# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/41 "2002-04-09T15:54:51Z")
What is something that smells funky if you forget to change them? Next answer: Video Head Cleaner ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/42 "2002-04-09T16:01:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tattva \* > \*\ ***Knickers** \*\* What do you call very small knockers? Next: **On top of old Smokey.** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/43 "2002-04-09T16:04:06Z")
Damn! Too slow! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*Video Head Cleaner \*\* Who’s in charge of janitorial staff at MTV? Next (again): **On top of old Smokey** ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/44 "2002-04-09T16:06:33Z")
What’s Mrs. Bear’s favorite position? Better Off Dead. ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/45 "2002-04-09T16:20:49Z")
How did my stomach feel after Chidope? **Wind beneath my wings** ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/46 "2002-04-09T16:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tattva \* > \*\* > > **Wind beneath my wings** \*\* What did Big Bird call his farts. A blue whale’s blowhole. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/47 "2002-04-09T17:20:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\* > > A blue whale’s blowhole. \*\* What did Big Bird’s farts sound like? _Luke Skywalker_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/48 "2002-04-09T19:46:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rico \* > \*\*_Luke Skywalker_ \*\* What was Mark Hamill’s last well-paying job? Next: The Yellow Rose of Texas ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/49 "2002-04-09T21:22:49Z")
What did they call Laura’s flowers after George pee’ed in the garden at Crawford? Next: First Degree Arson ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/50 "2002-04-10T00:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave3L \* > \*\*What did they call Laura’s flowers after George pee’ed in the garden at Crawford? > > Next: > > First Degree Arson \*\* What is “how you burn down the college after you graduate”? Next: A Bag of Ducks ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/51 "2002-04-10T00:45:53Z")
What is more fun than a bucket of soapy frogs? **Blue Sky Horizon** ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/52 "2002-04-10T01:02:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Blue Sky Horizon What will you see one day when the smog clears? **Sweet in the morning** ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/53 "2002-04-10T01:43:25Z")
What do see when you wake in a hotel room? **Do the boogaloo** ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/54 "2002-04-10T05:19:41Z")
What activity keeps Saddam Hussein from getting a good night’s rest? Next: George C. Scott and a harpoon (It’s a toughy) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/55 "2002-04-10T05:21:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narrad \* > **Do the boogaloo** How does a booga describe going to the bathroom? Next: Do not pass go. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/56 "2002-04-10T05:27:55Z")
Do not pass go What is a rare version of the Japanese game “go” using jelly-filleds instead of stones? My answer remains: George C. Scott and a harpoon (it’s a toughy) ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/57 "2002-04-10T05:33:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\* > George C. Scott and a harpoon (it’s a toughy) \*\* Name a spear and a queer. Oatmeal cookies and DVD players ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/58 "2002-04-10T05:45:53Z")
Name two things you can enjoy in your undies. **Windows and Linux** ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/59 "2002-04-10T05:47:37Z")
Oatmeal cookies and DVD players What are two things that create a need for two other things (milk and a DVD), which in turn are manufactured goods not derived from plutonium unless the cow ate grass in a field next to a nuclear reactor? next answer: Arthur Fonzarelli ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/60 "2002-04-10T05:49:42Z")
C@A you beat me ok, Windows and Linux What was the name of the two OS which combined in 2013 to become “Windex?” NOW next: Arthur Fonzarelli [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=4)