# Sdmb D&d **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750 "2002-05-07T18:01:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/121 "2002-05-10T15:31:16Z")
OOC: (Guys…I think he’s got a girlfriend now…_snort_) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/122 "2002-05-10T17:29:58Z")
I pull out my .45 magnum and defy time and invention. Other players who claim I am holding a stick are advise to get with the delusion…er… illusion. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/123 "2002-05-10T17:33:51Z")
I shouldn’t have bailed on my own thread - I just panicked! And I’m too busy at the moment to keep up with DMing. So I’ll just say that the Carrion Crawler seems to be very wounded, and someone else can take up the reins from here. (Note: I MAY be making all of this up as I go along…) ---
**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/124 "2002-05-10T19:27:30Z")
Oh me, call on me…I’ll be the DM… A black Dragon walks through another door stepping on the carrion crawlers, killing them. The wizard, **hello** , teleports out to the first room, laughing. That was easy enough to kill them, now to go collect my money… Mwwwwhahaha ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/125 "2002-05-10T20:51:25Z")
Damn, damn, damn. I really liked those undies too. ~quietly returns spellbook, checks out the group to see who would have clean undergarments to steal~ ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/126 "2002-05-10T21:06:58Z")
Most of my garments seem to be covered in various carrion crawler fluids. Ewww! ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/127 "2002-05-10T21:16:15Z")
_big puff of smoke_ Never fear, SturmHauke the monk-mage is here! 😃 HAI! HWA! HOOHOOHUH! GOODGOODYALL! _ZAP_ I have defeated the carrion crawlers! I rule! ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/128 "2002-05-10T22:20:43Z")
I suddenly awaken after having drank a substantial amount of **Ferrous** brandy. Seeing carrion crawlers, black dragons, and **throatshot** flailing about, I decide that maybe unconciousness is the better part of valor. Wake me when it’s safe. ---
**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/129 "2002-05-11T00:29:25Z")
what about the dragon? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/130 "2002-05-11T00:37:26Z")
Well…_ **Kat** holds up the second flask that she just stole from **Ferrous** _…Perhaps we can offer him a drink. _raises voice_ Hey, Dragon! Want a drink? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/131 "2002-05-11T07:25:02Z")
A dragon? Ah, I see! Dragon, do you not know that black makes you hard to see in the dim light? Let me help you! Arur moachi grebo fluflu oogmatu nerachi UNGSABUTAR! _poof_ Yes! Florescent orange with green spots is much better! PARTY! Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! HOI! Us monks were fast as lightning! _ZAP_ ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/132 "2002-05-11T07:37:35Z")
Oh boy, there’s only one thing I can do in this situation. _backs into a corner and begins playing Star Trek fight music on the lyre_ Ba-ba-_ba_-ba, baba-_ba_, baba-_ba-ba_ ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/133 "2002-05-11T07:46:58Z")
This party needs… mice! I know where to get some! _big puff of smoke_ _time passes…_ _big puff of smoke_ I have returned [from celestina’s house](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114115) with mice! Look! _dumps some mice out of a bag_ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/134 "2002-05-11T09:36:29Z")
**AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MIIICE!!!** **I jump on sturmhauke’ back…** I think I wet myself again! Maybe I should go back to the Inn and wait for you guys there, OK? OK?? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/135 "2002-05-11T13:06:16Z")
My cleric uses a “Prayer” spell to improve everybody’s chances, because without one, nobody’s _got_ a chance. Or a prayer. Or any salami, for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750/136 "2002-05-11T13:22:49Z")
Before doing anything, I see if I can smell a nearby wumpus. Now _that’s_ dating yourself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-d-d/107750.md?page=6)