# Sdmb mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 30, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198 "2008-10-30T02:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/101 "2008-10-31T23:47:45Z")
And **Og** spake forth the Ten Commandments, saying: - 1. Each Day shall last no fewer than 2 days and no more than 6. Verily shall a random number between 48 and 144 be generated. The day shall last that number of hours, then when the clock of the Board next striketh the hour, then shall the Day end. For no reason shalt the Day last fewer than 48 hours or endure longer than 144 hours. All times announced by **Og** shall be considered to be according to the clocks of ye Eastern time zone.[sup]1[/sup] 2, Once Day hath ended, thou mayest continue making strategy posts for the first 2 hours of Night. After that ye mayest only make fluff posts for the remainder of the Night. 1. The length of Night shall be 48 hours. The Night shall have no more hours, and no less. 2. When thou wishest to place thy vote, it shall be coloured in **blue**. If, having voted, thou wishest to vote for another player thou shalt first unvote, or thy changed vote shalt be ignored. When thou unvotest, thou shalt colour the unvote in **red**. 3. If the Day ends in a tie, the first person to reach the number of votes they hold shall be smote with the Banhammer. 4. Thou shalt not edit your posts. 5. Thou shalt not quote moderators or thy role pm. 6. Thou shalt be an active participant of this game, and make posts of substance each Day, or face the Wrath of **Og**. 7. Thou shalt not communicate offboard about this game unless thy role PM sayeth that thou mayest. Thou mayest only use the channels thy role PM doth specify. 8. If thou hath a question for **Og** , pray thou to **Og** for guidance via a PM. **Og** wilt also deign to answer questions addressed in a respectful tone and coloured in **green**. If thou breaketh a Commandment, retribution will be determined by **Og** and his associates. **Og** shalt not be bound to a specific punishment for thy transgressions, lest thou attemptest to use the knowledge to steer **Og** into acting against the interests of a fair Game. Thus Spake **Og**. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/102 "2008-10-31T23:55:48Z")
Uh, I abase myself at the generosity and even handedness of **Og**. Just kidding about the shaving cream and cat’s ass comment. Pretty funny don’t you think. If not then I was chanelling someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/103 "2008-11-01T01:34:04Z")
Well, at least \*\*Og[/n] doesn’t speak in ALL CAPS. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/104 "2008-11-01T01:55:11Z")
> [@Kat](#): > > Well, at least \*\*Og[/n] doesn’t speak in ALL CAPS. 😃 But if _UATU_ don’t get with the program all hell will break loose. Baaaaahhhhh, **Kat**. Only **Hal** can feel the pain and rejection. I remain unconvinced. Pulling the first of three doubles. ---
**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/105 "2008-11-01T02:54:48Z")
You have gotten your instructions. Except for **ok11** and **Hero From Sector 7G** who’s pms have not been activated. Please activate them, so Og can send roles. Don’t make Og bring out the burning bush. Everyone else please confirm your roles via pm. Night 0 has begun. No strategy talk. Day 1 will begin Monday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/106 "2008-11-01T03:20:11Z")
**Confirming PM received** ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/107 "2008-11-01T03:21:21Z")
err ok should have done that via PM eh.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/108 "2008-11-01T03:22:25Z")
I believe that the PM I sent to **Og** would count as a confirmation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/109 "2008-11-01T03:25:39Z")
What can I say, it is nearly lunchtime and I have not had my first cup of coffee yet. I can’t be expected to pay attention to all the mods words in this condition , can I? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/110 "2008-11-01T03:35:05Z")
PM received. **Aloha** [Santa]Kmon eye wanta lei ya[/santa] Book 'em Danno. This could be fun. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/111 "2008-11-01T03:42:47Z")
PM received. When can we start a’lynchin’? ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/112 "2008-11-01T03:49:56Z")
Yay! Me is excited. …WHHEEEEEEEE _BOOM_ ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/113 "2008-11-01T04:05:24Z")
Got my PM. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/114 "2008-11-01T04:25:13Z")
**Og** chirps like a bunny. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/115 "2008-11-01T04:49:04Z")
…too much candy… ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/116 "2008-11-01T05:16:18Z")
> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#): > > PM received. When can we start a’lynchin’? It is night for two days, you should be a mixin’ not a lynchin’ I’ll have an Insolvency , on the rocks, you make up the ingredients. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/117 "2008-11-01T05:17:21Z")
NETA please ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/118 "2008-11-01T07:59:21Z")
Oh ya I’ve goth role pm and I’m cocked, locked and ready to go. Happy Halloween yo. ---
**Author:** ![Total\_Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Total\_Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_Lost)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/119 "2008-11-01T09:47:13Z")
PM received 🙂 This looks like fun! ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198/120 "2008-11-01T10:19:56Z")
**Og** hath spoken unto me, yea, even privily hath he given unto me a message. As he commandeth, so I obey. Eth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mafia/470198.md?page=7)