# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/21 "2002-04-09T05:37:39Z")

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Two key components for creating a Do-It-Yourself Wheel of Fortune, Roadkill Edition.

Next!  
Churches, very small rocks, and a duck…

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**Author:** ![Trucido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Trucido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trucido)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/22 "2002-04-09T06:04:40Z")

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What are the three latest installments in a trend towards naming collections of unrelated items, or, key components for a hot date?

**Chimpanzee phlebotomist**

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**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/23 "2002-04-09T06:23:51Z")

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Who is someone that collects blood samples and body fluids from the species troglodytes for laboratory testing?

**Water, Sugar, Food Acid (338) and Color (150).**

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/24 "2002-04-09T06:41:04Z")

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What is the secret formula for Dick Clark’s skin cream?

next:

Pol Pot, Mickey Mouse and Queen Elizabeth I

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/25 "2002-04-09T07:35:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kuroashi \*  
> \*\*Pol Pot, Mickey Mouse and Queen Elizabeth I \*\*

Name a goon, a toon and a prune.

Try: Strawberry ice-cream.

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/26 "2002-04-09T08:04:22Z")

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Following Truth and Justice, what does Superman fight for?  
(And QE1 is not even a prune, dead too long: QE1- someone who enjoyed watching Shakespeare’s plays in Londoon)

Next:

A dark garbed currency

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/27 "2002-04-09T08:04:36Z")

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Oops, I forgot to phrase in the form of a question.

_What are_ a goon, a tune and a prune?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/28 "2002-04-09T08:06:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kuroashi \*  
> \*\*A dark garbed currency \*\*

What are Batbucks?

And QE1 _was_ a prune, as portrayed by Judi Dench in _Shakespeare in Love_. Nyaah!

Next answer:

LLama juice

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/29 "2002-04-09T08:14:11Z")

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OK give ya that one on QE1.

Batbucks?! What about Johnny Cash?

…llama juice, llama juice…

What was the nifty name that the survivors of the Andes plane crash depicted in the movie “Alive” gave to the sustenance that saved them, just to make it go down a bit easier?

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/30 "2002-04-09T08:15:14Z")

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oh yeah, next answer:

Part-time rubbers

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/31 "2002-04-09T11:29:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kuroashi \*  
> \*\*Part-time rubbers \*\*

What does 20 hour/week helth-conscious prostitute keep a stock of?  
A Coke bottle full of dirt.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/32 "2002-04-09T11:36:23Z")

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Dang, **Wikket** , you snuck past me on preview… OK then

What do you use to christen a land yacht?

Next:

Multi-colored tube socks.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/33 "2002-04-09T12:38:12Z")

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> Multi-colored tube socks

What is the closest I’ll ever get to having sex with Halle Berry?

**Harry S Truman**

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**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/34 "2002-04-09T12:59:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> **Harry S Truman**

Who was someone who wasn’t worried about missing their period?  
Next:  
Gorillas in the mist

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/35 "2002-04-09T13:05:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mystery Dog \*  
> \*\*Next:  
> Gorillas in the mist \*\*

What does a male SO look like in the shower?

_Ducks a beer can from SO_ Well SOR-ry! 😃

Next: A staple gun plus a female with PMS

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/36 "2002-04-09T13:17:19Z")

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> A staple gun plus a female with PMS

Why was Cougarfang’s SO hiding in the shower in the first place?

**Bond. James Bond**

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/37 "2002-04-09T13:46:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
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> **Bond. James Bond** \*\*

What does the new 007 glue do?

**Asteroids**

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/38 "2002-04-09T14:31:07Z")

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## What do astronauts call that burning, itching feeling?

**A tasty frozen treat.**

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/39 "2002-04-09T14:34:10Z")

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What’s Nicole Kidman like in the sack?

Next answer:

Poison Ivy in the garden.

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**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/40 "2002-04-09T15:42:42Z")

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Who murdered Col. Mustard and where?

Next:

**Knickers**

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