# SDMB Memes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 26, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017 "2005-10-26T16:40:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/41 "2005-10-27T19:18:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by VCO3
> The whole “Hi, Opal” thing is lame not just because it’s so overdone and played out
> [@tdn](#):
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> I tried to replace that with “Hack her to death with a kitchen knife.” It took on a life of its own for about half a day as it made appearances in several fora, but then was quickly shut down as someone took it to the Pit. She claimed that we were advocating violence towards women.
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> The killjoy.
One poster I’ll refer to as “z” actually made the comment that they would even prefer to see it replaced with “Fuck z!”.
The comment was made tongue in cheek but then posters actually started to use it and it didn’t seem like such a good idea to “z” anymore.
So be careful what you say - we might just listen :eek:
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/42 "2005-10-27T19:29:14Z")
I’m not Catholic, but I’m told some nuns used to tell kids, “Every time you masturbate (or lie) God kills a kitten.” So, when a thread turns to one of those sins, some wag will chide, “Think of the kittens!”
How did kittens get to be the victims of human sin? That’s what I want to know. Would Og kill kittens? I think he’d smash the sinner. **“Smash the sinner, love the sin.”** That what Og do.
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/43 "2005-10-27T19:51:41Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> I tried to replace that with “Hack her to death with a kitchen knife.” It took on a life of its own for about half a day as it made appearances in several fora, but then was quickly shut down as someone took it to the Pit. She claimed that we were advocating violence towards women.
>
> The killjoy.
Yea, stupid “PC” police.
“Dismember that person with a sharp edged cooking utensil” just doesn’t have the same edge to it, so I guess it died …
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### Author:  [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/44 "2005-10-27T19:56:42Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#):
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> \Won’t somebody think of the poor \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (usually children)
> [@Jurph](#):
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> **Hail Ants** will tell you that this comes from a Simpsons episode\
Jelen Lovejoy says it. I can’t find the exact episode where she first said it, though. Not even via searching for the page at [snpp](http://www.google.com/custom?num=20&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&cof=AWFID%3A01394488e37b08b4%3BL%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.snpp.com%2Fbin%2Fsearch_header.gif%3BLH%3A37%3BLW%3A560%3BBGC%3A%23FFFFFF%3BT%3A%23000000%3BLC%3A%23005F3F%3BVLC%3A%23005F3F%3BALC%3A%23005f3f%3BGALT%3A%23EF7F0F%3BGFNT%3A%23C0C0C0%3BGIMP%3A%23003F5F%3BDIV%3A%23005F3F%3BLBGC%3A%23FFFFFF%3BAH%3Aleft%3BS%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.snpp.com%3B&sitesearch=snpp.com&q=%22+think+of++the+children%22&btnG=Search) .
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### Author:  [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/45 "2005-10-27T22:32:36Z")
> [@PeterWiggen](#):
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> (1) Identify SDMB memes.
> (2) ???
> (3) Profit!
That comes from a South Park Episode with Tweak’s coffee and the Underpants Gnomes. The original list is
1. Collect Underpants
2. ???
3. Profit!
Personally, I think this was one of SP’s better episodes.
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### Author:  [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/46 "2005-10-28T01:56:25Z")
> [@Sublight](#):
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> Gotcha-ya!
I love **Gotcha-Ya!**. Too bad it seems to be dying out a bit. Here’s to you Wierdest Dave! Gotcha-Ya!
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-memes/328017/47 "2005-10-28T02:05:11Z")
> [@shelbo](#):
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> I love **Gotcha-Ya!**. Too bad it seems to be dying out a bit. Here’s to you Wierdest Dave! Gotcha-Ya!
And Wildest Bill is but a fading memory himself, it seems. 😉
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