# SDMB He Hate Me Fantasy Football League Fan Thread (warning: long) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527 "2004-09-15T06:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527/1 "2004-09-15T06:32:35Z")
Since only the league members can see Yahoo’s game page, and so that others can participate in the discussion, I will post weekly summaries here and on the Web page I’m maintaining. Comments are invited. Week 1 Standings Rank Team Name W-L-T WPct Pts Streak 1 Rhinosaurs(neuroman) …1-0-0 1.000 119.23 W-1 2 HamletToBeNamedLater …1-0-0 1.000 80.15 W-1 3 New York Fanboys…1-0-0 1.000 77.85 W-1 4 T. Rex…1-0-0 1.000 66.20 W-1 5 4th and 19 (Wilson)…1-0-0 1.000 63.60 W-1 6 Omni’s Omnipotents …1-0-0 1.000 62.18 W-1 7 Baltimore Weirdos…1-0-0 1.000 61.00 W-1 8 DerierExtraordinaire …0-1-0 .000 76.10 L-1 9 Mundi’s Morning Blue …0-1-0 .000 71.93 L-1 10 Pentium None…0-1-0 .000 60.56 L-1 11 Balls (Chitwood) …0-1-0 .000 59.53 L-1 12 BithloMulletRevival …0-1-0 .000 50.40 L-1 13 Falcon Twists- Munch… 0-1-0 .000 44.20 L-1 14 Varlos’ Zzzzzzz…0-1-0 .000 36.33 L-1 Week 1 Results T. Rex (Steelerphan) 66.20 Falcon Twists- Munch 44.20 DerierExtraordinaire 76.10 New York Fanboys 77.85 HamletToBeNamedLater 80.15 Mundi’s Morning Blue 71.93 Omni’s Omnipotents 62.18 Balls (Chitwood) 59.53 4th and 19 (Wilson) 63.60 Pentium None 60.56 BithloMulletRevival 50.40 Baltimore Weirdos 61.00 Rhinosaurs(neuroman) 119.23 Varlos’ Zzzzzzz 36.33 Here are the lineups as of midnight Wednesday. They are subject to change. T. Rex (1-0-0) QB T. Green (KC - QB) Car WR H. Ward (Pit - WR) @Bal WR J. McCareins (NYJ - WR) @SD RB A. Green (GB - RB) Chi RB C. Garner (TB - RB) Sea TE E. Kinney (Ten - TE) Ind WR/RB Ke. Johnson (Bal - WR) Pit K J. Elam (Den - K) @Jac DEF Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) @Bal DerierExtraordinaire (0-1-0) QB J. Delhomme (Car - QB) @KC WR M. Harrison (Ind - WR) @Ten WR S. Smith (Car - WR) @KC RB R. Johnson (Cin - RB) Mia RB O. Smith (Min - RB) @Phi TE L. Smith (Phi - TE) Min WR/RB L. Gordon (Mia - RB) @Cin K P. Edinger (Chi - K) @GB DEF Tennessee (Ten - DEF) Ind Falcon Twists- Munch (0-1-0) QB M. Bulger (StL - QB) @Atl WR L. Coles (Was - WR) @NYG WR D. Bennett (Ten - WR) Ind RB J. Lewis (Bal - RB) Pit RB K. Barlow (SF - RB) @NO TE B. Williams (NO - TE) SF WR/RB T. Jones (Chi - RB) @GB K M. Andersen (Min - K) @Phi DEF Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) Min Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (0-1-0) QB A. Brooks (NO - QB) SF WR T. Holt (StL - WR) @Atl WR J. Walker (GB - WR) Chi RB F. Taylor (Jac - RB) Den RB K. Jones (Det - RB) Hou TE K. Winslow (Cle - TE) @Dal WR/RB M. Booker (Mia - WR) @Cin K J. Feely (Atl - K) StL DEF Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) Mia HamletToBeNamedLater (1-0-0) QB D. Culpepper (Min - QB) @Phi WR E. Moulds (Buf - WR) @Oak WR An. Johnson (Hou - WR) @Det RB M. Faulk (StL - RB) @Atl RB M. Morris (Sea - RB) @TB TE R. McMichael (Mia - TE) @Cin WR/RB Ro. Smith (Den - WR) @Jac K M. Vanderjagt (Ind - K) @Ten DEF Kansas City (KC - DEF) Car New York Fanboys (1-0-0) QB C. Pennington (NYJ - QB) @SD WR S. Moss (NYJ - WR) @SD WR A. Toomer (NYG - WR) Was RB C. Martin (NYJ - RB) @SD RB R. Dayne (NYG - RB) Was TE J. Shockey (NYG - TE) Was WR/RB J. Carter (NYJ - WR) @SD K J. Hall (Was - K) @NYG DEF Buffalo (Buf - DEF) @Oak Omni’s Omnipotents (1-0-0) QB S. McNair (Ten - QB) Ind WR D. Jackson (Sea - WR) @TB WR P. Price (Atl - WR) StL RB S. AlexanderDTD (Sea - RB) @TB RB D. Davis (Hou - RB) @Det TE J. Witten (Dal - TE) Cle WR/RB J. Jones (Dal - RB) Cle K J. Kasay (Car - K) @KC DEF Carolina (Car - DEF) @KC Mundi’s Morning Blue (0-1-0) QB B. Favre (GB - QB) Chi WR Ke. Johnson (Dal - WR) Cle WR C. Wilson (SF - WR) @NO RB C. Portis (Was - RB) @NYG RB B. Westbrook (Phi - RB) Min TE T. Gonzalez (KC - TE) Car WR/RB W. Dunn (Atl - RB) StL K A. Vinatieri (NE - K) @Ari DEF Miami (Mia - DEF) @Cin 4th and 19 (Wilson) (1-0-0) QB D. McNabb (Phi - QB) Min WR J. Porter (Oak - WR) Buf WR B. Stokley (Ind - WR) @Ten RB D. McAllister (NO - RB) SF RB C. BrownDTD (Ten - RB) Ind TE D. Graham (NE - TE) @Ari WR/RB E. Smith (Ari - RB) NE K S. Janikowski (Oak - K) Buf DEF New York (NYJ - DEF) @SD Balls (Chitwood) (0-1-0) QB M. Brunell (Was - QB) @NYG WR T. Owens (Phi - WR) Min WR J. Smith (Jac - WR) Den RB E. James (Ind - RB) @Ten RB T. HenryDTD (Buf - RB) @Oak TE Da. Clark (Ind - TE) @Ten WR/RB D. Staley (Pit - RB) @Bal K L. Tynes (KC - K) Car DEF Tampa Bay (TB - DEF) Sea BithloMulletRevival (0-1-0) QB P. Manning (Ind - QB) @Ten WR K. Robinson (Sea - WR) @TB WR M. Muhammad (Car - WR) @KC RB C. Dillon (NE - RB) @Ari RB E. George (Dal - RB) Cle TE B. Franks (GB - TE) Chi WR/RB P. Warrick (Cin - WR) Mia K M. Stover (Bal - K) Pit DEF New England (NE - DEF) @Ari Pentium None (0-1-0) QB M. Vick (Atl - QB) StL WR R. Moss (Min - WR) @Phi WR A. Hakim (Det - WR) Hou RB T. Wheatley (Oak - RB) Buf RB J. Bettis (Pit - RB) @Bal TE A. Crumpler (Atl - TE) StL WR/RB T. Barber (NYG - RB) Was K J. Brown (Sea - K) @TB DEF Minnesota (Min - DEF) @Phi Rhinosaurs(neuroman) (1-0-0) QB T. Brady (NE - QB) @Ari WR C. Johnson (Cin - WR) Mia WR Ro. Williams (Det - WR) Hou RB P. Holmes (KC - RB) Car RB Q. Griffin (Den - RB) @Jac TE E. Johnson (SF - TE) @NO WR/RB I. Bruce (StL - WR) @Atl K D. Akers (Phi - K) Min DEF Washington (Was - DEF) @NYG Baltimore Weirdos (1-0-0) QB M. Hasselbeck (Sea - QB) @TB WR J. Horn (NO - WR) SF WR I. Hilliard (NYG - WR) Was RB L. Tomlinson (SD - RB) NYJ RB W. Green (Cle - RB) @Dal TE T. Heap (Bal - TE) Pit WR/RB M. Robinson (Min - WR) @Phi K J. Wilkins (StL - K) @Atl DEF Baltimore (Bal - DEF) Pit ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527/2 "2004-09-15T20:03:51Z")
A week one embarassment for the Zzzzzzz, losing 119-36 (the week’s highest score vs. the week’s lowest score). Nonetheless, I guarantee that I won’t finish last this year. Beyond that, there are no promises. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527/3 "2004-09-15T20:21:36Z")
> [@VarlosZ](#): > > Nonetheless, I guarantee that I won’t finish last this year. Yes, but I guarantee that you will be on the bottom of the board after next weekend. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527/4 "2004-09-16T01:16:05Z")
I’m a bit nervous about Hamlet next week, but I’m pretty sure I’ve already covered the “over” in my projected wins/losses this season, so it’s all gravy from here on out. 🙂 At least the Jets are playing San Diego next week. hehheh. I’m almost tempted to start Becht over Shockey; both because of how bad the Chargers are, and because Sean Taylor scares me. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-he-hate-me-fantasy-football-league-fan-thread-warning-long/264527/5 "2004-09-16T08:17:52Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Yes, but I guarantee that you will be on the bottom of the board after next weekend. We’ll just see about that, my fellow bottom dweller. Drew Bennett, indeed.