# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/1 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")
It’s time once again for a rousing round of **SDMB (not) Jeopardy**, this week not brought to you by the fine folks at _Procter & Gamble_. Alex is unavailable at the moment, some sort of moustache emergency if I’m not mistaken, but here we go. You know the rules. I supply an answer, you supply the question AND the next answer. No points awarded for accuracy (if I wanted facts, I’d post in GQ). Heaping amount of points for frivolous and witty responses. Up First: **Elephant Parts** ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/2 "2002-04-08T15:30:20Z")
What does Spoofe wish for more than anything in the world? Cheezy Doodles ---
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/3 "2002-04-08T15:37:41Z")
What is the artistic result of combining a three-year-old and Cheetos? The Twelth of Never ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/4 "2002-04-08T15:37:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > > **Elephant Parts** \*\* What does an elephant do while combing his hair? ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/5 "2002-04-08T16:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dobbinaire \* > \*\*The Twelth of Never \*\* What comes after the Eleveth of Never? 😃 Next: **Bananarama, a jar of mayonaise, and a Lazy-Boy** ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/6 "2002-04-08T16:33:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skerri \* > Bananarama, a jar of mayonaise, and a Lazy-Boy What three things comprise Maeglin’s ideal weekend? (We all know that scholarly schtick is just an act.) Next: **Rough.** ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/7 "2002-04-08T16:38:09Z")
What is “Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek” I love those SNL skits! 🙂 Pest, Buda, and Obuda. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/8 "2002-04-08T17:08:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by abel \* > \*\*Pest, Buda, and Obuda. \*\* What are the names of _The New Three Stooges_? Stretch it till it’s half as thick. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/9 "2002-04-08T18:34:18Z")
_originally quoted by FairyChatMom_ > [@](#): > > Stretch it till it’s half as thick. What’s the best way to clean that year old gunk behind the fridge? Endangered species ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/10 "2002-04-08T19:14:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Endangered species What do you call the poop of the panda, the bald eagle, and the Siberian tiger? Awww, damn, I thought it was endangered FECES… never mind… **Cottonballs, mothballs, and Ovaltine** ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/11 "2002-04-08T20:49:09Z")
What are three things made of balls? **Shiv boom baa** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/12 "2002-04-08T20:52:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LlamaPoet \* > \*\ ***Cottonballs, mothballs, and Ovaltine** \*\* What are the three essential ingredients for a wicked hangover remedy? (take note, all you ChiDopers) **Feeding Sara Lee cheesecake to camels and monkeys while playing the guitar.** ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/13 "2002-04-08T21:02:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moronmountain \* > > **Shiv boom baa** \*\* What is the sound a mugged sheep makes? Matzoh Ball Soup ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/14 "2002-04-08T21:45:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Matzoh Ball Soup What is \*\* moronmountain’s\*\* favorite ball-band? \*\*paper peanut daughter[/b ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/15 "2002-04-09T01:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anubis \* > \*\* > \*\*paper peanut daughter[/b \*\* What is an example of careless VBcoding? **Stench of Ages** ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/16 "2002-04-09T01:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Stench of Ages What’s in Grandma’s knickers. **Any Microsoft OS** ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/17 "2002-04-09T01:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\ ***Any Microsoft OS** \*\* What is a tragedy? Two empty beer bottles, a package of firecrackers, and a jar of peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/18 "2002-04-09T02:27:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Two empty beer bottles, a package of firecrackers, and a jar of peanut butter. How much fun can Guy Fawkes Day be when the dogs’ mouth is all gummed up? **A cup of coffee, a small pitcher of water and a renaissance painting.** ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/19 "2002-04-09T05:19:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > [ > > **A cup of coffee, a small pitcher of water and a renaissance painting.** \*\* What will wake you up, quench your thirst, and feed your imagination? :o _A cellular phone and duct tape_ ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/20 "2002-04-09T05:32:55Z")
What do you need to make a cheap ‘hands free kit’? **Small animal parts and a lazy susan.** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=2)