# SDMB FF Dynasty League: Year Three

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 9, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388 "2011-07-09T05:27:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/181 "2011-09-08T23:11:31Z")

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Fightin’ Quakers, I just saw your trade offer and rejected it since I saw it involved Brees and I didn’t have enough time to make a decision on such a big move right before tonight’s game. We can look at it or another offer after tonight’s game.

Sorry I didn’t see it earlier, that Yahoo email I have gets so full that I usually just check the league itself for trade proposals.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/182 "2011-09-09T01:45:53Z")

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Jordy Fucking Nelson.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/183 "2011-09-09T02:50:36Z")

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Oh dear.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/184 "2011-09-09T14:46:03Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Oh dear.

Damn. Beef is going to be talking about that performance ALL YEAR.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/185 "2011-09-09T14:51:15Z")

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Could be worse. Brees and Jennings alone put up 53 points against me in the Super League.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/186 "2011-09-10T00:54:59Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Damn. Beef is going to be talking about that performance ALL YEAR.

I have no idea where you get this stuff. You’re always talking about stuff that I’m talking about constantly for months that I actually only mentioned once.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/187 "2011-09-10T01:39:55Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> I have no idea where you get this stuff. You’re always talking about stuff that I’m talking about constantly for months that I actually only mentioned once.

Dude, you love to harp on stuff. Maybe I’m exaggerating a little, but you do do it.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/188 "2011-09-10T01:44:36Z")

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What would I be harping on? What great point would I be proving by pointing to Jordy Nelson’s week 1 performance over and over? This is just like your non-existant “constantly harping on how good my TEs” thing, when I said once and the end of last season and once at the beginning of this one that I’m looking to trade them.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/189 "2011-09-10T01:49:05Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> What would I be harping on? What great point would I be proving by pointing to Jordy Nelson’s week 1 performance over and over? This is just like your non-existant “constantly harping on how good my TEs” thing, when I said once and the end of last season and once at the beginning of this one that I’m looking to trade them.

That was me exaggerating. But you declare your team “the best team on paper” at least 3 or 4 times a season. More when it’s actually true (to be far, you really did dominate the Big League last year).

And the TE thing was Stringer ([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14003962&postcount=6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14003962&postcount=6)). Or maybe that just proves other people have noticed it. 😉

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/190 "2011-09-10T01:54:19Z")

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It just means you’ve all created this idea of my behavior that isn’t actually seated in reality, or you could find the posts where I’m doing what you say instead of just finding posts by other people saying I do it.

I’ve never said my team is the best team on paper in this league, I’m actually always talking about how shitty it is. In other leagues, I may rank my team highly when I’m comparing all the different teams in the league (specifically in the big league someone said no one could compete with Varlos’ team, but I thought I could, and compared them), but then… I was right. I was the top scorer in the all pro, auction, and big leagues.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/191 "2011-09-10T04:01:38Z")

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**Beef** , are you really trying to say you don’t harp on stuff all season long? Really?

Even if your “Jordy Fucking Nelson” post wasn’t a direct callback to your “James Fucking Jones” posts all last year – which it clearly was, btw – you still harped on Jones all year long.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/192 "2011-09-10T06:20:52Z")

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> [@EllisDee](#):
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> **Beef** , are you really trying to say you don’t harp on stuff all season long? Really?

I’m saying the things they’re saying I’m going to harp on are nothing like the things I actually do harp on.

He’s saying I’m going to be mentioning Jordy Nelson’s performance tonight all season long. Why? What’s in it for me? Similarly, I mentioned tight ends once at the end of last season (because I was inviting trade offers) and once at the beginning of this season (because I was inviting trade ofers in the new thread), and yet somehow that gets me OMG BEEF YOU NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR TIGHT END!!! reactions.

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> Even if your “Jordy Fucking Nelson” post wasn’t a direct callback to your “James Fucking Jones” posts all last year – which it clearly was, btw – you still harped on Jones all year long.

We argued about James Jones over a few posts, so it doesn’t make sense to say I’m harping on it when we’re having a back and forth discussion about it. I did make one or two joking references to it when he had a big game.

But even so, as a callback, it’s self depricating if anything. It’s a joke, ffs. I was the one saying James Jones was going to be the Packers receivers to own, not Nelson, so it makes no sense for me to brag about Nelson in the same way. It indicates that I was wrong.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/193 "2011-09-10T11:42:16Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> But even so, as a callback, it’s self depricating if anything. It’s a joke, ffs. I was the one saying James Jones was going to be the Packers receivers to own, not Nelson, so it makes no sense for me to brag about Nelson in the same way. It indicates that I was wrong.

Of course it’s a joke. That’s why I made a joke about your joke.

And it looks like I’m definitely not alone in thinking that way about your harping.

But I still love ya Beefy.

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/194 "2011-09-12T15:49:14Z")

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Hahahahah never change, Beef.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/195 "2011-09-12T16:31:41Z")

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And after all that, I’m in with a shout: need Reggie Bush to outscore Davone Bess and the Oakland D by 7 to knock off **Beef**.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/196 "2011-09-12T16:56:26Z")

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Man, my team sucks ass. It’s going to be a feat to ever get this thing back into contention.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/197 "2011-09-12T17:43:33Z")

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Here we go a-fucking-gain. My starters perform shitty while my borderline cases, who I leave on the bench, score a shit-ton of points.

At least I can hold out hope that Deion Branch is still Brady’s favorite target this year.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/198 "2011-09-12T17:53:25Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Fightin’ Quakers, I just saw your trade offer and rejected it since I saw it involved Brees and I didn’t have enough time to make a decision on such a big move right before tonight’s game. We can look at it or another offer after tonight’s game.
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> Sorry I didn’t see it earlier, that Yahoo email I have gets so full that I usually just check the league itself for trade proposals.

No worries. Let’s wait a couple weeks and see where things stand then.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/199 "2011-09-12T18:06:45Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Man, my team sucks ass. It’s going to be a feat to ever get this thing back into contention.

You inherited an iffy team with few starters and not much upside; not an enviable position. Of course drafting Naanee over Dez Bryant, Dexter McCluster over Sam Bradford, and Jabar Gaffney over Ben Tate probably didn’t help much.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-ff-dynasty-league-year-three/588388/200 "2011-09-12T19:06:22Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> You inherited an iffy team with few starters and not much upside; not an enviable position. Of course drafting Naanee over Dez Bryant, Dexter McCluster over Sam Bradford, and Jabar Gaffney over Ben Tate probably didn’t help much.

Worse yet, I inherited a really OLD team. And yeah, I certainly didn’t do much to fix it last year. Last year I went short term in hopes of competing, maybe I learned my lesson this draft.

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