# SDMB Darths-- **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 16, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857 "2010-07-16T00:22:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/1 "2010-07-16T00:22:27Z")
Darth Ayebaw Darth Corleone Darth Dano Darth Martin Darth Nader darth nut Darth Panda Darth Pingu Darth Randal Darth Sensitive darthbaz DarthFader DarthKillian darthmiina DarthTurk Is that all of us? We need a Darth Arth. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/2 "2010-07-16T00:29:19Z")
Isn’t that short for Dartholomew? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/3 "2010-07-16T00:37:37Z")
Or King Darthur… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/4 "2010-07-16T00:44:56Z")
You got most of them. Here is the full list: Darth Ayebaw Darth Corleone Darth Dano Darth Martin Darth Nader darth nut Darth Panda Darth Pingu Darth Randal Darth Sensitive darthbaz DarthFader DarthKillian darthmiina DarthTurk darthvader darthzaq Darth\_Bobo Darth\_Hamsandwich Darth\_Saulot ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/5 "2010-07-16T00:46:41Z")
A search on partial user name “darth” also turns up: Darth\_Bobo Darth\_Hamsandwich Darth\_Saulot DarthTurk darthvader darthzaq In addition, that search found a few names with “darth” embedded, such as HayesGarfieldArthur. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/6 "2010-07-16T00:50:52Z")
Wow. I’d think about starting a club, but you know how it is when we get together: Always trying to yank the other one’s colon inside out and all the way up and out past their mouth with the force… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/7 "2010-07-16T00:53:28Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > Wow. I’d think about starting a club, but you know how it is when we get together: Always trying to yank the other one’s colon inside out and all the way up and out past their mouth with the force… And that would be bad why? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/8 "2010-07-16T00:57:46Z")
I cheat. Sigmoid resection 10 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/9 "2010-07-16T01:54:22Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > Sigmoid resection 10 years ago. So… Now they’re just ‘The Sea Monsters’? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/10 "2010-07-16T02:19:00Z")
Do these numbers indicate a darth of imagination regarding usernames? ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/11 "2010-07-16T02:50:11Z")
Ouch, Tom. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/12 "2010-07-16T04:16:13Z")
There’s certainly no dearth of Darths. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/13 "2010-07-16T07:10:50Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > We need a Darth Arth. I could start a Sock Puppet:D ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/14 "2010-07-17T01:44:46Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > I could start a Sock Puppet:D You darth not! That would be thilly! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/15 "2010-07-17T02:23:20Z")
I thought I had chosen a cool and unique user name, ten years ago. Really-- with the election and all? Now, it seems perhaps there may be a surplus of Darthage on the boards. So, um, what’s the procedure for one to beg for a name change? An offer of chocolate? Oral sex? Vintage Heinlein paperbacks? Just a polite PM? Cash? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/16 "2010-07-17T07:02:57Z")
I wouldn’t bother. How active are all those other Darths? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/17 "2010-07-17T14:18:48Z")
Eewarthy. Don’t forget him. Stolen joke. See Evil Inc 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/18 "2010-07-17T16:44:25Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > I thought I had chosen a cool and unique user name, ten years ago. Really-- with the election and all? > Now, it seems perhaps there may be a surplus of Darthage on the boards. > So, um, what’s the procedure for one to beg for a name change? > An offer of chocolate? Oral sex? Vintage Heinlein paperbacks? Just a polite PM? > > Cash? If you really want to change your name, you can e-mail [tubadiva@aol.com](mailto:tubadiva@aol.com) and work out a deal. However, I can only recall a couple of the other Darths posting ( **Darth Sensitive** and **Darth Panda** are the only two names I recognize) so I really don’t think you need to bother. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/19 "2010-07-18T03:45:22Z")
All right, then, No worries. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857/20 "2010-07-20T17:27:17Z")
I take comfort that mine is the only one that you could successfully prefix “In-” to and get something suitably sith-y [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-darths/546857.md?page=2)