# SDMB Death Panel **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312 "2016-02-27T18:12:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/21 "2016-02-27T22:48:14Z")
If only you had said “final solution”… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/22 "2016-02-27T22:48:58Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If only you had said “final solution”… But I did! or did I?.. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/23 "2016-02-27T23:21:00Z")
I think we should ban **Shakes**. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/24 "2016-02-27T23:47:33Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I think we should ban **Shakes**. Why? And don’t give childish reasons like, “He made me read spoilers for a movie,” which is a stupid fucking reason for a ban. Make a case with evidence, as I said in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/25 "2016-02-27T23:56:43Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Why? And don’t give childish reasons like, “He made me read spoilers for a movie,” which is a stupid fucking reason for a ban. Make a case with evidence, as I said in the OP. Your mother is ugly. Everybody knows it. One day your mother will die. I will be there. And I will pronounce this to the world. But you can forget this. Because I did not make you read it. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/26 "2016-02-28T01:14:05Z")
I think we should ban all left wing dopers, and all right wing dopers, that way only I will remain, in the perfect center. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/27 "2016-02-28T01:26:53Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If only you had said “final solution”… > [@Frodo](#): > > But I did! or did I?.. “Illinois Nazis?” “I hate Illinois Nazis.” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/28 "2016-02-28T01:30:19Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Jackass. Owes me about half a movie ticket IMO. Dude. You’d ban somebody for owing you five bucks? Harsh. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/29 "2016-02-28T01:37:41Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Dude. You’d ban somebody for owing you five bucks? Harsh. Yeah. Me and probably another dozen people. Fortunately he pulled his dickatude late at night. And it’s not just five bucks. Its spoilering a nearly once in a lifetime movie. I guess if I live to be a really old fart the next one will come along and some dickweed won’t spoiler it for me. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/30 "2016-02-28T01:50:52Z")
Dude, Time Magazine spoiled the first one for me and it didn’t detract at all from my viewing experience or that I was one of the few thousand seeing it on opening day. You already Pitted him for it, didn’t you? Get the fuck over it. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/31 "2016-02-28T01:56:18Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Dude, Time Magazine spoiled the first one for me and it didn’t detract at all from my viewing experience or that I was one of the few thousand seeing it on opening day. You already Pitted him for it, didn’t you? Get the fuck over it. It didn’t detract at all from YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING viewing experience. Well good for your sorry fucking assed self. SOME fucking people don’t like to know it was Major Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick before they actually see the fucking movie. You and your kind are as fucking clueless as those folks that put a “little” meat in a dish and don’t tell the vegan’s about it. And I say that a meat eater that thinks that such levels of veganism is bullshit. I’ll meet you at your mother’s funeral. And Rigamaroles for that matter. Cocksucking spoiler shits. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/32 "2016-02-28T02:05:45Z")
… fuckin’ rodents … ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/33 "2016-02-28T02:12:46Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Why? And don’t give childish reasons like, “He made me read spoilers for a movie,” which is a stupid fucking reason for a ban. Make a case with evidence, as I said in the OP. OK. You. For this. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/34 "2016-02-28T02:31:45Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Dude, Time Magazine spoiled the first one for me and it didn’t detract at all from my viewing experience or that I was one of the few thousand seeing it on opening day. You already Pitted him for it, didn’t you? Get the fuck over it. And… Who the fuck did you think I’d nominate for the death panel? Someone I’ve recently sent flowers to or someone I’ve pitted? Jesus Christ on a cracker. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/35 "2016-02-28T02:54:37Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Jesus Christ on a cracker. Christ is the cracker. It’s a Zen thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/36 "2016-02-28T03:00:33Z")
Lighten up Francis. I just spent 15 minutes reading through all that crap trying to figure out what you were so irate about. Right now my nominee is you. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/37 "2016-02-28T03:03:19Z")
What spoiler did **Rigamarole** drop? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/38 "2016-02-28T03:08:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > What spoiler did **Rigamarole** drop? It wasn’t so much that he dropped a spoiler-- that shit happens. But he refused to admit he had and refused to apologize. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/39 "2016-02-28T03:26:09Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > It wasn’t so much that he dropped a spoiler-- that shit happens. But he refused to admit he had and refused to apologize. Oh bullshit. He dropped a major assed spoiler. In a THREAD bitching about people spoilering shit. And folks IN THAT thread seriously noting they had NOT seen the movie. If there is a movie with a twist and you reveal the twist and that is a 10…he dropped a 9. A minor spoiler is “I love Indiana Jones NEW hat”…or “character X from way back makes an appereance”…or “those new X wing fighters look so cool”… Fucking assed dick… ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/40 "2016-02-28T03:27:59Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > Right now my nominee is you. Spoiler. You get jail raped for supporting spoilering here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312.md?page=3)