# SDMB Epic Musical III ~ This Time It's Personal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563 "2008-02-28T21:50:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/21 "2008-03-04T02:19:55Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] (pssst! Wayne & Garth, not B&T!) [/QUOTE] :smack: I, clearly, am not worthy. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/22 "2008-03-04T02:27:38Z")
I for one welcome our new **meek** overlord. …Uh. Hmm. ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/23 "2008-03-04T02:42:07Z")
I have no idea how I mised the first two incarnations of the SDMB Epic Musical, but this is HILARIOUS. Meek, you made my day, darlin’. Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/24 "2008-03-04T05:07:27Z")
This made me so happy; can I be a Charter Groupie? (but I’m also square; to whom shall I address the underwear?) ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/25 "2008-03-04T17:23:30Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] …but you promised me a cameo this time… [/QUOTE] [right] Don’t You Complain About **meek**. \*Sung to the tune of **[Don’t You Forget About Me](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRrU-tG9uZw)** \* \*\*by Simple Minds \*\* Performed by **bbs2k** [/right] \*(Curtain re- opens; lights up & fogger on, intro) \* Hey, hey, hey ,hey Ooooooooooooo… Why you complain about **meek**? He’ll be alone, dancing you know it baby. I see your troubles and pouts. He promised you everything inside and out. The dude’s strange - his posts are a lark Think of the other things that he was working on. This post may pull us apart, but That’s why he gave me a part, baby. Don’t you ~ complain about **meek** Don’t Don’t Don’t Don’t Don’t you ~ complain about **meek** I read your post above me. “Look my way, you said you loved me” Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling ::Frown, frown, frown:: Will you pit surprise **meek**? Call him names or let it slide? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling ::Frown, frown, frown:: Hey, hey, hey, hey Oooooooooooooo… Don’t you - try to pretend It’s my feeling he’ll win in the end Don’t harm him or touch his sentences Don’t make me call security Don’t you complain about **meek** He’ll be alone, lurking you know it baby. If he gave you the part Would it put us back together at heart, baby? Don’t you ~ complain about **meek** Don’t Don’t Don’t Don’t Don’t you ~ complain about **meek** Will you let it slide? Will you call him names? Just you let it slide. Please don’t call him names. Just you walk away. Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? One day he’ll call your name I say Laaa la la la daaaa, Laaa la la daaaaa… _(Refrain, fade to black)_ _(curtain closes)_ \*\*Thanks Everybody! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/26 "2008-03-04T18:15:22Z")
I normally hate song parodies, with very few exceptions. Those were excellent. Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/27 "2008-03-04T23:03:41Z")
Woooohooo! That was pretty kickass. Can I reserve a spot in the next one? ^\_^v ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/28 "2008-03-05T15:09:31Z")
I have been in desperate need of a really good smile and at least a half hearted laugh - this and the two previous threads have done the job. Absolutely awesome, excellent, brilliant stuff. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/29 "2008-03-05T18:10:15Z")
[QUOTE=TellMeI’mNotCrazy] … this and the two previous threads have done the job… [/QUOTE] Thanks. Even if just one Doper cracked a smile it’s all worth it. Your posts make me smile all the time, I’m glad I could return the favor. [QUOTE=Suse] This made me so happy; can I be a Charter Groupie? [sub](but I’m also square; to whom shall I address the underwear?)[/sub] [/quote] Sorry. I asked… but the wife won’t let me have groupies or receive undies by mail. ☹ So I guess you’ll have to send the underwear to: Chicago Reader 11 East Illinois Street Chicago, IL 60611 Attn: E. Zotti He’ll know what to do with it. . ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/30 "2008-03-07T17:48:54Z")
By special Private Message request: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/31 "2008-03-07T18:32:41Z")
[QUOTE=ChiefScott] By special Private Message request: 🙂 [/QUOTE] Wow ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563/32 "2008-03-07T19:54:54Z")
:::applause:::: Meek, I’ve always been a closet worshipper of yours. (No, that’s not an altar back there, it’s just … old shoes. Yeah, all my old Birkinstocks…) Seriously, you always make ME smile with your sweetness and creativity. Thanks for the show! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-epic-musical-iii-this-time-its-personal/439563.md?page=1)