# SDMB FF Dynasty League: Year Five

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 27, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672 "2013-07-27T15:34:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/221 "2013-08-28T19:09:22Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Depending upon how serious Sanchez’s injury is, Geno Smith might be a starter.

Yeah, it’s a possibility but damn does Geno look terrible. Both he and the Jets make Pryor and the Raiders look like a elite franchise.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/222 "2013-08-28T20:01:04Z")

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My pick will be made shortly. The draft officially go too complicated for me so I pulled out the trusty spreadsheets.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/223 "2013-08-28T21:27:31Z")

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I almost picked Sudfeld myself. Ultimately I passed for the same reason NFL teams did: injuries. Also I’m generally skeptical of young, undrafted players; I think teams will tend to look for better-pedigreed replacements even when the UDAs have had a little success. But still, I would’ve taken Sudfeld if not for the injury history.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/224 "2013-08-28T21:35:58Z")

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Travis Kelce, TE, KC

1-1:…Ellis…Tavon Austin, WR, StL  
1-2:…RNATB…Giovani Bernard, RB, Cin  
1-3:…dale…Montee Ball, RB, Den  
1-4:…Retro…Eddie Lacey, RB, GB  
1-5:…Petey…Le’Veon Bell, RB, Pit  
1-6:…Justin…Joseph Randle, RB, Dal  
1-7:…VarlosZ…DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Hou  
1-8:…Omni…Christine Michael, RB, Sea  
1-9:…Stringer…Tyler Eiffert, TE, Cin  
1-10:.Beef…Cordarelle Patterson, WR, Min  
1-11:.furt…Marcus Lattimore, RB, SF  
1-12:.Hamlet…Keenan Allen, WR, SD  
2-1:…Beef…Kenbrell Tompkins, WR, NE  
2-2:…RNATB…EJ Manuel, QB, Buf  
2-3:…Stringer…Markus Wheaton, WR, Pit  
2-4:…Retro…Knile Davis, RB, KC  
2-5:…Petey…Jonathan Franklin, RB, GB  
2-6:…Justin…Kenny Stills, WR, NO  
2-7:…Omni…Terrelle Pryor, QB, Oak  
2-8:…VarlosZ…Zac Stacy, RB, StL  
2-9:…Stringer…Zach Sudfeld, TE, NE  
2-10:.Ellis…Travis Kelce, TE, KC  
2-11:.furt…  
2-12:.Hamlet…  
3-1:…Ellis…  
3-2:…RNATB…  
3-3:…dale…  
3-4:…Retro…  
3-5:…Petey…  
3-6:…Justin…  
3-7:…VarlosZ…  
3-8:…Omni…  
3-9:…Beef…  
3-10:.furt…  
3-11:.Hamlet…  
4-1:…Ellis…  
4-2:…RNATB…  
4-3:…Retro…  
4-4:…Justin…  
4-5:…Omni…  
4-6:…furt…  
5-1:…RNATB…  
6-1:…RNATB…  
7-1:…RNATB…  
8-1:…RNATB…

furt is on the clock, sending PM now.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/225 "2013-08-28T22:17:33Z")

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Hope the pace picks up a little after business hours tonight.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/226 "2013-08-28T22:43:58Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Hope the pace picks up a little after business hours tonight.

We’re averaging 1 pick every 3 hours. (22 picks in 66 hours.) If we maintain that pace we’ll be done in under 6 days.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/227 "2013-08-28T23:05:17Z")

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Filter out the top 5 picks and the pace gets a lot uglier.

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/228 "2013-08-28T23:35:26Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> I think we’re just about out of RBs too.

Don’t make me take my shirt off.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/229 "2013-08-28T23:36:06Z")

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Well it’s been a slow day (only four picks since midnight Eastern), but the day ain’t over yet, and even at 4 picks/day we’ll still finish in plenty of time.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/230 "2013-08-29T00:54:16Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Hope the pace picks up a little after business hours tonight.

Yeah, well, sorry. Studying for game theory and missed the PM.  
Robert Woods, WR, Buffalo

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/231 "2013-08-29T00:59:46Z")

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Well, the Nash Equilibrium tells me that I should draft:

**Mike Gillislee** , RB, Miami Dolphins.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/232 "2013-08-29T01:54:52Z")

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C’mon! Somebody say something like “Shit!” or call me a Bastard, or something!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/233 "2013-08-29T01:55:57Z")

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I feel that way about the Woods pick…

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/234 "2013-08-29T02:16:19Z")

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Yeah, but at this point Woods is such an obvious value pick no one could really expect him to still be on the board for their next pick, so it wouldn’t even occur to me to complain. Good value there.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/235 "2013-08-29T02:20:33Z")

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I’m contemplating my pick. I really, really don’t want Geno Smith here, but not sure he’ll still be there for my last pick. I’d almost rather just go with a hole at QB during the bye week but that feels kind of cheesy. _sigh_

I’ll decide within the next 15 minutes or so.

> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Filter out the top 5 picks and the pace gets a lot uglier.

The top 5 picks took 12 hours. Removing them doesn’t do much for the average time. Currently 24 picks in 70.5 hours = 2:56 per pick, removing the first 5 picks 19 picks in 58.5 hours = 3:05 per pick.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/236 "2013-08-29T02:36:45Z")

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Fuuuuck

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/237 "2013-08-29T02:42:56Z")

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_sigh_

Geno Smith, QB, NYJ

It’s a world of suck.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/238 "2013-08-29T02:44:53Z")

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To all the people I PMed about trading up in the 3rd round, nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/239 "2013-08-29T02:54:36Z")

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It’s a sad world when Pryor and Geno Smith have people falling over themselves. This league is bizarre.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-five/664672/240 "2013-08-29T05:36:25Z")

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Stepfan Taylor, RB, Ari.

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