# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/101 "2002-04-14T05:33:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Gatorade Popsicles Why was the Sickles family smaller when they returned from their Florida vacation? Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/102 "2002-04-14T08:10:06Z")
What are three essential elements in the universe? An old shoe, barbed wire, and two pairs of womens panties. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/103 "2002-04-14T10:40:41Z")
What is the pre-9/11 standard defense for army ammunition plants? A dado head cutter protruding from his forehead. ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/104 "2002-04-14T20:22:02Z")
What is the usual condition of Dr. Nick Riviera’s brain surgery patients? Jack’s Burning Rage ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/105 "2002-04-14T22:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Jack’s Burning Rage What is the name of the rejected sequel to _The Shining_? A marshmallow and an oxyacetaline torch in a hyperbaric chamber. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/106 "2002-04-15T03:52:45Z")
What is the incorrect way to enjoy an evening around the campfire? Maori warrior & yodeling ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/107 "2002-04-15T06:40:08Z")
What did the first New Zealand settlers live in constant fear of … a girdle, a griddle and a gamble ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/108 "2002-04-15T07:06:52Z")
What do Rush Limbaugh, Aunt Jemima and Kenny Rogers each need, respectively? Jimmy Watson was the first person to do this… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/109 "2002-04-15T07:49:53Z")
What is have an Australian Winemaking trophy named after you… because of discolration in the digestive tract by bile salts ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/110 "2002-04-15T07:53:02Z")
Why is it that Michael Jackson looks white? The only thing that will give you insomnia, a stomach ache and a reason to smile ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/111 "2002-04-15T08:10:55Z")
What is a german pornography film festival? Because nobody ever needs two of them. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/112 "2002-04-15T08:26:59Z")
Why is it that rabbits are barely ever sold in pairs? Rotting ham. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/113 "2002-04-15T09:27:12Z")
What did they serve Robin Hood in prison every morning? A couple of pennies and a ball of lint. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/114 "2002-04-15T10:09:21Z")
Is that the best you could come up with for an answer? Sears Actionwear tm ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/115 "2002-04-16T00:58:08Z")
What makes the mannequins look like they’re having more fun than I am? Goddamned shiny plastic people… A magnet and a ball of irradiated tinfoil. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/116 "2002-04-16T05:55:16Z")
What’s inside each Happy Fun Ball tm? That sounded like an REM song! Goddamn shiny plastic people! Shiny plastic people holding hands! Put 'em in a suit! Happy! Happy! 2874-8909 ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/117 "2002-04-16T06:07:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\* > 2874-8909 \*\* What was the rejected title for the song about Jenny?? IRS ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/118 "2002-04-16T07:04:22Z")
How did Ess always introduce himself? Five cheese wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/119 "2002-04-16T08:22:11Z")
What plus a beer is a Swiss six-course meal? Next: Ensign Ro ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/120 "2002-04-16T09:11:48Z")
What did the admiral say to the ensign as they escaped from the sinking ship in a life raft? Aerosmith & Harlem Globetrotters [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=7)