# SDMB MEN!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683 "2000-05-16T18:18:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/121 "2000-05-17T15:58:54Z")
All I want to say is: MaxTorque Narile Padeye Triplets separated at birth? You be the judge… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/122 "2000-05-17T16:16:19Z")
**Fretful Porpentine** wrote: > [@](#): > > Esprix: Damned waste (grumble, grumble). {hee hee} Sorry, babe, but the Asian gay male community of Philadelphia seems to disagree. 😉 **Omniscient** wrote: > [@](#): > > Esprix, thanks but if you saw the uncropped version of that photo it might ruin it for you Hmm, dunno about that - you don’t know the very wide variety of tastes I have in men… {heh heh heh} Suffice it to say, you’re a cutie, and obviously there are a few lucky ladies on this board who agree. 🙂 Besides, I think **matt\_mcl** has already spoken for my affections if Dr. Boyfriend and I split, so I shouldn’t be so flirty with the hapless straight boys! 😃 (Oh, and if I didn’t mention it before, **Rubes** is a cutie, too, but I wanna see a more close-up version of that mug of his… ;)) **Coldfire** wrote: > [@](#): > > We all know how I feel about Exprix. This kid is just in denial: if you ask me, he’s as queer as can be! Hey! That’s just plain slander! Why, I oughtta… oh, wait - I am gay. Dammit, I keep forgetting! **Suzeanne** wrote: > [@](#): > > Esprix, I’m almost glad I didn’t know you in college. My roommates would have packed you up and brought you home. Wait. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all. (I lived with a Bear, a drag queen, and two other gay men. Best time I ever had.) Yeah, I was gonna say, this is bad how, exactly? 😉 Oh, and poor **pricciar** and **Chief** , if you haven’t already, go pick up Weird Al Yankovic’s “Running With Scissors” - there’s a song on there called “Truck Drivin’ Song” that was made especially for you… 😃 And you’re right, **weirddave** - you’re not as dave as I thought you were. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/123 "2000-05-17T17:55:08Z")
I like the idea of having a face with the username now. Makes me realize you’re not all a bunch of heartless robots. Unless of course this is the grandest prank ever and all of you are carefully crafted sock puppets of techchick. I may have to do some investigating into this. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/124 "2000-05-17T18:04:15Z")
He’s realised the sock-puppet plan. ABORT!!! ABORT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/125 "2000-05-17T18:51:50Z")
Mully, my Post-Bot is still functioning just fine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/126 "2000-05-17T18:53:11Z")
I still have about 20 pictures of the guys and a ton of pictures to start on the ladies pages. Unfortunately I am going to be working tonight more network stuff. If I get back early enough I will attempt to have all the remaining men up on the site. \< good to see that some fun dialog has come of my project \> This is the SDMB I know and love 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![X-files](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/76d3ee/32.png) [@X-files](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X-files)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/127 "2000-05-17T19:13:47Z")
And we love you back! Even if we didn’t send photos. (I know someone at the Copymat can scan my picture to a floppy, once I take it, but then I have more learning to do to send it. Maybe I’ll be up to speed in time for a later edition. One can only hope.) ---
**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/128 "2000-05-17T22:47:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh my, all the bearish men. Hubba. Chef Troy, can I take you home? > > Oh no, you can’t take me home…my wife might be there. Let’s go to your place instead. _wink_ I dunno … is your wife cute too? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/129 "2000-05-18T00:14:26Z")
Thanks Techchick, U da best. Great job. I am looking forward to seeing the ladies’ page… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/130 "2000-05-18T01:01:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone else notice that Matt\_mcl looks like Charlie Sheen during rehab? I can’t tell if that’s a compliment or an insult. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/131 "2000-05-18T01:04:00Z")
Ok, techchick, I know that I’m way late, but I don’t stop in at MPSIMS much (not enough physics 😉 ). If you don’t mind adding me, there’s a [picture of me](http://ucis.vill.edu/~user7/dbambe01/h0me/dan2.jpg) online at my old web page-- I can downsize it a bit and send it to you, if you’d prefer. If, on the other hand, you do mind 🙂 then anyone who’s interested can just look at it from that link. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/132 "2000-05-18T01:39:59Z")
QUOTE]\*\* I want to be the subject to unending adulation too!! wheres my pic gosh darn it to heck!!! \*\* [/QUOTE] Woohoo! If you lived near here, I’D do you! 😉 (did I just type that out loud?) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/133 "2000-05-18T03:39:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Anyone else notice that Matt\_mcl looks like Charlie Sheen during rehab? > > I can’t tell if that’s a compliment or an insult. > \*\* A compliment. It was the first thing I noticed was the resemblance. Really. You just look a little pale. Long Canuck winters, eh? crap. Am I out of the hole I dug for myself or what? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/134 "2000-05-18T06:49:26Z")
You know, I remember back in the day when I posted my picture. Women across the SDMB swooned and showered me with ego-pumping complements and offers for carnal activity. Now, I don’t even get a mention! What, am I chopped liver now? Jeez… Oh, and yes, I am quite aware that I am engaged. I never said that I was gonna take anyone up on those offers! Just that they were nice when they were there… ☹ I’m going to go over here and sulk now… * * * Yer pal, Satan _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: One month, one week, two days, 4 hours, 49 minutes and 47 seconds. 1568 cigarettes not smoked, saving $196.00. Life saved: 5 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/135 "2000-05-18T07:32:27Z")
Here’s a non-complete list of male Dopers who have made me spend entirely too long in MPSIMS looking at non-naked people: Coldfire Omniscient Satan Mad Poet Esprix Wally Mean Joe Reservoir Dog Mully Milo I can’t wait for the ladies thread… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/136 "2000-05-18T09:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Now, I don’t even get a mention! What, am I chopped liver now? Jeez… > I’m going to go over here and sulk now… > \*\* You should talk. I would have thought that the ladies would have taken this chance to suck up to the moderator, but nooooooo … Too late now. Going over to the corner to sulk with Satan. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/137 "2000-05-18T09:47:32Z")
Oh, and Euty! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/138 "2000-05-18T09:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Oh, and Euty! > \*\* Nope. Too late. 136 posts here and y’all had your chance. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/139 "2000-05-18T11:37:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, I don’t even get a mention! What, am I chopped liver now? Jeez… Oh cry me a river, patron saint of all that is dark and evil. You win all of the good awards. You have caused previous mass swoonages. You fiancee is a highly respected poster with a rapier wit and above average Scrabble skills. You have possibly the most well-known sig. And, on top of all of that, you are a Yankees fan, which means eternal bragging rights. Excuse me if I don’t pull out the pity wagon fer ya. As for me, I only got one obvious swooning mention, but you don’t hear me crying. Oh sure, it would be nice to read post after post of “And I’d like to rip off all of Mully’s clothes, slather him in cocoa butter, and mount the trapeze,” but nooooooo. I just content myself with thinking that all of those people who didn’t post their secret crushes really meant me. Not that I am desparate or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683/140 "2000-05-18T13:27:35Z")
Damn, leave for a few weeks, and miss all the good stuff. Too late to get in on this fun, and I heard rumor of a “Big breasted redhead” thread that seems to be very elusive. _sigh_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-men/19683.md?page=8)