# SDMB Drinking Game? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609 "2004-06-28T21:32:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/21 "2004-06-29T13:28:42Z")
Drink whenever somebody asks about the three words that end in -gry. Drink whenever somebody asks about felching or calls somebody (insert name of animal) felcher. Drink whenever there’s a pit thread flaming a mod. Double shot if it includes the term nazi or jack booted thug. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/22 "2004-06-29T13:30:50Z")
Oh, and a dobule shot evreyteim sombodey complians abuot teh ham **p** sters. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/23 "2004-06-29T13:58:13Z")
Drink if someone writes a post saying the same exact thing as a post before it (simulposts not included) When someone demonstrates Gaudere’s Law. Twice if someone demonstrates Gaudere’s Law while pointing out an instance of Gaudere’s Law. Three times if it’s actually Gaudere. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/24 "2004-06-29T14:28:05Z")
Drink a shot for every time some member of the offenderati flames the OP because one of his “asides” makes him racist/sexist/ageist/speciesist, etc.-ist. Preferably a flaming shot, like 151 or Sambuca. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/25 "2004-06-29T15:50:41Z")
Drink every time a thread is moved to another forum. Drink every time a thread is locked. Drink for every thread titled **If (anything other than Lord of the Rings) had been written by somebody else** ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/26 "2004-06-29T17:33:32Z")
Drink every time somebody posts a provocative thread title for a perfectly innocent thread. Two drinks if the title contains the word “pussy” when the thread’s about a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/27 "2004-06-29T21:31:30Z")
Drink whenever someone calls for a particular Doper to enter the thread (“I can’t wait to hear **Eve** weigh in on this new discovery about the Fatty Arbuckle-Virginia Rappe case”, **Qadgop** should be along shortly to relate some of his anecdotes about practicing medicine in prison", etc.). ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/28 "2004-06-29T22:51:31Z")
Drink the entire bottle when a newbie asks **Are Cecil and Ed Zotti the same person?** ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609/29 "2004-06-29T23:55:56Z")
Drink whenever someone uses a thread to turn conversation back to his own pet cause or issue: Twice if the thread were only tangentially related to the pet cause or issue. Three times if the thread were completely unrelated to the pet cause or issue. And by the way, all this talk about drinking reminds me… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-drinking-game/252609.md?page=1)