# SDMB MEN!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/101 "2000-05-17T02:20:04Z")
oh…my…GOD! The dreams I’m going to have tonight…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/102 "2000-05-17T02:37:48Z")
Hey, I have an idea… Could the SDMB Men pictures be combined into some sort of collage? That would make excellent “wallpaper” for our desktops. Whaddaya think, ladies? p.s. I haven’t a clue how to make a collage. Does anyone know? Wanna volunteer? ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/103 "2000-05-17T03:02:04Z")
For some reason I had expected Wally to be bald and wearing overalls. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/104 "2000-05-17T03:48:52Z")
The captions were hysterical! Well done! Can’t stop giggling. Anyone else notice that Matt\_mcl looks like Charlie Sheen during rehab? Wally7, after Coldfires endearing comments towards your exceedingly handsome looks, perhaps you should change your username to PUTZ. BTW, Coldy, you’ve worked for the CIA, FBI, KBG. But can you handle the BG’s. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/105 "2000-05-17T04:40:01Z")
I want to be the subject to unending adulation too!! wheres my pic gosh darn it to heck!!! well since i no get pic i just give you link to my web page so nah 😛 [My home page that has a pic of me!!](http://hometown.aol.com/bjordan8117/myhomepage/profile.html) ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/106 "2000-05-17T04:46:27Z")
Anyone else think Coldfire looks like Rupert Everett? Yummers!! BTW Chef Troy, honey I now know what you were doing when you kept touching my left breast. You were trying to put money in there. Damn the luck! Can we try again? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/107 "2000-05-17T05:53:15Z")
Oh my, all the bearish men. Hubba. Chef Troy, can I take you home? Esprix, I’m almost glad I didn’t know you in college. My roommates would have packed you up and brought you home. Wait. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all. (I lived with a Bear, a drag queen, and two other gay men. Best time I ever had.) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/108 "2000-05-17T08:51:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > By the way, nice passport picture. I knew it couldn’t be your driver’s licence photo. Dutchmen can’t drive. Too complicated. > \*\* At least we don’t insert rodents in our rectums and/or screw moose 😃 (BTW, if you think _you_ are a speed demon, try 30 minutes of Rush Hour traffic in Amsterdam. You might learn a few things!) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/109 "2000-05-17T09:22:44Z")
tech chick!!! what happened to my pic? heres the link again [http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg](http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg) I’m on the left ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/110 "2000-05-17T10:01:43Z")
Picking myself up from off the floor… Oh, now I’m breathing… All of these SDMB men!!! You know we southern women faint easy… ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/111 "2000-05-17T11:34:36Z")
::swinging a stick at the other females of the SDMB:: BACK!! BACK!! Have some decency and let the Cat Lady have first dibs on some of these men! Coldfire, Omni, and Res. Dog, please step forward! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/112 "2000-05-17T12:08:15Z")
Oh my! I certainly have some new men to add to my crush list. ::pant, pant:: BTW, London - I like the light effects in your picture. I think it’s 🆒 Of course, I am designating you my “favorite new poster” after seeing that picture. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/113 "2000-05-17T13:14:23Z")
Wally, you look so normal. I wasn’t expecting that! ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/114 "2000-05-17T13:26:08Z")
It’s terribly kind of you ladies but I’m afraid after seeing that (bloody) web cam shot, the die is cast. I have seen the future and it’s grave. After extensive enquiries this morning, I found myself thwarted in my initial ambition – Grave Digging School – because there isn’t one. Apparently, it’s all done with mechanical diggers and I’m no good with things that work. So, it was a toss up between Gravestone Etching School (umm, I think it was called that) and Embalming School, the latter won as they allowed me to enrol as ‘Sir James Bondage’. Just got to work out how to get this gooey stuff off the keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/115 "2000-05-17T13:29:07Z")
Well, What about ladies of the sdmb??? ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/116 "2000-05-17T14:29:59Z")
Shayna: > [@](#): > > \*\* > Damn, ReservoirDog, could you _have_ any sexier eyes? I’d like to just dive right into those babies! And don’t even get me started on what I’d like to do to those lips. \*\* Sue: > [@](#): > > \*\* > Uh, ReservoirDog…where do you live? I’m leaving my husband and coming to get you. No, don’t try to stop me. > \*\* Why thanks, girls. You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself. However, I should probably tell you now that that photo was taken about two months ago by my fiancee, one day after I proposed. I don’t think she would understand. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/117 "2000-05-17T14:36:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Wally, you look so normal. I wasn’t expecting that! > \*\* Say what? I’ll have you know I was younger a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/118 "2000-05-17T15:30:21Z")
Dear Mr. Coldfire, We are pleased that you found our latest release of _Buttman goes to Rio_ enjoyable. It will please you to know that we are now in production with the sequal, _Buttman and Robin’s Turkish Bathhouse Raids_. We have received your order for the following titles and will ship them out on the next available heroin barge to the Netherlands: •Greased-up Lightning Rods, starring Lance Turbo •Return to Nipple Planet (with a special appearance by Laura Schlessinger wearing a paper bag over her head) •Rest Room Rendezvous (extreme close up version) •The Best of Laverne & Shirley Bloopers As always, we will ship your order in a plain, brown wrapper from an undisclosed loaction in the Fiji Islands. Thank you for your continued patronage. FijiFilms Inc. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/119 "2000-05-17T15:48:40Z")
jeez opus, have you been taking baths in Rogaine? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/120 "2000-05-17T15:50:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Oh my, all the bearish men. Hubba. Chef Troy, can I take you home? > \*\* Oh no, you can’t take me home…my wife might be there. Let’s go to your place instead. _wink_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=7)