# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/61 "2002-04-10T06:04:10Z")
Who was the actor that played the gang leader in “Beach Blanket Bingo”? Four on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/62 "2002-04-10T06:15:59Z")
What is my dream of the ideal sexual experience? oops I got married - uh - what WAS my idea - that’s it, that’s the ticket… Big Mac and French Fries ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/63 "2002-04-10T06:32:33Z")
What “meal” was inspired by Douglas MacArthur’s return to the Phillipines with a delegation from the Youth Corps of France? Answer: National Public Radio ---
**Author:** ![Stimpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@Stimpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpson)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/64 "2002-04-10T07:20:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Answer: National Public Radio What is an anagram for “A Diabolical Porn Unit?” Answer: Winnie the Pooh ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/65 "2002-04-10T07:22:58Z")
winnie the pooh what is an anagram for “Evil Rush Limbaugh with wings” next:Mogadishu ---
**Author:** ![RAWisSYDNEY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@RAWisSYDNEY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWisSYDNEY)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/66 "2002-04-10T07:42:12Z")
“Mogadishu” A dessert which is made primarily out of Raw beef and smelly. Next: A Cat named pickles. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/67 "2002-04-10T07:45:42Z")
What’s furry and answers to the name of pickles? next: Apollonia ---
**Author:** ![Stimpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@Stimpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpson)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/68 "2002-04-10T08:10:43Z")
> [@](#): > > A Cat Named Pickles What is least likely subject of a discussion of cucumbers and pussies? > [@](#): > > Apollonia Which [patron saint](http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainta13.htm) has the most difficulty saying “Sally sells sea shells by the seashore?” Hrmm… I’ll take TheRapists for $400. Answer: Joyce Brothers ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/69 "2002-04-10T10:06:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stimpson \* > \*\*Answer: Joyce Brothers \*\* Q: What was the most famous comedy team in Ireland before the eldest brother left to write books? Next: **Turnips and antifreeze** ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/70 "2002-04-10T10:30:34Z")
What’s the WORST hangover remedy? answer: …Are you talkin’ to ME? ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/71 "2002-04-10T10:52:01Z")
What was former President Regan’s standard response, immediately followed by "eh, speak up sonny’? **Tursiops truncatus** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/72 "2002-04-10T11:25:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > **Tursiops truncatus** \*\* Q: What curse did Hermione use to make Malfoy’s penis smaller? Next: **"Yes, but it makes me sneeze."** ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/73 "2002-04-11T03:43:56Z")
What was Dubbyas’s response when asked about snorting coke. next: a hat resembling the head of a lesser panda ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/74 "2002-04-11T04:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\*What was Dubbyas’s response when asked about snorting coke. > > next: > a hat resembling the head of a lesser panda \*\* What did Chairman Mao want to wear instead of that insipid ‘peasant worker’ getup? Next: I thought my throat would swell shut! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/75 "2002-04-11T04:32:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\*a hat resembling the head of a lesser panda \*\* What does a poacher poser consider the ultimate in formalwear? next: Morgan Fairchilde and Linda Evans ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/76 "2002-04-11T06:35:54Z")
Derleth! How ya doin, bud? “I thought my throat would swell shut” Ques: So, how did you like the Buffalo Wings sauteed in Gasoline? “Morgan Fairchild and Linda Evans” Ques: Name two women old enough to be your grandmother and mother, respectively, whom you wouldn’t mind having a date with. Next: I’ll take Baked Reptiles for $1,000 please, Alex… Little blue men who act anal 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/77 "2002-04-11T06:38:07Z")
That shoulda been “…mother and grandmother, respectively…” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/78 "2002-04-11T09:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > **Little blue men who act anal** Q: Who runs the accounting firm of Smurf, Smurf, and Smurf? Next: **"I don’t know, but you probably shouldn’t rub it."** ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/79 "2002-04-11T09:34:39Z")
Actually we were looking for **Butthole Smurfers** but that works too. shouldn’t rub it… hmmmm Why is that cat’s hair standing on end? next answer: Little Richard’s hair ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/80 "2002-04-11T10:13:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Little Richard’s Hair What was found in Richard Wayne Penniman’s drain? A: Jon Stewart and a Banana Moon Pie [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=5)