# SDMB Football Mock Draft **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359 "2003-06-03T13:51:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/41 "2003-06-10T17:51:51Z")
I should also mention that I can’t freakin’ believe I’m slotted right behind **mrchan** again. I think we’re both gonna hate this. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/42 "2003-06-10T17:55:02Z")
I’m the Fightin’ Pacifists. I think SMDB was NurseCarmen. Are we on or what? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/43 "2003-06-10T18:19:41Z")
Shibb, you could probably trade with NurseCarmen (SDMB). I can give you the commish password if you want. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/44 "2003-06-10T19:34:11Z")
If you’re handing out commish passwords, **Munch** , could you give me it too. I’ll probably use it to draft my dream team: QB Akili Smith QB George Blanda RB Thomas Jones RB Gale Sayers RB My grandma RB He Hate Me WR Crazy Legs Hirsch WR The buttwipe who picks up my neighbor in the morning and announces his presence every time with a series of loud honks at 5:30 a.m. I’ll send him over the middle and ask the QB to throw it high. WR T. Houshmandezisnwowwlx0zjapz$@daxz. I like his name. WR Last night’s chili. TE Claire Danes TE Tony Gonzalez’s dog K George Blanda (multi-faceted attack) K Pele D Bengals D Mean Joe Greene. I’ll kick all your asses. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/45 "2003-06-10T20:51:35Z")
> [@](#): > > TE Claire Danes Amen, brother. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/46 "2003-06-10T21:55:55Z")
Is this the part where some jackass now says, “She’d be a wide receiver by the time I’m through with her?” ---
**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/47 "2003-06-10T21:58:32Z")
omni needs to draft already ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/48 "2003-06-10T22:00:18Z")
Nah she does her keigels and ass keigels. Gotta hand it to the girl, she knows how to take care of herself. Plus, she makes a mean omelette for breakfast. 🆒 [/fantasy] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/49 "2003-06-11T03:33:35Z")
**Omni** : nice save! I was sure you were already at work. **mrchan** : bastard! 😉 I didn’t expect Holmes to fall to eleven, but I never expected him to fall to ten either. Phhbbbtt! I knew this was going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/50 "2003-06-11T05:08:51Z")
Tell me about it Shibb, wasn’t at work, was out visiting my stuck-in-the-stone-age parents. Got home in a nick of time and realized this sucker had gotten underway. I need to participate in a few of these with other players, I’m getting a pretty good idea what everyone here values already. Perhaps a public draft or two would be good once the season nears. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/51 "2003-06-11T12:28:38Z")
Normally I get frustrated about people taking the full clock, but you have a certain _savoy faire_ about it, **Omni**. Who’s on the clock now? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/52 "2003-06-11T14:47:41Z")
Isn’t it the ghost of Nurse Carmen? Maybe we should set him to computer controlled if no one is going to be picking for him. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/53 "2003-06-11T14:52:21Z")
Let’s take turns picking for him then. It’s better than computer control. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/54 "2003-06-11T14:55:14Z")
I choose Rae Curruth for Nurse’s team. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/55 "2003-06-11T15:01:04Z")
I just picked Bennett for him. Teehee! Teach him to be a Vikings fan. Now **WhiteLighting** is on the clock. He should be awake any hour now. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/56 "2003-06-11T16:36:20Z")
[http://www.antsports.com/as/AS1306/](http://www.antsports.com/as/AS1306/) Good pick whoever you are **Knumb Knuts**. Davis was my pick until I noticed McNabb was still available. This draft is a little weird so far. Holmes at 10 may be a sign of things to come. ---
**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/57 "2003-06-11T16:59:17Z")
Joe Horn is the next passenger on the **NurseCarmen** ghost ship. **Munch** is on the clock. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/58 "2003-06-11T17:02:25Z")
Well, there’s only 1 name left from my predraft selections (and I think that I had 10-11 preselected, thinking that would be sufficient). And there are only two left of the crew I preselected for Round 4. Yikes. We might be suffering some groupthink. ---
**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/59 "2003-06-11T17:48:24Z")
holmes at 10 was a pleasant surprise to me. sorry **shibb** 🙂 but you went and snagged owens from me start of round 2… punk! where’s **munch**? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359/60 "2003-06-11T18:13:40Z")
Hey, I was at gorging myself with cashew chicken. I took Moulds, who is an excellent pick in the third round. Unfortunately, I was going to go with the “don’t draft a WR until Round 7 just to see how it goes” strategy. Guess that’s down the drain. I’m not particularly excited about Garner. At all. I think I’d rather have Edge, Jamal Lewis or even Fraud instead of him. If I were to offer Garner for any of those players, would the respective owners of them bite at the offer? Just getting a feel for the market. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-mock-draft/179359.md?page=4)