you wouldn’t STAY dead. The cleric was here all the time. Next adventure, I PROMISE you can use me as the Polish mine detector. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/53 "2002-05-08T22:48:20Z")
Mr. Miskatonic wakes up from having been used as door opener. He has a concussion. He wanders in the desert for 3 hours and then returns. Meanwhile I declare Black Leaf to be **dead!** ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/54 "2002-05-08T22:57:12Z")
**Kat** the thief steals **lno** ’s gold that he stole from **CelticCowboy**. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/55 "2002-05-08T23:10:16Z")
**Kat** the thief steals **hello32499** ’s gold that he stole from **CelticCowboy**. I misremembered who looted the body and didn’t want to reload the first page again, because the SDMB is being sooooooo sloooooow right now. _sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/56 "2002-05-08T23:27:52Z")
**BraheSilver** the bard unstrings his war lyre, puts on some heavy gloves, then restrings it with piano wire and waves it about menacingly. “C’mon! I’m playing sharp today!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/57 "2002-05-08T23:54:57Z")
::approaches **Kat** :: This _isn’t_ about the gold, but I would watch your back. ::chants minor sequencer spell–lower resist:: ::chants major sequencer spell–magic missle, magic missle, magic missle:: ::walks off:: Damn theives. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/58 "2002-05-09T00:03:53Z")
**Kat** smiles at **hello** and points out, “A thief is someone who steals, yes?” She tosses **hello** an application for the Thieves’ Guild. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/59 "2002-05-09T00:17:25Z")
Let me just back here with my big bad sword and my buddy **Ferrous**. Heya, **Ferrous**! ---
**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/60 "2002-05-09T01:54:46Z")
I said it’s not about the gold. However, I do expect, since you are stealing from a fellow travler, that you shall buy me a drink at the next tavern. I’d hate to have reduce the number of theives in our party. Beside, according to these markings, Beholders creep around in this cave–you might not make it out alive anyway. And, for Christ’s sake could one of you big meat shields lead the way–we don’t need two back guards, regardless of how drunk one is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750.md?page=4)