# SDMB MEN!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/21 "2000-05-16T18:53:28Z")
Some guys didn’t make the cut, they either didn’t send in anything, the picture was too large to edit cleanly or I missed the link. Sorry. Satan, didn’t know you were from Brooklyn HAHAHAHA, that’s funny! The women are next \< giggle \> ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/22 "2000-05-16T18:54:51Z")
techie, great job! Why didn’t you do something about my gray hair like I asked you to? You said you have Photo Shop. And where’s my goatee? ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/23 "2000-05-16T18:55:41Z")
Did you _have_ to mention the exes? (Now they’ll know where to find me…) (Harridans, all…) You’re hilarious, techie! And how did you know? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/24 "2000-05-16T18:55:44Z")
Now there needs to be a way for the ladies to **anonymously** declare their crushes on the men, so that egos may be properly stroked 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/25 "2000-05-16T18:56:31Z")
[southern belle] Oh, my! All those pictures just got me quite flustered. What an engaging group of gentlemen we have here. [/southern belle] Way to go, techchick! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/26 "2000-05-16T18:59:11Z")
SingleDad—it was just your hair, is all. I was (like Ike) picturing short, Fifties-style Ward Cleaver hair. Other than that, though, I was pretty much on-target. Ike, were you too modest to send in a photo? You could have just clipped one from People’s “Sexiest People Alive” issue, I wouldn’t have told on you. Tech, I’ll get you a photo for the “women” page; but HOW? I can’t “E” one to you, and you’d be insane to post an address here . . . If we can stealthily exhange E-mail address, I’ll mail one to you . . . ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/27 "2000-05-16T19:22:33Z")
Bravo to techchick and the menfolk! Wally looks suspiciously like my Dad’s cousin Arnie. You don’t have a wooden leg, do you Wally? ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/28 "2000-05-16T19:26:37Z")
We could make some serious cash if we sold calendars 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/29 "2000-05-16T19:29:59Z")
Eve, don’t forget that Ike was there for the first ChiDope…I have proof that he and Harry Anderson are one and the same. 🙂 Tech, this is priceless. My favorite caption was rube’s. Fabulous work, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/30 "2000-05-16T19:31:45Z")
Huh. I thought I sized the thing correctly. Go figure. I guess y’all will have to do without. I woulda been burried by the competition anyway. Ta. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/31 "2000-05-16T19:33:27Z")
::Drooling:: Oh. My. Oh. My. \ I am speechless, techie! I am ROFL at the captions, **priceless**! Where did all these _Hunks_ come from? I do have a few favorites, but I _ain’t_ saying. 😉 Some of you already know who you are! If you come up with a way to do it **anonymously** Mr C, let me know. I just might tell! 😉 BTW, techie, if I can get their permission, I’ll send you Vestal Blue’s and pipefitter’s pic’s to add! And, I’ll take an updated one of Mr Bear on Friday when he’s more recovered from his…plane trip…yeah, the plane trip… 😉 If you decide to do the ladies of the SDMB, I’ll send you an updated pic of me. Clothed, of course. 😛 I just talked with VB, he said ‘sure!’ So, I’ll send it soon, ok? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/32 "2000-05-16T19:33:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Ike, were you too modest to send in a photo? > \*\* Same problem you’re envisioning, **Eve.** I assume a scanner or some other form of high-tech equipment is necessary, and I no got. Besides, my image has appeared here many times, in group shots from SDMB get-togethers. SUPPOSED to be my image, anyhow…I think everyone waits until I get really drunk, then they steal my clothes and put them on some guy with a double chin and take _his_ picture. Whenever _I_ look in the mirror, I look exactly like I did when I was 24. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/33 "2000-05-16T19:37:50Z")
Wonderful job! And I was thinking that such clever, well-spoken men couldn’t possibly be handsome to boot…color me impressed. I’m with Green Bean on the crushes and Mr. Cynical on the anonymity… Very nice, guys, very nice. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/34 "2000-05-16T19:39:50Z")
I’m crushed. Was mine too graphic? I’m sending a new one with a blue dot, but I expect you to use it. If you left out others for that reason, just pass them on to me for cover-up. My computer came with unlimited blue dots. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/35 "2000-05-16T19:47:59Z")
That was terrific!!! I printed all of the pictures off so I can make a collage of my crushes!! I’ll sleep with it under my pillow every night. Techchick, let me know if you do the SDMB Women and I’ll send you an updated picture. Also, I think after the SDMB Women we should do SDMB Butts and everybody send in a pic of their butts (with clothes on of course, what kind of perv do you think I am!) I’d like to see some of the asses we have here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/36 "2000-05-16T19:48:25Z")
Fonz is cracking me up. I love this idea, Techchick - it’s a great site, too. BRAVO! I’ll submit a photo, too, if there’s a female version. Maybe I’m mistaken but wasn’t this supposed to be a calendar? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/37 "2000-05-16T19:50:57Z")
… but then that’s my own damn fault. I need a newer pic o’ me on the web. Well done, **techchick**! I and the rest of the ladies {ahem} appreciate the effort. Besides, it’s nice to know I’m the cutest guy out there… {DUCKING!} 😃 Quack! {ROFLMAO!} 😃 I crack me up. 😃 Oh, and **Omniscient**? I suggest you hide from me. 😉 (I usually like 'em a little more international, but damn, you a cute white boy! :D) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/38 "2000-05-16T19:51:27Z")
I think everyone will agree that I could have a successful career as a criminal. \*\*Officer: Would you describe the robber, please? Victim: He was…umm…you know…like…ordinary. Officer: What was he wearing? Victim: I don’t know. A shirt, I think. And maybe pants of some sort.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/39 "2000-05-16T19:53:47Z")
Thanks everyone 🙂 Okay, it seems as though some men are offended. PLEASE email me with a picture, please try to keep them under 300x300 pixels. Are some of you sure that you sent me pictures? I have been downloading them to a specific file on my hard drive. As I was creating the pages, I went alphabetically. \< will update if she has been emailed pictures \> ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/40 "2000-05-16T19:56:47Z")
Nice job on the site TechChick. I am only mildly confused about my caption though. Help. I knew buying a scanner would pay off eventually. I’ll have to start a web shrine to myself now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=3)