# SDMB Diplomacy - Here we go again!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833 "2002-03-12T13:15:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/261 "2002-04-23T13:33:26Z")

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[Spring 1905 in Dip 936 has been adjudicated.](http://www.wooleysark.com/dip)

Enjoy!

Some of you.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/262 "2002-04-23T13:49:18Z")

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And another…

[Winter 1903 in Dip SDMB 983 has been adjudicated.](http://www.wooleysark.com/dip)

How’s that for efficiency?

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/263 "2002-04-23T14:02:31Z")

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**Waverly** , you really should warn me before you try a move with so little chance of success like that one. If I’d known three of your fleets would be tied up in a hopeless attack on London, I could have taken much better advantage than I did 😃

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/264 "2002-04-23T18:19:35Z")

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Math Geek: It wasn’t so much an attack as it was a hunch you would try to move London to the continent. No matter. You aren’t going anywhere soon. Had I known you were willing to sacrifice so much for the N. Sea, I’d have relieved of your Norwegian responsibilities.

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/265 "2002-04-23T19:33:58Z")

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“Sacrificed”, my butt. I _was_ prepared for an attack on Norway (as prepared as I could be, at any rate). Heck, I was expecting it: the assault on the North Sea was actually a hedge against that possibility. If I’d known _you_ were trying shots in the dark, I would have relieved you of your Belgian responsibilities.

Of course, now that I do have the North Sea I have so many interesting choices for the fall turn…

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/266 "2002-04-23T20:01:36Z")

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Great. We have these two people firing guns at each other in the dark.

Turn on a damn light, whydontcha?

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/267 "2002-04-24T00:31:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*Sorry, hon - the wife won’t hear of it. 😉 \*\*

[celestina fingering her virtual paddle.]

Aw, come on, **RTFirefly**. Surely your Missus won’t mind a little virtual paddling between friends. :innocent eyes:

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/268 "2002-04-24T00:33:16Z")

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Ooops, I forgot to add. . .

I’ll even let **Mrs. RTFirefly** borrow my virtual paddle for those times when you’re especially naughty. Now how can she say no to that. [giggle]

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/269 "2002-04-24T00:36:02Z")

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Hey, you wanna see shooting in the dark, try my house these days.

OK, I don’t own a gun. My mom’s good with her .45, though. Me? I prefer the ‘blunt instrument’ approach myself.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/270 "2002-04-24T02:46:29Z")

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::dodges bullets and paddles::

Is it just me, or is it a bit warm in here?

::mops forehead::

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/271 "2002-04-24T19:24:53Z")

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A small administrative issue…

RT? Abe? Those yahoo accounts are bouncing for me, boys.

Any ideas?

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/272 "2002-04-24T19:33:04Z")

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I’ve had not trouble with other people, and even got a letter from you today successfully.

Lemmee know if this still doesn’t work tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/273 "2002-04-24T20:36:31Z")

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Last incoming email I got there was at 8am, but outgoing email seems to work OK. But if you’ve sent me any emails today, please re-send to the email I list here on the SDMB.

I’ve sent an email to that effect from the Yahoo! account to all players. Someone let me know if they received it, OK?

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/274 "2002-04-24T21:13:03Z")

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And on the subject of email: **Weirddave** , could you please drop me a line to let me know if you’ve received either of my last two letters? I may be experiencing email hiccoughs.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/275 "2002-04-24T21:30:45Z")

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Man, I’m glad I checked… **chique** , your e-mail’s bouncing. Yahoo’s mail server claims your account has been “disabled or discontinued”. Is everything all right?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/276 "2002-04-24T22:47:39Z")

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Yeah, it appears to be a problem with yahoo mail!

Get a real mail server!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/277 "2002-04-25T12:46:57Z")

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OK then…

[Fall 1905 in Dip 936 has been adjudicated.](http://www.wooleysark.com/dip)

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/278 "2002-04-25T13:07:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*OK then…
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> [Fall 1905 in Dip 936 has been adjudicated.](http://www.wooleysark.com/dip) \*\*

Jeebus people, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful and control your lands. Hate me because I’m an obnoxious prick.

Abe: you just climbed into the commode and pulled the chain, buddy.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/279 "2002-04-25T13:21:04Z")

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I . . . I. . .

was beguiled by Austria’s feminine charms.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-diplomacy-here-we-go-again/97833/280 "2002-04-25T21:09:14Z")

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In between razzing each other, I’ve got some questions for the multitudes that have played Dip:

1. About how many times have you played Dip:  
a) online (email)  
b) FTF  
c) postal

2. For each of the above that apply, how many games have you been in that have had a winner (18 bases)?  
(If you remember, which countries won?)

3. How many games have **you** won?

1a) I’m guessing I’ve played 12-15 games FTF (it was a long time ago).  
1bc) Dip 983 is my fifth email Dip game; I’ve never played postal.

1. There were winners in 2 of the FTF games. Austria both times.

2. I’ve been in some DsIAS, but have never won outright.

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