# SDMB MEN!!!!!!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/1 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")
I had a great response to my pet project.
Remember, take your humor pill kick back and enjoy. I hope that some of my captions don’t offend anyone, if they do then you need step back and know that I did this all in fun.
[SDMB Men](http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen)
\< some pics didn’t make it for various reasons \>
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/2 "2000-05-16T18:24:55Z")
Harumph.
My game show, incidentally shall be titled:
_ **"Who Wants To Shag A Millionnaire?"** _
Production pending the award of **my** million bucks from Unca Regis.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/3 "2000-05-16T18:26:34Z")
WOW! Some of 'em look exactly as I pictured them (Mullinator, Pluto, Mr. Cynical, Omni), some of 'em were big surprises (SingleDad, Show Biz, Wally). But not a dud in the carload! Howcum Ike, Alpha, David B., PL, Bucky and Manny are amongst the missing?
And when are we going to do the SDMB women?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/4 "2000-05-16T18:31:00Z")
Eve sez:
> [@](#):
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> \*\*
> And when are we going to do the SDMB women?
> \*\*
My oh my. TechChick, if you’ll start up a site for the SDMB women, I will provide you with this here shiny quarter I have in my pocket.
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### Author:  [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/5 "2000-05-16T18:32:56Z")
I don’t seem to be there either. May I ask what the problem was??
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/6 "2000-05-16T18:33:58Z")
Oh. My. God.
_wild applause for techchick_ Hon, these rock. And I love the captions. I’m sitting here dying with laughter in my cube. Thanks!
And if you do the SDMB women, I’ll send in a pic. 🙂
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### Author:  [@lucyfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucyfur)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/7 "2000-05-16T18:35:29Z")
Excellent!! That’s gonna be a huge hit. Lots of delicious men on this board. **Coldfire** - How bout a job application for that there farm of yours? 😉
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### Author:  [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/8 "2000-05-16T18:37:36Z")
hahahaha - that’s great, thanks TechChick!!
I just KNEW I should have put on a different shirt that day!
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### Author:  [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/9 "2000-05-16T18:37:44Z")
_ **WHOOOOO!! HOOOOO!!!** _
Yet another reason why I post to the board…all the great looking men!
Great job techchick!
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### Author:  [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/10 "2000-05-16T18:38:00Z")
Why was I a surprise, Eve?
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### Author:  [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/11 "2000-05-16T18:38:41Z")
I like it, I really do. And now for the SDD (Straight Dope Dames)…
ps: Please note that my hair is no longer on anti gravity mode, but it can still be fun on occasion. Chicagoan’s may actually see me poke my eye out with it, but not how you may think
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/12 "2000-05-16T18:39:55Z")
Damn, rubes. And here I was figuring you’d be the easiest poster I don’t know yet to recognize at the Doper meeting. 🙂
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/13 "2000-05-16T18:40:28Z")
Wow you are amazing Techie!!! Thank you so much for taking the time and effort to put this project together!!!
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/14 "2000-05-16T18:42:36Z")
Techie, that was a riot! Thanks for all the great work you put into that.
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/15 "2000-05-16T18:42:49Z")
yummy.
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/16 "2000-05-16T18:45:02Z")
A “bona fide member of the mafia”? My name don’t end in a vowel!!
Still, amusing. And it better have been, or I woulda had to make a call to an associate…
* * *
Yer pal,
Satan
_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, one week, 16 hours, 44 minutes and 57 seconds.
1507 cigarettes not smoked, saving $188.49.
Life saved: 5 days, 5 hours, 35 minutes._
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### Author:  [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/17 "2000-05-16T18:48:32Z")
Slightly off topic, but when the SDD goes online, try and get Diane’s glamour shot pic. Meeeeooooowwww!!!
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/18 "2000-05-16T18:50:10Z")
Wow! Fabulous! What a great bunch of guys!
Only problem is that _before_ I saw that, I could honestly say that I didn’t have a “crush” on anyone.
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### Author:  [@blueslady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blueslady)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/19 "2000-05-16T18:51:23Z")
You must do a Women of the SDSM!
I will send you my pic if you do!!
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/20 "2000-05-16T18:52:23Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*\*
> Why was I a surprise, Eve?
> \*\*
Hey, you surprised me, too.
I tend to make snap judgments about appearances based on UserName, which then modify themselves as I become more familiar with posting styles.
I’ve been picturing you as a sort of cross between Ozzie Nelson and Bill Bixby in _The Courtship of Eddie’s Father._
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