# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/81 "2002-04-11T10:30:04Z")
What did the big fat Scot on Austin Powers confuse when enjoying a midnight snackypoo? next: Psyence for $5 Black Latex ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/82 "2002-04-11T12:45:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > Black Latex \*\* What do you buy when you don’t want to spring for the black sheepskin? Mickey Mouse, Felix and Marshall Dillon ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/83 "2002-04-11T12:58:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Mickey Mouse, Felix and Marshall Dillon \*\* Three of my blind dates last year? **Monkeys with fedoras** ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/84 "2002-04-11T13:02:07Z")
What are chimps looking like chumps? **Socks with holes** ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/85 "2002-04-11T13:28:28Z")
> [@](#): > > **Socks with holes** What is this year’s baseball team from Boston? **Jesus H. Christ** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/86 "2002-04-11T14:44:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > **Jesus H. Christ** Q: Who is sick and tired of getting all of Jesus A. Christ’s mail? Next up: **Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs.** ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/87 "2002-04-11T14:57:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Next up: **Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs.** \*\* Describe my typical weekend “date” during the early 90’s? **Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky** ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/88 "2002-04-11T20:16:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\* > **Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky** \*\* What are the baby names Mrs. Zappa rejected? Axl Rose: Son of Iceland ---
**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/89 "2002-04-11T20:26:41Z")
What is the only law firm name that inspires less confidence than “Dewey, Cheatam & Howe”? Next: Keeping the Faith ---
**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/90 "2002-04-11T20:31:18Z")
Oh, just ignore my post. I was responding to Why a Duck, and Minor Irritant sneaked in ahead of me. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/91 "2002-04-11T20:34:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mystery Dog \* > \*\*Oh, just ignore my post. I was responding to Why a Duck, and Minor Irritant sneaked in ahead of me. \*\* What’s your favorite wine? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/92 "2002-04-12T01:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Minor Irritant \* > \*\* > > What are the baby names Mrs. Zappa rejected? > > Axl Rose: Son of Iceland \*\* What is Jean Claude van Damme’s next action flick? next: Suck my nicotine popsicles! **kuroashi** , blackfootedone, I’ll have to get back to the chat. Once I find out how to navigate Opal’s severely redesigned site, that is, or find out how to access it through Trillian. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/93 "2002-04-12T02:57:42Z")
You made it back today I saw Suck my nicotine popsicles! What was the song South Park’s Chef based his hit “Lick my Chocolate Salted Balls” on? (Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!) next: English Circles ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/94 "2002-04-12T06:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > English Circles What’s the newest breakfast treat craze that’s sweeping the nation? Next: Godzilla, Al Gore, and a dead old lady in a casket. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/95 "2002-04-12T07:18:33Z")
Name 3 things that never seem to die? Well, the third one did die, so that doesn’t really work. A Tokyo Earthquake, a Tennessee Neckache and a Woman who did QE2 make! Wooohooo! Next: Clint Eastwood & Quentin Tarrantino ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/96 "2002-04-12T13:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Clint Eastwood & Quentin Tarrantino Who is one of Hollywood’s greatest directors, and who’s the overrated 7-11 clerk standing next to him? ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/97 "2002-04-12T13:27:58Z")
Oops - forgot the next answer: Seward’s Folly and Regis Philbin ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/98 "2002-04-13T02:48:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lawoot \* > \*\*Oops - forgot the next answer: > > Seward’s Folly and Regis Philbin \*\* What were two things that were undervalued and overvalued, respectively? Madonna and Britany Spears ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/99 "2002-04-13T03:00:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*Madonna and Britany Spears \*\* Name a ridiculously over-rated pop singer and… another one. Next: Hal Roach ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/100 "2002-04-13T08:15:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\* > Hal Roach \*\* What did Bill Clinton say to Al Gore when he wanted him to pass the doobie over? Gatorade Popsicles [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=6)