# SDMB Football, Part II **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271 "2003-05-05T21:35:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/141 "2003-05-23T01:17:36Z")
I rush home from work and we’re still waiting on **Munch**? That’s it, I’m gonna try and figure out his password and make him draft Josh Booty. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/142 "2003-05-23T02:00:35Z")
**Hamlet** , you have a well maintained sock puppet called **The Witch**? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/143 "2003-05-23T02:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\* > The league url: > [http://www.antsports.com/as/AS933/](http://www.antsports.com/as/AS933/) > \*\* Just to get it back to the current page… I don’t have it bookmarked on all my computers. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/144 "2003-05-23T10:43:22Z")
Heh-heh. The computer selected Antowain Smith for Mr. **Munch**. I wonder if this means our fearless leader is on autopilot for the remainder of the draft? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/145 "2003-05-23T12:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\ ***Hamlet** , you have a well maintained sock puppet called **The Witch**? \*\* I water her twice a day, add fertilizer in the spring, and keep her mowed and trimmed. That and I’m really in touch with my feminine side. Or, it could be wife. But I like the well-maintained idea anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/146 "2003-05-23T14:12:27Z")
Son of a bitch. Couldn’t figure out “adams”, Wilson? 🙂 Damnit, damnit, damnit. Of all the people! Antowain Smith! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/147 "2003-05-23T14:15:27Z")
Ha HA! [/Nelson] ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/148 "2003-05-23T14:25:55Z")
Easy, Shibb. I have the commissioner password, and I can make Rick Mirer happen to you. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/149 "2003-05-23T14:37:49Z")
Rick Mirer happened to me back in the early days of fantasy football. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t even joke about doing that to another human being. It’s just too cruel. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/150 "2003-05-23T14:43:35Z")
I might have to do some hacking then to Cade McNown you in return. Or maybe a nice little Randy Fasani. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/151 "2003-05-23T14:56:51Z")
Truce? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/152 "2003-05-23T16:50:13Z")
[http://www.antsports.com/as/AS933/](http://www.antsports.com/as/AS933/) Just to have this on page four. \*\*BabaBooey \*\* is up for his second pick now. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/153 "2003-05-23T17:26:10Z")
Did he fall asleep in between those back to back picks? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/154 "2003-05-23T17:28:11Z")
He predrafted for only one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/155 "2003-05-23T17:32:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Did he fall asleep in between those back to back picks? \*\* Narcofantaslepsy. It’s a horrible disease that plagues thousands of people. Please send any donations to help fight this horrible disease directly to me. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/156 "2003-05-23T18:50:31Z")
I just emailed Bababooey. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/157 "2003-05-23T18:53:27Z")
Sorry fellas, I got became quite intoxicated last night. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/158 "2003-05-23T18:53:40Z")
And as I was doing that, it was my turn. Now we’re moving. **Waddamaroon** is up for his 2nd pick. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/159 "2003-05-23T18:54:28Z")
And after reading my last sentence, I believe I still am. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271/160 "2003-05-23T18:54:47Z")
sorry, BabaBooey, you must have missed the memo. Mixing Fantasy Football and alcohol is STRICTLY OFF LIMITS. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-football-part-ii/173271.md?page=9)