# Sdmb mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 30, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198 "2008-10-30T02:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1021 "2008-11-13T23:18:53Z")
Ugh, I can’t believe they finally got me for _tax evasion_. That was embarrassing :o Bartender, I’ll have moonshine on the rocks. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1022 "2008-11-13T23:27:35Z")
> [@Fretful\_Porpentine](#): > > Bartender, I’ll have moonshine on the rocks. You’re in luck we’ve got a special on moonshine tonight… new drink, called the Board Crash. Enjoy the mystery mixer. Restroom’s at the back. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1023 "2008-11-13T23:43:04Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > Well, if you’re handing them out . . . two please. One for while I’m at work and another for home. Sorry, bub, this Squid only hands 'em out to the ladies. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1024 "2008-11-14T00:16:07Z")
[Julia Childe]You guys drink too much. Let’s whip up some lengua y napalito tacos on corn.[/Julia Childe\*\* Protein and carbs should get you back on track. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1025 "2008-11-14T00:22:52Z")
**Vote Peeker** Screw protein and carbs. Wanna get drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1026 "2008-11-14T00:50:21Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > Balls, balls, balls. …Pylons. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1027 "2008-11-14T00:51:31Z")
Boozy, gimmie a jack and coke while you’re back there. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1028 "2008-11-14T00:52:34Z")
Rum. I need rum. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1029 "2008-11-14T03:18:44Z")
> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#): > > Sorry, bub, this Squid only hands 'em out to the ladies. Man, I was talking outthe drink you pervert, but if any of the ladies want to help out in the other sense I’m more then comfortable making new friends. Just in case Boozy isn’t comfortable giving me a drink I brought my own, I call it a “Stranger” - half a bottle of Jim Beam and then waking up with your pants gone on a park bench. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1030 "2008-11-14T05:57:18Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > …half a bottle of Jim Beam… Lightweight! ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1031 "2008-11-14T10:27:28Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > Well, if you’re handing them out . . . two please. One for while I’m at work and another for home. “one at work” - do you get paid while you have an “orgasm”?? Sounds like the best job ever! ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1032 "2008-11-14T10:28:23Z")
Hmm, this Board Crash has quite a kick, but a strange, somewhat oleaginous consistency…excuse me just a second… …yes, as I was saying, this may not be the drink for me…oops, back in minute… … all in all, I think I might change to a Lyncher’s Remorse. Also, you need more toilet paper in stalls 1 and 2. And possibly a mop. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1033 "2008-11-14T16:58:40Z")
When does the Day start again? The random Day ends are messing with my head… ---
**Author:** ![ok11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@ok11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ok11)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1034 "2008-11-14T17:12:37Z")
It starts at 3am tomorrow. Don’t expect me to post anything that early on a Saturday morning 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1035 "2008-11-14T17:17:59Z")
Wait…does the day start at 3am no matter what, or can it start earlier if the scum give the mods the all-clear? If it’s the latter, then get crackin’, scum! I’m hardly here on weekends, so I want to get my time in today! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1036 "2008-11-14T17:20:42Z")
NETA: Never mind…\*\*Og \*\*already spoke on this… > [@Hawkeyeop](#): > > 1. The length of Night shall be 48 hours. The Night shall have no more hours, and no less. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1037 "2008-11-14T17:41:05Z")
Thanks for the update and clarification. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1038 "2008-11-14T17:46:40Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Lightweight! You know I never said what size bottle it was; besides I’m trying to lose weight so becoming a lightweight is good for my wallet and my figure. > [@Total\_Lost](#): > > “one at work” - do you get paid while you have an “orgasm”?? > Sounds like the best job ever! Ya well about that . . . see there is this girl over in accounting . . . just promise not to tell anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1039 "2008-11-14T19:23:51Z")
Is her name Amber? I thought she was in Treasury? ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/1040 "2008-11-14T22:57:35Z")
> [@ok11](#): > > It starts at 3am tomorrow. Don’t expect me to post anything that early on a Saturday morning 🙂 Hah! I work nights… I’ll have the jump on all of you! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=53)