# SDMB Death Panel

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 27, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312 "2016-02-27T18:12:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/41 "2016-02-28T03:30:24Z")

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Was he the same poster with the theory on the cardboard tu-- oh, forget that.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/42 "2016-02-28T03:31:48Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Oh bullshit.
> 
> He dropped a major assed spoiler. In a THREAD bitching about people spoilering shit. And folks IN THAT thread seriously noting they had NOT seen the movie.
> 
> If there is a movie with a twist and you reveal the twist and that is a 10…he dropped a 9.
> 
> A minor spoiler is “I love Indiana Jones NEW hat”…or “character X from way back makes an appereance”…or “those new X wing fighters look so cool”…
> 
> Fucking assed dick…

Your on your own now, _amigo_. I was trying to help you out…

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/43 "2016-02-28T04:04:04Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Spoiler.
> 
> You get jail raped for supporting spoilering here.

No spoilering!

Go fellate a cactus.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/44 "2016-02-28T05:20:50Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I think we should ban **Shakes**.

\< snerk \>

ISWYDT.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/45 "2016-02-28T06:04:44Z")

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Instaban to all Republicans on this board! Death to all conservative infidels!

Oh, wait a minute. This message board would be _sooooooooo_ boring without them!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/46 "2016-02-28T06:35:51Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> What spoiler did **Rigamarole** drop?

> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> It wasn’t so much that he dropped a spoiler-- that shit happens. But he refused to admit he had and refused to apologize.

Uhh, thanks, but I still don’t know what movie he spoilered. A little help, please?

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/47 "2016-02-28T06:38:28Z")

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In that case the Boyo disappoints.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/48 "2016-02-28T07:13:27Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Uhh, thanks, but I still don’t know what movie he spoilered. A little help, please?

It was Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He casually mentioned without spoiler boxes that:

Someone died.

I pretty much guessed that from the get go. 😃 I do not remember what the thread was called. There’s too many SW:TFA threads.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/49 "2016-02-28T09:24:58Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> It was Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He casually mentioned without spoiler boxes that:
> 
> Someone died.
> 
> I pretty much guessed that from the get go. 😃 I do not remember what the thread was called. There’s too many SW:TFA threads.

Pffft. I got that much from the plot summary in the wikipedia article. A spoiler would have been that the villain was a mewling, weenie who it was impossible to take seriously.

ETA: Thank you, though.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/50 "2016-02-28T15:39:21Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Uhh, thanks, but I still don’t know what movie he spoilered. A little help, please?

Ar-stay Ars-way. I’ve encoded it so no one else can figure it out, just in case!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/51 "2016-02-28T16:42:38Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Pffft. I got that much from the plot summary in the wikipedia article. A spoiler would have been that the villain was a mewling, weenie who it was impossible to take seriously.
> 
> ETA: Thank you, though.

So Luke was in it? Or young Anakin?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/52 "2016-02-28T17:33:02Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Your on your own now, _amigo_. I was trying to help you out…

Well ya gotta do what you gotta do 🙂

But thanks for the effort…

I’m too busy here right now to do a decent response to this situation (as opposed to the Situation Jersey guy).

First, let me say at some points in this thread I’ve been EXTRA bitchy. My sad excuse is that I was/am dealing with some shit in real life I’d rather not be doing. Don’t get me wrong it’s not like toenail cancer or something serious…it is just a thing that I have NEARLY zero tolerance for anymore due to a variety of reasons…

I know when I get REALLY mad about something in real life…that at that point it is NOT the time to get mad on the Dope about something. I am starting to get that now.

On the other hand…what I am pissed about can be defended IMO.

And this IS the PIT…so screw whoever needs screwing…

PS. I realized a serious possible disconnect regarding the whole spoilery post thingy…will have to post later about it…

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/53 "2016-02-28T18:01:19Z")

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This is an _un_popularity contest thread, then? I would only be willing to nominate somebody who I had put on ‘ignore’, but since that list isn’t populated, I’ll have to be content to just watch this train wreck from the sidelines. With any luck, it will evolve into a humorous fifty-pager and not a hate fest.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/54 "2016-02-28T18:11:40Z")

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So far the only person to seriously nominate anyone has been heaped with abuse. Not much incentive there to play along.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/55 "2016-02-28T18:12:46Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> So far the only person to seriously nominate anyone has been heaped with abuse. Not much incentive there to play along.

Well, I wouldn’t say HEAPED and ABUSE…but you do make a point 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/56 "2016-02-28T19:00:38Z")

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Rosebud was the sled.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/57 "2016-02-28T19:03:52Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Why? And don’t give childish reasons like, “He made me read spoilers for a movie,” which is a stupid fucking reason for a ban. Make a case with evidence, as I said in the OP.

I have a serious/honest question for you. There is no “gotcha” here.

Did you read the thread in question? Yes/no.

Secondly and much more importantly. Rigamarole dropped a major spoiler there IMO.

But here is the important question. Do you think I was reading the thread and at some point read a major spoiler? Or do you think I saw a spoiler and read it?

Honest. There is a subtle and important distinction here.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/58 "2016-02-28T19:08:39Z")

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> [@ukulele ike](#):
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> rosebud was the sled.

bastard!

🙂

PS. Paper ignites at 451 degrees and that chubby bastard Piggy falls off a cliff to his death.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/59 "2016-02-28T19:38:18Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> I have a serious/honest question for you. There is no “gotcha” here.
> 
> Did you read the thread in question? Yes/no.
> 
> Secondly and much more importantly. Rigamarole dropped a major spoiler there IMO.
> 
> But here is the important question. Do you think I was reading the thread and at some point read a major spoiler? Or do you think I saw a spoiler and read it?
> 
> Honest. There is a subtle and important distinction here.

1. Nope. IIRC, the thread was about someone else complaining about a family member spoiling the movie for her. I usually avoid threads in which people bitch about their families, and I had no desire to see the movie.

2. The former. However, I find it best, if one doesn’t want to risk being spoiled, to avoid all discussions, reviews, etc. You took a chance and lost.

Apparently **Rigamarole** acted like a jerk. He/she should be chastened for it, but it does not rise to a banning offense. We need some standards before we come to a consensus that a user should be banned, and maybe some will come out of this thread. Or it will be amusing. Works for me either way.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-death-panel/747312/60 "2016-02-28T19:47:28Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> 1. Nope. IIRC, the thread was about someone else complaining about a family member spoiling the movie for her. I usually avoid threads in which people bitch about their families, and I had no desire to see the movie.
> 
> 2. The former. However, I find it best, if one doesn’t want to risk being spoiled, to avoid all discussions, reviews, etc. You took a chance and lost.
> 
> Apparently **Rigamarole** acted like a jerk. He/she should be chastened for it, but it does not rise to a banning offense. We need some standards before we come to a consensus that a user should be banned, and maybe some will come out of this thread. Or it will be amusing. Works for me either way.

Fine.

I seriously asked those questions because there IS a gotcha. Not a personal/poster gotcha but a “board” gotcha as it were.

But since YOU answered in the negative that possible point is mute.

Back the point of the spoiler. So, if I dress nice and “flash” a bit of cash around…and I get robbed…its MY fault that I get robbed in the back alley and NOT so much the punk assed bitches that robbed me?

PS. I would like to hear any other posters answer to my question. Seriously.

Duble PS. I see you did NOT actually read the thread so I don’t know how you can be bitching so much about my bitching…

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