# SDMB Mock Election, Broken Down by Electoral Vote **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 29, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729 "2004-09-29T21:31:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/101 "2004-09-30T13:52:31Z")
Mr. Chairman - Plnnr, from the great Commonwealth of Virginia, the Mother of Presidents, the Old Dominion, and where America grew up, casts his vote for the Senator from Massachusetts, John Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/102 "2004-09-30T13:55:37Z")
West Virginia - Bush ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/103 "2004-09-30T14:07:32Z")
Georgia - Kerry. Am I the first Jawjan? ---
**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/104 "2004-09-30T14:22:00Z")
Colorado. Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/105 "2004-09-30T14:33:54Z")
Texas. Kerry. So far, Kerry is winning Texas by a landslide… ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/106 "2004-09-30T14:36:19Z")
Texas. Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/107 "2004-09-30T14:40:26Z")
MD - Kerry. (Isn’t he unopposed?) - Jinx ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/108 "2004-09-30T15:07:43Z")
Ohio: Kerry ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/109 "2004-09-30T15:33:29Z")
Minnesota. Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/110 "2004-09-30T15:43:42Z")
Not being a citizen of this great country, I don’t get to vote for real. California, Kerry (that being a vote to get rid of Bush, not realy a vote for Kerry himself) ---
**Author:** ![mbacko1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@mbacko1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbacko1)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/111 "2004-09-30T15:59:00Z")
Maryland. Kerry Big shocker there. Maryland would vote for Carrot Top if he was on the democratic ticket. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/112 "2004-09-30T16:08:12Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Well, i’m not a US citizien, so i can’t vote, but as this is an SDMB mock election, and i live in the US, i’m going to enter anyway. If you don’t want to include my choice in your calculations, that’s fine. > **Maryland** > > Kerry (holding nose extremely tightly) File me under **mhendo** as a permanent resident rather than a citizen. Florida, the proverbial ham sandwich. (Kerry) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/113 "2004-09-30T16:11:22Z")
New Jersey, Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/114 "2004-09-30T16:20:00Z")
Montana - Kerry ---
**Author:** ![Iris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a5b964/32.png) [@Iris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iris)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/115 "2004-09-30T16:42:09Z")
Maryland. Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/116 "2004-09-30T16:46:42Z")
Michigan. Kerry. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/117 "2004-09-30T18:17:43Z")
> [@mbacko1](#): > > Maryland. Kerry > Big shocker there. Maryland would vote for Carrot Top if he was on the democratic ticket. :smack: don’t be so dismissive; who’s to say he wouldn’t do better than the other candidates? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/118 "2004-09-30T18:29:31Z")
New Jersey – Kerry by default ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/119 "2004-09-30T18:34:52Z")
Yay! Add 6 electoral votes for Kerry! Arkansas - Kerry ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-mock-election-broken-down-by-electoral-vote/266729/120 "2004-09-30T18:47:34Z")
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