# SDMB MEN!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/61 "2000-05-16T21:08:16Z")

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Any men that would still like to be included will have until 12:00 midnight Mountain time to get in your entries. (that’s two hours behind Eastern time)

After that, it’s time for the ladies to start emailing me your pics.

If you email it too me, I will be sure not to miss it 🙂

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/62 "2000-05-16T21:11:45Z")

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I have a lil crush… It starts with an O and ends in mniscient. Shhh… don’t tell anyone.

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**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/63 "2000-05-16T21:14:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*Coldfire: Ohmygodmygodmygod… (drooling all over keyboard)
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> Esprix: Damned waste (grumble, grumble).
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> ShowBiz: “Likes to date graduate students and prefers them blonde and leggy,” eh? Hmm, maybe I have a shot with somebody on this board after all.  
> \*\*

You might be right. **techchick68** was just guessing, but any drooler is just my type!

**Eve-** You say I’m not what you expected? I’m an actor, wanna see my quick change?

**techchick68** - Got to hand it to you, you’ve got me pegged!

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/64 "2000-05-16T21:17:55Z")

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I was apprehensive, but now I see that I am not on there.  
I know many of you are dying to see me with a caption under my puss, but alack, alay, techchick no longer loves me.  
Sigh.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/65 "2000-05-16T21:22:17Z")

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Lexicon,

I forgot your website…send me a pic.

'Sides, if it weren’t for your girlfriend I’d molest you. You know I wuv you \< hehe \>.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/66 "2000-05-16T21:32:34Z")

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Nicely done techie, I should have known better with that mail-order bride.

Esprix, thanks but if you saw the uncropped version of that photo it might ruin it for you 😉

jjjfishe, your secret is safe with me. BTW…I may have taken a peek at your webpage…we’ll get along just fine.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/67 "2000-05-16T21:36:51Z")

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omni you sly devil you. I looked at jj’s [http://www.too](http://www.too), wow!!!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/68 "2000-05-16T22:00:31Z")

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Sigh.

Could someone please help me figure out how to explain my new UncleBeer screensaver to my husband?

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/69 "2000-05-16T22:23:06Z")

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sent a link to one, it might be too big, I dont know. I know I AM as you will soon see _L_ but I dont know how big the PICTURE is. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/70 "2000-05-16T22:39:32Z")

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Do I know you? I Can’t see how my apearance reveals my preferance to squeeze vegetables.Not the kind found in the hospital hooked on machines. Well, I will deny THAT till my deathbed.  
I think I did say the picture was taken while I was in Russia.  
Fantastic job!

By the way ladys I am still single 🙂

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/71 "2000-05-16T23:21:33Z")

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More men added:

[http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/](http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/)

(someone sent me a picture, but I couldn’t tell who he is username wise…great pick. Check your AOL email account!)

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/72 "2000-05-16T23:23:11Z")

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TC, what’s the deadline for the dame pix? I want to touch up my hair before I take mine, and sheesh! I haven’t a thing to wear! ::looks around franticly:: Wait, that’s not what I meant by that. Aw crap. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/73 "2000-05-16T23:26:00Z")

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I could wear my wetsuit. Hmm, I hope the women are into rubber…guys, there are tons of girls pics still at OPs  
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/)

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/74 "2000-05-16T23:30:34Z")

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Vogue,

The sooner the better. I am on a roll, hopefully I can pull this off with the dames with out hurting some feelings…you know how us women are \< giggle \>

Ladies, try to get your pics in by tomorrow evening so I can put it together tomorrow night.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/75 "2000-05-16T23:43:11Z")

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Me.

[http://www.crosswinds.net/~montrealais/personal](http://www.crosswinds.net/~montrealais/personal)

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/76 "2000-05-16T23:58:35Z")

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Looking at Wally’s picture while reading his “cybersex experience” makes it so much more funny! Try it, you’ll die laughing…

Hoo Hoo!

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/77 "2000-05-17T00:10:50Z")

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Techchick, I produced a better picture. Just sent it to ya. If you like it better feel free to replace my picture with it. BTW, i’m not 30!?!, only 21 at least change that, ok ;).

Happy to be next to Single Dad.

I don’t think anyone looked as I had pictured them. Some surprises. For equality, someone should set up a women of the board site (i’m too lazy to do it and am not familiar with html), so we can see what all of the ladies look like. I’m curious, is anyone else?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/78 "2000-05-17T00:14:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> Coldfire: Ohmygodmygodmygod… (drooling all over keyboard)  
> \*\*

Why, thank you ma’am _blush_ 😉

It’s an old pic though, I guess 1995. I’ve gained a few pounds since, put the rest is still intact.

And Silo? “Big Bad Booty Daddy”, huh? Hardly, my friend 😃

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/79 "2000-05-17T00:19:26Z")

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suck it coldfire 😉

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/80 "2000-05-17T00:20:01Z")

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Silo,

If I changed that to 21, it wouldn’t make any sense. I am leaving it in tact, as is. That’s the fun of this, none of it makes sense.

Oh, and there is a women’s pages coming too, don’t you read the thread?

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