# Sdmb mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 30, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198 "2008-10-30T02:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1001 "2008-11-13T08:08:44Z")
Fuck. Sorry, JSexton. I still think the gambit idea was a bad one, though. Bar’s open. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1002 "2008-11-13T10:16:27Z")
Balls, balls, balls. I’ve I give you a name, you make the drink, right? I’ll have a Board Crash. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1003 "2008-11-13T10:17:29Z")
…If! Homophones lurk in the cortex, preying upon the unwary. Or dumb. ---
**Author:** ![ok11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@ok11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ok11)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1004 "2008-11-13T13:41:31Z")
It’s no wonder that Og has minions. If you were Him, would you get up at 3am just to make a Day-end post? It reminds me of something: It’s 3am, and most Dopers are safely asleep. But there’s a deity at The One and Only Meridian, and he’s typing. Something’s happening on the Board, and our votes decided who will be banned… ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1005 "2008-11-13T13:43:24Z")
> [@Blaster\_Master](#): > > FYI, you will notice a drop in my participation over the next few days, this is because Wrath of the Lich King came out. I’ll still try to make a few posts a day, just not at the level I’ve been up to since I’ve been back. > > That is all. Hey, you don’t see ME flaking out just because Fallout 3 is here. =P ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1006 "2008-11-13T14:22:00Z")
> [@ok11](#): > > It’s no wonder that Og has minions. If you were Him, would you get up at 3am just to make a Day-end post? > > It reminds me of something: It’s 3am, and most Dopers are safely asleep. But there’s a deity at The One and Only Meridian, and he’s typing. Something’s happening on the Board, and our votes decided who will be banned… I’m pretty sure **MHaye** lives in the UK. Why else would he drink tea all the time? I still don’t understand why he doesn’t substitute beer, though. Everybody I’ve met from the UK drinks much more beer than tea. It may just be the crowd I run with, though. On a lighter note, I’d like to thank **Og** for the extra two hours we were given at Dusk. If it weren’t for those two hours [del]in the middle of the fucking night[/del] we had to strategerize, I don’t know what we would have done! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1007 "2008-11-13T14:47:10Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > On a lighter note, I’d like to thank **Og** for the extra two hours we were given at Dusk. If it weren’t for those two hours [del]in the middle of the fucking night[/del] we had to strategerize, I don’t know what we would have done! You are welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1008 "2008-11-13T14:50:30Z")
Well that sucks. Hopefully we have a vig. Its too early for a creative drink order so I’ll just take a Mountain Dew, oh look at that I’ve got one in front of me, Man you’re good Boozy. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1009 "2008-11-13T15:03:00Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > On a lighter note, I’d like to thank **Og** for the extra two hours we were given at Dusk. If it weren’t for those two hours [del]in the middle of the fucking night[/del] we had to strategerize, I don’t know what we would have done! It wasn’t in the middle of the night for all of us - and if I did have to work sometimes I would have love to strategerize on my own - would have been great 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1010 "2008-11-13T15:03:21Z")
…well crap. Coffee, please, and make that 10 creams and 8 sugars. You do sell by the gallon, right? ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1011 "2008-11-13T15:12:39Z")
> [@Hawkeyeop](#): > > You are welcome. Hey now! Make sure to quote the smile so it doesn’t look like I’m a _total_ asshole. A partial one will suffice. > [@Total\_Lost](#): > > It wasn’t in the middle of the night for all of us - and if I did have to work sometimes I would have love to strategerize on my own - would have been great 😉 Whoah, you guys use Bushisms in Denmark, too? Speaking of Denmark, this girl taught us a drinking song in Danish. Here’s what I remember:[spoiler] [/spoiler] Good times! ---
**Author:** ![Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hero_From_Sector_7G)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1012 "2008-11-13T16:07:54Z")
Ooh ooh that sounds like a fun way to kill time before tomorrow. Make new drinks. I’ll take a Hamster Suicide. Who wants to tell me what goes in it? ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1013 "2008-11-13T16:16:38Z")
Well, I hate to say “I told you so,” … Actually, wait a minute, I don’t hate that. **I told you so!** Gimme a Guinness, stat! Please. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1014 "2008-11-13T16:22:31Z")
Yeah, I’ll take that beer now, Boozy. Better make it a couple. Sorry, J. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1015 "2008-11-13T17:14:46Z")
Meh. Can’t say I didn’t bring it on myself. Sorry, folks. See you next game. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1016 "2008-11-13T17:37:22Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > Balls, balls, balls. > > I’ve I give you a name, you make the drink, right? I’ll have a Board Crash. A Board Crash, eh? Something that happens with regularity and is frequently damaging? Regularity… and damaging… One castor oil and moonshine coming right up! > [@Oredigger77](#): > > Its too early for a creative drink order so I’ll just take a Mountain Dew, oh look at that I’ve got one in front of me, Man you’re good Boozy. Hey, that’s what you guys don’t pay me for! > [@pedescribe](#): > > Coffee, please, and make that 10 creams and 8 sugars. You do sell by the gallon, right? We only have coffee in the Cosby style around here: old, black and bitter. But hey: at least it’s cold! > [@Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](#): > > I’ll take a Hamster Suicide. > > Who wants to tell me what goes in it? I’m leavin’ that one alone > [@Rapier42](#): > > Yeah, I’ll take that beer now, Boozy. Better make it a couple. Tap’s open for you all night long, Kid. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1017 "2008-11-13T21:57:15Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > Speaking of Denmark, this girl taught us a drinking song in Danish. Here’s what I remember: > > Good times! Come on: You meet a girl - don’t ask her to sing You meet someone teaching a drinking song - drink!!! (why sing?) Conclusion: You did it right - you DO remember the girl, you forgot the song… but [I guess] you did get drunk [/end of guess] If you ever need to learn a Danish drinking song I’d love to sing (trust me… you don’t what to hear): “Sejler op af åen”, “Vi skåler for vores venner” eller “For han er en af vor egne”… If you want to drink with me… I believe the bar is open… Booze: Can I have an “orgasm”… please??? ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1018 "2008-11-13T22:16:01Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > Booze: Can I have an “orgasm”… please??? Only because you asked so nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1019 "2008-11-13T22:33:13Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > Come on: > You meet a girl - don’t ask her to sing > You meet someone teaching a drinking song - drink!!! (why sing?) > > Conclusion: You did it right - you DO remember the girl, you forgot the song… but [I guess] you did get drunk [/end of guess] > > If you ever need to learn a Danish drinking song I’d love to sing (trust me… you don’t what to hear): “Sejler op af åen”, “Vi skåler for vores venner” eller “For han er en af vor egne”… > > If you want to drink with me… I believe the bar is open… Booze: Can I have an “orgasm”… please??? The girl was one of my best buddy’s gal pals. We were all talking about rugby songs, and she used to play in college, so she sang one she remembered. I’m trying to remember how the one the women sing goes… something like this: My boyfriend’s a post man a post man a post man, my boyfriend’s a post man a post man a post man. All day he licks stamps and licks stamps and licks stamps and at night he comes home and licks me! My boyfriends’ a carpenter a carpenter a carpenter, my boyfriend’s a carpenter a carpenter a carpenter. All day he pounds nails and pounds nails and pounds nails and at night he comes home and pounds me! ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1020 "2008-11-13T22:51:48Z")
> [@Total\_Lost](#): > > Booze: Can I have an “orgasm”… please??? Well, if you’re handing them out . . . two please. One for while I’m at work and another for home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=52)