# SDMB Mock Election, Broken Down by Electoral Vote

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 29, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729 "2004-09-29T21:31:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/201 "2004-10-03T17:44:32Z")

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Heh heh. Looks like I hold Mississippi’s six votes in the palm of my hand.

Mississippi - Undecided

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/202 "2004-10-03T17:59:05Z")

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Tennessee - Bush

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/203 "2004-10-03T20:21:38Z")

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Washington state. Kerry.

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**Author:** ![MilTan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@MilTan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MilTan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/204 "2004-10-03T20:46:55Z")

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New York - Kerry

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/205 "2004-10-03T21:00:10Z")

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New York. John Kerry.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/206 "2004-10-03T21:05:09Z")

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> [@masonite](#):
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> All you Texas, Alabama, Firmly Red State Badnarik voters, good on you. Anybody from Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida votes for Badnarik, you’re getting slapped. 😃

I think you’re assuming all the Badnarik voters would be voting for Kerry. That isn’t a good assumption.

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**Author:** ![the\_keek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@the\_keek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_keek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/207 "2004-10-03T21:33:10Z")

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Idaho - Kerry

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/208 "2004-10-03T21:39:08Z")

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Florida — Kerry

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/209 "2004-10-03T21:57:27Z")

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> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#):
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> Heh heh. Looks like I hold Mississippi’s six votes in the palm of my hand.
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> Mississippi - Undecided

How does someone from Malibu get a Mississippi vote? 😕

Mississippi - Bush (and I’ll put money on it.)

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/210 "2004-10-03T22:25:25Z")

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> [@kniz](#):
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> How does someone from Malibu get a Mississippi vote? 😕

Dagnabbit - they’re onto me!

Just kidding. I’m a student here (and still a legal Mississippian) so I’ll be voting by absentee ballot.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/211 "2004-10-03T22:25:33Z")

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Ohio, Kerry

\*I also know three voters under the age of 25 that could have voted in the last election but didn’t and have registered specifically to vote for Kerry this time around. I prodded them to get out and vote, and they also went to see Fahrenheit 911.

\*This kind of pheneomenon could figure heavily into this election and means bad news for Bush.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/212 "2004-10-03T22:31:31Z")

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New York. Kerry.

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**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/213 "2004-10-04T01:21:07Z")

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In Texas, of the 3 voters in my house, 2 are voting for Kerry and 1 for Bush, so we represent a net vote of 1 for kerry.

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**Author:** ![Monocracy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monocracy/32/4493_2.png) [@Monocracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monocracy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/214 "2004-10-04T01:39:11Z")

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Massachusetts. Kerry. (maybe)

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/215 "2004-10-04T02:53:38Z")

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I see someone forgot to lock the doors to the polling joint, so, since I made the daunting trip all the way here, I’m votin’  
KERRY/ EDWARDS!!!

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/216 "2004-10-04T02:54:02Z")

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I see someone forgot to lock the doors to the polling joint, so, since I made the daunting trip all the way here, I’m votin’ for Idaho  
KERRY/ EDWARDS!!!

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/217 "2004-10-04T02:55:42Z")

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I’ll be darned, guess you can vote more than once in Idaho too. Thought that was only possible in Florida.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/218 "2004-10-04T05:25:51Z")

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> [@bare](#):
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> I’ll be darned, guess you can vote more than once in Idaho too. Thought that was only possible in Florida.

Unless you’re black- then they won’t let you vote at all.

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/219 "2004-10-04T05:53:15Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> Unless you’re black- then they won’t let you vote at all.

Is that a fact? You really are **Not All That Bright**.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/220 "2004-10-04T10:56:06Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> Unless you’re black- then they won’t let you vote at all.

If you want to editorialize, do it in the BBQ Pit, please-this is a poll.

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