# SDMB Nostalgia...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046 "2000-02-17T21:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/61 "2000-02-19T15:51:00Z")

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“Ass Ass Ass as much as I want”

“what do blind people see when they dream”  
OK…manny of the people on the AOL board are here. However, for one who has only been back for a couple weeks, this board seems, well, “tamer” than the AOL incarnation. Have I just not bumped into the swords and daggers yet? Or, are there just fewer fools that stumble in over here?

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This sig not Y2K compliant. Happy 1900.

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/62 "2000-02-20T01:45:00Z")

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I remember when GFHH, Tubadiva, Toy Drone and I were four of the six original posters to the first Straight Dope message board on aol.  
Hah!

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/63 "2000-02-20T01:59:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by OpalCat:  
> \*\* BZZZZTTT sorry, wrong. 🙂 [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/reunion.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/reunion.html)  
> \*\*

Whoops! All this nostalgia addled my few connecting brain cells. I’ll slink away now.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/64 "2000-02-20T03:49:00Z")

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I can’t be expected to remember all I’ve discussed. but I have sort of kept track of [these threads](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000195.html)

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/65 "2000-02-20T04:03:00Z")

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Back when I was posting a few more times a day than now:  
[Papa Bear](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000303.html)  
but, never mind… :o

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/66 "2000-02-20T05:20:00Z")

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TBEA!!! Woo-HOO!!!

My day is made!

your humble TubaDiva  
Is BeLogical in the house?

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/67 "2000-02-20T07:28:00Z")

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TBEA! Long time no seE-A!

If you want vitriol, go to the pit. That’s what I like about this board: subdivisions, no thread splitting, and no spam.

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“What’s the cure for disillusionment, Charlie Brown?”

“A chocolate cream and a friendly pat on the back.”

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2000, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/68 "2000-02-20T11:12:00Z")

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I remember when I first came on board and flirted shamelessly with a few of the lovely ladies here. I was flamed mercilessly by E1Skeptic for it, so now I’m so cool I can keep an ice cube in my shorts all day.

I’m a professional, folks. Please don’t try this at home.

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**Author:** ![LilethSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@LilethSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilethSC)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/69 "2000-02-21T05:15:00Z")

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[[I remember hating George and LilethSC for the whole “coyote incident”]] Opal

heh heh heh…ah, the good old days. I truly miss it, god knows why.

(Damn, it’s good to see TBEA’s name!)

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**Author:** ![LilethSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@LilethSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilethSC)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/70 "2000-02-21T05:20:00Z")

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P.S. to old MB alum - I got an email from DSchaf a few weeks ago. If you remember him - the orignal MB villain - then you have been around for a while!

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/71 "2000-02-21T05:24:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by WallyM7:  
> \*\*I remember when I first came on board and flirted shamelessly with a few of the lovely ladies here. I was flamed mercilessly by E1Skeptic for it, so now I’m so cool I can keep an ice cube in my shorts all day.
> 
> I’m a professional, folks. Please don’t try this at home.
> 
> \*\*

Wally, Wally, Wally, cool is one thing; masochism is another. And if you’ve been storing the Moosehead ::drumroll:: in your shorts to prove your coolth, don’t tell us folks who have partaken thereof.

Of the beer. Not your shorts. Or the contents of your shorts…

Oh, bullpucky.

Veb

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/72 "2000-02-21T15:36:00Z")

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I remember Dschaf!!

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–  
“it’s all real”  
“I KNEW IT!!!”  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/73 "2000-02-21T17:52:00Z")

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The Warm Fuzzy Brigade…  
“Let’s Taunt Ample”

“Hey Cecil, I Am Smarter”

“God does NOT exist – a proof”

“God is a CAT – a proof”

Cmmdr Zil for the defense, charge of ageism on the SDMB, as lodged by

Melis, aka Kiltgrrl

WWRJD

The “new” format on AOL with real threads (and access to all prior threads disappeared)

The “hmm” hair thread

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Disable Similes in this Post

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/74 "2000-02-23T23:36:00Z")

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And I remember trying to explain to a braindead hacker that futzing with the ads would get HTML taken away…

–John

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/75 "2000-04-29T14:52:57Z")

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Remember back when the SDMB ran on UBB?  
Ah, those were the days… 😉

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/76 "2000-04-29T15:51:43Z")

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I remember when my bookmarks to old threads like  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20989](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20989)  
worked.now I need to search them all again.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/77 "2000-04-29T16:47:12Z")

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I remember Ranger Jeff’s birthday songs and branding iron.

Oh, and the Bob/George wars.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/78 "2000-04-29T23:58:20Z")

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Moron on a moving truck.

Being pelted with Mentos.

Rosa Parks.

Throwing pies /------------[}  
and drinking beer c(\_) in chat.

```auto

(heh heh)
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/79 "2000-04-30T00:54:02Z")

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I remember the Skittles vs M&M war.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-nostalgia/14046/80 "2001-08-17T11:54:31Z")

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I never realized that I missed out on so much fun till I read this thread. dammit, if only I had a time machine, I’d set my younger self straight, on the dope that is the Striaght Dope

But since I can’t I think I’ll just make everyone else who joined recently also feel like they missed out since misery loves company, sigh. Hope you enjoyed it like I did. Sounds like good times.

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