I love cow-orker, but only because whenever I read it I envision a herd of cows stampeding across the plains being chased by a group of office workers flapping their arms going “Ork, ork ork ork!” like geese.
And that makes me happy.
- Hi Opal! Just reinforces the fact that some posters are more equal than others. If Opal didn’t get so much attention, would her art exhibit spam remain while similar posts by others may be removed by the powers that be?
I’ve met Opal. She’s a decent, intelligent and interesting person, JUST LIKE SO MANY OF US ARE. However, she’s no more special than any other Doper I’ve met.
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SDMB is the most intelligent message board around. No. Demographically, it probably has the oldest geek/nerd crowd, but there’s other message boards where the average IQ is likely just as high, if not higher.
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SDMBers are perfect, in an odd sort of way. I joke about Doperland, but it seems so true. Nobody talks on cell phones in public (and those that do demand only basic telephones without any fancy features like cameras or SMS), few own televisions, nobody cuts off other drivers, SUV drivers only use them for hauling horse trailers over mountain passes, everybody is more attracted to larger or obese women than those that are weight-proportionate-to-height, and so on.
It makes me positively jurango!
But I’m just trying to think outside the flibb
Well, if someone starts a thread that says, “I don’t have a television! Who doesn’t either?” there will probably be few answers of the form “Actually I do have a television.” Likewise for the other examples, in which the alternatives are either unremarkable or things few people will cop to.
I would like to see the “Hi Opal” thing retired, not only because it ceased to be funny a long time ago, but because half the time it’s not even used correctly.
I like Monty Python as much as the next guy, but people keep making moderately clever references that are just triggered by keywords and complete non-sequiturs otherwise.
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[li]Inquisition[/li][li]Parrot[/li][li]Hovercraft[/li][li]Swallow[/li][/ul]
Better than mere jokes, really. Superjokes. Because they are loaded with a history of jest.
Perhaps the OP would do away with these?
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Og. There’s nothing wrong with saying “God,” even if you don’t believe in God. Actually I don’t so much mind people saying Og as I do the feeling that you can’t say God instead because all the Dopers will look at you disapprovingly over the tops of their spectacles and “tsk” at you.
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Hi, Opal. Along with a lot of other posters, I think this one has had well more than its 15 minutes of fame and should be retired.
[setting aside the argument about whether “meme” is just a synonym for “idea”]
One point that it may just be more fun. I, for one, am going to find it immensely fun to talk about being blissfully jurango from now on.
jurango jurango jurango!
Yes, I worked at a Subway (sandwich shop) on 23rd and Madison. I imagine that the people who came in there are a lot like the people here on the Dope. I can imagine many of our illustrious members having asinine arguments with the staff at Circuit City, quite easily.
How about calling these things cliches instead of memes? Either way, I’d like to see the 1920’s style death ray die, along with all of the emoticons. Also, I agree that Hi Opal! is very tired, but it can be revived by adding Go Buckeyes! to it.
Didn’t I read here somewhere that the whole “Og” thing was because some really religious types believe you aren’t supposed to write God’s name.
Did I get whooshed?
Apparently. AFAIK, it started when someone type “son og god” instead of “son of god”.
As a confirmed arachniphobe, I reserve the right to express my desire to nuke any and all arachnids from whatever height I can attain.
What really needs to go away are these snarky threads (like, say, this one) where a bunch of losers with nothing better to do sit around and bitch and moan to each other over picayune shit that doesn’t hurt anyone the least little bit.
Get over it. :dubious:
I call threads like these “Board Shitters.”
I’m also going to say that “Hi, Opal!” needs to die. I like Opal. Nothing against her. And in fact, I’ve seen posts where *she *would like it to go away. Not only is the meme overused and tired (oh, so very very tired), but it’s usually misused. The best thing to do would be to take it out of the “SDMB FAQ” where new users see it and think, “Oh! Now I know how to fit in!”, when in actuality what they should be really saying is, “Oh! Now I know how to stick out as a new user and annoy a segment of this new community I’ve found!”
It’s like when your mom used to try to use modern slang.
I dont’ even understand that that stupid word means and I’ve never heard it in my life until about a year ago (I’m 53). And I’ve even looked it up but got so annoyed I forgot the definition.
That’s not really a meme though is it? It’s a socioeconomic perspective or perspectives. Some people dislike Tesco/Walmart because of real or perceived environmental or labour abuses, others hate homogeneity or prefer to preserve local colour. Plenty of other people don’t.
I am gonna go ahead and agree with this one. I group it along with a huge pet peeve of mine…people swearing to “gosh”.
There is no such thing as gosh…if you are going to swear to something make it your mother/father/dog/God/god whatever…just swear to something that is REAL!
Same thing with “og”…if you are going to thank something, thank something that is real. If you don’t believe in God, quit being pretentious and quit purposely invoking his name just for the purpose of removing it.
Please end this NOW
Well…just to clarify, I don’t care whether somebody thinks God is real or not. That’s irrelevant to my argument. Hell, I remember being amused years ago because I heard Ayn Rand say “Oh, my God!” in an interview. She was a rather avowed atheist. It’s just an expression, and using it doesn’t imply that you believe (at least to me). That’s all I’m trying to say.
I forget where I saw it, but it made me chuckle awhile back when an atheist character exclaimed, “Oh, my lack of God!”
This +1. Leave it to people like the OP to try to suck the fun out of damn-near everything. Don’t like a meme? Don’t use it. Don’t like that I use it? Bite me.