# SDMB Football Mock Draft

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359 "2003-06-03T13:51:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/21 "2003-06-04T14:40:10Z")

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Is there a button for the whole pre-draft thing? I can’t get it. I’ll take ANYTHING except Buffalo’s defense.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/22 "2003-06-04T14:55:30Z")

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Awww hell, since it hasn’t started, It is only letting me predraft for the first round. I may be the wrench in the works. I might capitulate my spot if it doesn’t start soon.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/23 "2003-06-04T15:11:10Z")

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Yeah, before the draft starts you can only predraft your first round - very annoying.

HSHP, to predraft, click on your team, then put your password in with “Draft” selected on the radio buttons. You can then select any of the players you want (Ctrl+click will select multiple players), and then click on “Build Pre-Draft Player List”. You’ll then be taken to a page where you rank your selections.

Once the draft starts you can predraft every one of your rounds if you want, but you can only selected ~20 players per round so you have to be clever.

Shibb, when Randall is ordering videos over the phone from wherever it is that video stores order their videos, he lists off a huge spiel of porn movies. A mother with babe is standing right there listening, and the kid keeps yelling “Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!”, which Randall then tacks on to the end of his order.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/24 "2003-06-04T15:27:26Z")

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Heck, I’m out. I don’t want to end up having you all curse me under your breath after I take the full amount of time in the second round.

User name: Nursecarmen  
password: cecil  
Team name: SDMB

sorry guys.

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**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/25 "2003-06-05T17:08:48Z")

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up… all we need is 4 more

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/26 "2003-06-09T15:53:15Z")

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Alright folks. There are 4 spots available. Let’s try to get this going this week. If need be, some people can sign up twice.

Anyone?

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/27 "2003-06-09T22:28:04Z")

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I have _both_ of my friends signed up.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/28 "2003-06-10T03:29:38Z")

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So are we on or what? If we need one more, I’ll try to get one more.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/29 "2003-06-10T05:47:16Z")

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I’ll hop in this week if there’s an open spot.

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/30 "2003-06-10T15:54:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \*  
> \*\*Heck, I’m out. I don’t want to end up having you all curse me under your breath after I take the full amount of time in the second round.
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> User name: Nursecarmen  
> password: cecil  
> Team name: SDMB
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> sorry guys. \*\*

We need two more.

::curses under breath::

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/31 "2003-06-10T16:18:21Z")

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I just signed up for the last spot, looks like the clock is running. Do we just want to let the computer handle Nurse C’s team?

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/32 "2003-06-10T16:19:56Z")

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Works for me. Anyone else??

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/33 "2003-06-10T16:21:09Z")

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Who is Camel Toes? I’ve run across a Camel Toes on antsports before.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/34 "2003-06-10T16:22:21Z")

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He was in our next to last draft, wasn’t he?

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**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/35 "2003-06-10T16:25:26Z")

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**Camel Toes** and **Knumb Knuts** and I have been playing in a company league for about 10 years.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/36 "2003-06-10T16:36:45Z")

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Excellent. Good recruitment, wadda!

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/37 "2003-06-10T16:50:18Z")

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You think we should send an email to everyone in the draft letting them know it’s on, since some people may have signed up over a week ago?

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/38 "2003-06-10T17:39:39Z")

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Who are

“Bergen County Fightin’ Pacifists”

And

“SDMB”

?

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/39 "2003-06-10T17:39:50Z")

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Yes. I never would have known except **mrchan** told me it was my turn.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/40 "2003-06-10T17:40:04Z")

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Antsports emails automatically if your account is set up.

I think we need to have a “IT HAS BEGUN” Mortal Kombat type music for start up.

(Good thing I checked my email during the middle of my meeting)

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