# SDMB Football Mock Draft

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359 "2003-06-03T13:51:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/1 "2003-06-03T13:51:34Z")

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Alright folks, the second private draft has been set up. We have 12 spots, so if you feel any sort of inclination to join in, PLEASE feel free to do so.

\*\* [Sign Ups](http://www.antsports.com/private_drafts/) \*\*  
League Name: SDMB\_2  
Password: cecil

\*\* [League Page](http://www.antsports.com/as/AS1306/) \*\*

Again, you’ll need an account. But if you don’t, feel free to use one of mine. They are Munch1 through Munch14, with respective passwords of cecil1 through cecil14. If you have any problems, you can post here or e-mail me.

12 team league  
1 QB  
2 RBs  
2 WRs  
1 TE  
1 K  
1 Defense

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/2 "2003-06-03T14:12:45Z")

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Took me a second to remember my password, but I’m in. Still crunched for time, so it might not be pretty, but…

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/3 "2003-06-03T17:38:44Z")

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I’m in.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/4 "2003-06-03T18:01:39Z")

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I would like to be in. How do I go about doing it?

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/5 "2003-06-03T18:14:50Z")

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I’m in. I’ll email **mrchan**.

**Happy** , you need to sign up with AntSports to get an account with them, then go to the signup page **Munch** linked above and enter the league pw next to the SDMB league name, then enter your AS username and pw to join the league.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/6 "2003-06-03T18:23:23Z")

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**Happy** , it also works if you just use one of **Munch** ’s logons, then you don’t have to create your own account.

Let us know if you need more help, that’s why what we’re here for.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/7 "2003-06-03T19:07:34Z")

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I’ll be unavailable Friday, and possibly later or earlier. My wife is due to give birth any day now, but I’ve explained to her that it is much more important that I be around a computer so that I can do this mock draft than be there for the birth. Who knows, maybe as an award, I’ll name the kid after whoever has the best draft.  
I’ve signed up though, so let’s go.

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**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/8 "2003-06-03T19:21:14Z")

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im in

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/9 "2003-06-03T19:24:35Z")

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OK. Done.

I can state with confidence that the only thing that will keep me from winning this whole thing is the relatively minor fact that I am a Buffalo Bills fan and, as such, know JACK about football.

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**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/10 "2003-06-03T19:27:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hamlet \*  
> \*\*Who knows, maybe as an award, I’ll name the kid after whoever has the best draft.  
> I’ve signed up though, so let’s go. \*\*

now I HAVE to win!

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/11 "2003-06-03T19:58:38Z")

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I’m going to sit this one out. Work is heating up and I just got a new puppy! w00t.

I’ll keep an eye on this thread and the draft, though.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/12 "2003-06-03T21:12:39Z")

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I’d like to win but **Shibboleth** might actually be a cool name; I’d much rather stick the tyke with **waddamaroon** or **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup**.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/13 "2003-06-03T21:13:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hamlet \*  
> \*\*I’ll be unavailable Friday, and possibly later or earlier. My wife is due to give birth any day now, but I’ve explained to her that it is much more important that I be around a computer so that I can do this mock draft than be there for the birth. Who knows, maybe as an award, I’ll name the kid after whoever has the best draft.  
> I’ve signed up though, so let’s go. \*\*

With this information, I hereby declare Happy Scrappy Hero Pup the winner of the draft. Excellent “Clerks” reference HSHP.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/14 "2003-06-03T21:15:11Z")

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If only Atomic Badger Racing were to join. Then I’d have to declare co-winners.

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/15 "2003-06-03T21:46:20Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Munch:** _  
> Excellent “Clerks” reference HSHP.

Much better than calling himself “Snowball”, eh?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/16 "2003-06-04T14:00:17Z")

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4 more spots left folks. Don’t be shy.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/17 "2003-06-04T14:16:38Z")

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At least I didn’t name myself “Thirty-Seven?!?!”

Let’s get this bad-boy filled and going.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/18 "2003-06-04T14:31:12Z")

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I’m missing the Clerks reference. Can someone please explain?

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/19 "2003-06-04T14:32:58Z")

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I’m in. I’m going out of town tonight, so I’m predrafting a whole bunch!

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/20 "2003-06-04T14:34:11Z")

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If you recall, I’m the Vikings fan, so you’ll just have to guess my team name.

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