# SDMB MEN!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/81 "2000-05-17T00:22:51Z")
O I get it. šŸ˜‰ Good job Techā€¦do you like the pic I just sent you better? You can actually see me in decent clarityā€¦and fully clothed. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/82 "2000-05-17T00:25:42Z")
::Fanning Myself:: Whew, itā€™s hot in here! Damn, ReservoirDog, could you _have_ any sexier eyes? Iā€™d like to just dive right into those babies! And donā€™t even get me started on what Iā€™d like to do to those lips. \ Back to reality, Shaynaā€¦ And Wally, if you thought I was in love with you before - _Sigh_ I really hope you can make it to Vegas. I just want to kiss that adorable face and hug you 'til you canā€™t breathe!! How many pictures were up there? Thatā€™s how many crushes I have now. You guys are all wonderful. Incredible job, techchick. Thank you for all the work you did to give us goils some drool material. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/83 "2000-05-17T00:27:08Z")
:::swoons::: Wow, that was fun. Time to go on the prowl methinks. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/84 "2000-05-17T00:37:24Z")
Oh my, you men are all soā€¦oh, myā€¦ I meanā€¦wow. We have a mighty good-looking bunch here, I must say. I think I need to go lie downā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/85 "2000-05-17T00:47:22Z")
Thanks for all the work techie! Lots of yumminess there! And some really juicy ones. Wally, after seeing your sweet face, the full image of you killing a gerbil caused me to lose itā€¦Now I canā€™t stop laughing! _SMOOCH_ I donā€™t have a scanner,tech, but Iā€™ll see what I can do. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/86 "2000-05-17T01:04:27Z")
Wallyā€™s blushing furiously while reminding Shayna and Ellele that heā€™s an old fart, old enough to be their father. Whoā€™s up for some cybersex? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/87 "2000-05-17T01:06:05Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Me, Wally! Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/88 "2000-05-17T01:14:26Z")
Is that you, Angle? Yikes! Thereā€™s a mouse on my desk! Oh. Itā€™s part of the computer. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/89 "2000-05-17T01:19:16Z")
Yuck. Wally looks excactly like the putz I imagined. I was surprised he didnā€™t submit the gerbil-in-ass pic though. Cybersex with this guy? Never! Satan looks like someone who fills your gas tank up and doesnā€™t know how to calculate the change for a twenty. Democritus looks like a gay hairdresser. On the Love Boat, apparently. We all know how I feel about Exprix. This kid is just in denial: if you ask me, heā€™s as queer as can be! Mad Poet looks like someone out of Vanilla Iceā€™s _entourage_. MaxTorque looks like that one mechanic at my garage to whom **I** need to explain the basic functions of an ignition. Milossarian looks like a fat version of Paul Gascoine. Mullinator looks like a cheap Rik Smits lookalike. Opus: I especially liked your lead role in _Buttman goes to Rio_. The rest of yā€™all are just too ugly to look at. . . . . . . . . . . . . . :D! Really! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/90 "2000-05-17T01:21:47Z")
Coldfire strikes again! ROFLMAO! :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/91 "2000-05-17T01:25:59Z")
Thank you ladies for the wonderful reviews, but itā€™s time for a little honesty. Hunks? Not hardly. When a usually truthful and occasionally acerbic poster like **Eve** comes up with ā€œnot a dud in the carload!ā€ itā€™s time for an eye exam or a new dictionary. (Letā€™s see ā€“ _dud: n. Good-looking guy_ ā€“ oh, that explains it!) For your benefit Iā€™ve created some categories to make it easier to evaluate the SD men. Feel free to use them as applicable ā€“ e.g. ā€œThat **plutoā€™s** a real 10!!ā€ **1. Just Plain Ugly 2. Rugged, But Hardly Handsome 3. Gone To Seed 4. Old Jock 5. Been There, Done That, Looks Like It 6. Girlie Man 7. Eyes Too Close Together 8. Eyes Too Far Apart 9. Eyes Different Colors 10. Ears Too Close Together 11. Bald, But Otherwise OK 12. Thereā€™s A Good-Looking Guy Buried In There Somewhere! 13. Hate To Meet In A Dark Alley 14. Interesting Specimen 15. Tom Selleck Non-Lookalike 16. If My Dog Looked Like You Iā€™d Shave His Butt And Teach Him To Walk Backwards** ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/92 "2000-05-17T01:26:03Z")
I wasnā€™t kidding about _you_, Wally. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/93 "2000-05-17T01:36:46Z")
Damn! Coldfire looks as queer as Esprix. Could you change a nine dollar bill for threes? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/94 "2000-05-17T01:38:02Z")
Coldfire, I prefer to think of myself as a cheap Larry Bird lookalike. But, I suppose I can understand why you would pick the Dunking Dutchman. Itā€™s hard to walk through this thread with all of the swooning going on. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/95 "2000-05-17T01:43:47Z")
Hell, I knew that, Coldy. By the way, jere in Norh America we have a technology that we call colour photography. By the way, nice passport picture. I knew it couldnā€™t be your driverā€™s licence photo. Dutchmen canā€™t drive. Too complicated. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/96 "2000-05-17T01:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Democritus looks like a gay hairdresser. On the Love Boat, apparently. Now listen here Coldy baby, donā€™t make me get Gopher and Isaac to take yer sorry Dutch ass to the poopdeck and keelhaul ya! Gay hairdresser huh? I may have to post to the ā€œWhatā€™s The Best Compliment Youā€™ve Ever Recieved?ā€ thread nowā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/97 "2000-05-17T02:00:54Z")
:feeling a little faint: He actually said my nameā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/98 "2000-05-17T02:14:12Z")
Those of you late pic sendersā€¦I will not post a picture unless I have your SDMB user nameā€¦ As of this time you you 3 3/4 hours to get your pics in. \< remember, I need user names \> Ladies, you have plenty of time. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/99 "2000-05-17T02:15:12Z")
Uh, ReservoirDogā€¦where do you live? Iā€™m leaving my husband and coming to get you. No, donā€™t try to stop me. Forget ā€˜The Flirting Thread,ā€™ we need a ā€˜Gratuitous Sex Talk Threadā€™ _PRONTO_!!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/100 "2000-05-17T02:17:12Z")
**ROFLMAO!!!** Thanks, Coldy, Wally, and pluto! I can hardly type, Iā€™m laughing so hard! pluto, dear; you are **so** wrong about these guys. Yes, including _you_! If I start listing all the guys I now have a secret crush on, Mr Bear will turn into Mr Grizzly; so I wonā€™t. šŸ˜‰ Can I at least drool a while longer, honey? Sighā€¦ techie, Iā€™m trying to get the picā€™s scanned in, and then sent to you. Iā€™ll try to get it done by your deadline. I found an older one of my hubby \ so Iā€™ll send that one in. I have pipefitterā€™s permission to send in his too. What he doesnā€™t realize is that Iā€™ll send in the one from the lake in April, without his shirt! šŸ˜ƒ Great Job, techie! Love the pics! And, Omni, dear. Note the lack of sig, in honor of your suggestion about when you post more than once to a thread. šŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=6)